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HoE TeXt pHyLez #112!!!!1
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>> "militia entrance exam" <<
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(a very old, unfinished t-file that mogel found on his harddrive)
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written by the late "IM2K"
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_The Official XXXXX (Insert state) Militia Entrance Exam_
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1. List your area of birth: __
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A. New England Yank
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B. Midwestern Ditz
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C. Southern Racist
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D. California Stoned Surfer
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NOTE: All entrees with D need not continue. Thank you for trying, the man
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with the handcuffs will take you away now.
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2. Please note personal religion: __
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A. Liberal Baptist
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B. Liberal Protestant
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C. Liberal Methodist
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D. Liberal Liberal Eucharaian
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E. CONSERVATIVE BELIEFS
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3. If you noted "C" for question #1, please answer the following:
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What is your highest level of education? __
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A. 2nd grade
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B. 3rd grade
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C. 4th grade
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D. 1st grade
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E. Other (Please explain)
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4. What types of firearms do your personally own? (List all that apply)
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A. Ak-47
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B. M-16 or older model
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C. Automatic rifle
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D. Magnum 45
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E. Police .38
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F. .22 snub nose
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G. None (Please explain)
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5. What is the highest calliber gun you own? __
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A. 50
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B. 45
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C. 38
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D. 22
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6. What is your IQ?
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A. 50
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B. 45
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C. 38
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D. 22
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7. What is your name? __
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A. Billy-Bob
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B. Billy-Joe
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C. Billy-Sam
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D. Billy-XXXX
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E. Other (Please explain)
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8. What are the identifing characterists of a jack-booted government thug?
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A. Ridiculous earphone thing
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B. Bad suit (Paid w/ my money!)
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C. Obvious car
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D. Boots (jack-booted)
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E. Haircut (usually long like a friggin' hippie)
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F. Foreigner
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9. Do you know the location of your nearest Ryder agency?
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A. Yes
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B. No
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C. Unsure
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10. Please provide a set of your fingerprints (If you can't find a copy,
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your local police agency will probably be happy to lend you a copy).
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Right Thumb Other Right Thumb
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11. Which of the following do you personally believe? (List all that apply)
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A. Elvis is alive.
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B. The government is out to get you.
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C. The UN is just a plot to let foreigners take over the US.
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D. She was asking for it.
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E. All of the above.
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This concludes your exam. You'll be notified of your status within days.
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* (c) HoE publications. HoE #112 -- written by IM2K -- 6/11/97 *
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