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| | ...Hogs of Entropy Text Files Present... | |
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| | "The Oedipus Complex in Modern Day Terms" | |
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| | By: James Hetfield | |
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In relationships, (subconsciously) we basically look for one of two
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things. We look for a girl that is motherly to us, that can teach us the
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ways of the world and the ways of maturity, or we look for a girl that is
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innocent and we can "break in", WE can teach the ways of the world.
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Let me explain a little further. I'll give you an example with body
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parts. If you're a "breast man", you're probably looking for that motherly
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girl, the one that will nurture you. That's why males have such an obsession
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with the breast - it's the body part in which we were first brought to.
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However, if you are a "Ass man", or a "legs man", chances are you
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are looking for the kind of girl that you can teach the ways of the world to.
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You want a female who can shoot out babies like a cannon. You want a girl
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that can flop around on you like she's riding a wild horse.
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Now, originally the Oedipus Complex was an idea made up by a man
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Sigmund Freud, that stated that all men want to fuck their mothers. Whether
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or not this is true is not the question here. It's just a kinda funny idea.
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Sounds like something you'd see on a Talk show these days, eh? "Little Boys
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who want to fuck their mothers, next on Jenny Jones". But, Freud did have
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somewhat of an understand of human nature, although he may have carried it
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a little too far. Our childhood experiences DO, in my opinion, make us the
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man we become. If we had a very nurturing mother, perhaps we are looking for
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the same characteristics in a female. If we had a very non-nurturing mother,
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perhaps we either want to find that in a female, or reject it completely
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and instead want to teach someone ourselves. Most people, generally, want
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to do both though.
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I have found myself in positions where I cared about two girls at
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once, one who was an innocent seeming, "student" role, one that was an
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experienced, "mother" role. I chose the mother role. Why? Cuz she wasn't
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the bitch that the student role one was. But that's not the point. The
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point is these early experiences dictate the way our emotions will work for
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the rest of our lives. Pretty painful when you think about it.
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* * *
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We Now pause to bring in the James Hetfield dancing girls!
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o/ o/ o/ o/ \o/ \o \o \o \o
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<X/ <X/ <X/ <X/ X \X> \X> \X> \X>
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/ / / / / \ \ \ \ \
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* * *
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Well, now that the performance is finished, let's think about
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sex in the 90s.
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(thinking)
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Pretty interesting, isn't it?
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(thinking)
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* * *
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Sex in the 90s. Is it scary stuff? Not really. Some people just
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like to make it seem that way. Cuz they're not getting any.
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Sex in the 90s. It's not bad, but it's not all good either. Some
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people are stupid, and are still doing that one night stand stuff with no
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rainsuit on Mister Happy. Other people are still not going and getting
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tested even though they know they have had unprotected sex. Of course, the
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funny thing is most of these people are our mothers and fathers, the
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generation before us.
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Don't use adults as your models; make your own judgements. We all
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know there is the risk of HIV+ out there. And we all have seen over and over
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again the signs that tell us that it's not worth the risk. Yet, even through
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all this, even when our parents tell us, it doesn't mean they follow the
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rules. And it doesn't mean you will to. But you have to remember, you're
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the only one who will ever give a flying fuck about your life. Other people
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can pretend to, but in reality, they just kinda have a sympathy towards you.
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It's not gonna kill them. Unless you're fucking them, that is. It's gonna
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kill you.
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I sound like I'm preaching.
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The moral of this story is, don't count your seeds before they're
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hatched. Okay, bad moral, let's try again. Even though you may be "in the
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mood" and wanna ram your chick as hard as you can right that second, just
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remember that you have to put on protection, unless you wanna fuck up the
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rest of your and or her life. If it "breaks the mood" and she won't fuck
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you anymore, you were probably being stupid and not having sex when you
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should be anyway, so fuck you. It's your fault. nyah nyah.
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* * *
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You know what I'm sick of? I'm sick of people who don't think in
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this world. Over half of my AP English class in my senior year of high
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school do not read the books in the class. They just read the cliff notes.
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That pisses me off. I will never understand the concept of taking a class
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that you don't care about. Sure, I could have taken AP calculus this year,
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but considering the fact I don't give a fuck about math, I didn't. I have
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goals and I have an agenda for myself.
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Life isn't about making money, people. It's about having fun,
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liking what you do, and learning from it. Yeah, learning from it. Hard to
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believe, isn't it? And if anyone tells you differently, tell them to stick
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it down their fucking God damn throats, and that Jamesy told ya so.
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