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| | "Life and the IRC Log" | |
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| | By: Dash | |
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*** IRC /MSG LOG FILE OPEN:
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[04:15PM] [mOaCID:morpheus@net] I NEED HOES!@!
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I turned 18 today, April 4th 1995. I'm an adult now. Really makes you
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think about your life, past, present, and future. I can't believe that their
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have been days over the last 4 years were I have deprived myself of an
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education to work on my BBS. What in gods name was I thinking? I can't
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believe their are kids out there who are risking a police record, severe
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punishment, or something else just to make a few phone calls. Trust me, when
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I graduate college, the fact that I ran the best HPAVC board in the 911
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area code will get me nowhere but my police record for computer crime, may
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prohibit me from going somewhere.
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[03:47PM] [rush_2:JDOE@all.ptd.net] your all little faggot lamers aren't you
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god you are so fucking mature... and I thought the computer world
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was filled with people above the lameness wiggers niggers spics of
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the normal world... your all losers
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You couldn't hit the nail more square on the head. We're all losers.
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Let's face it. Some of us spend more then an hour a day sitting in front of
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their computer, doing things, that really, are not productive. You may say
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it's a hobby, and I guess it is, but sitting in front of your computer is
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about as healthy as watching TV is. And then there are those who take it way
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too seriously. Is forwarding someone's calls to some foreign country because
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you have a personal grudge against them normal? Would anyone even consider
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it cool or funny? Well, it's not. It's immature, it stupid, and you're even
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lamer when you get caught.
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[04:33PM] [Mopus:Ifgi327@facsmf.utexas.edu] you see ive developed this
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unhealthy attachment to my computer.
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Go outside! Go do homework! Do something besides staring glassy-eyed at a
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computer screen and giving yourself carpal-tunnel syndrome from typing.
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People who make fun of you because you like computers has every right to.
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Why do I say that? Because they go out on the weekends. And my money says
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that most of you don't. I feel sorry for you.
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[03:44PM] [sG:Mang@cris.com] All Niggerz should just go back to africa where
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they belong...their the reason this nation is as bad as it is.
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Another funny thing is how tough you all are behind your computer screen.
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I thought that there were very few racists until I get my first modem. I
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highly doubt that all you skinheads, punks, and homosexual are how you say
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you are in real life. You lie! All of you do it, hell, I do it. I'm
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motherfucking Don Juan, but that still doesn't erase the fact how stupid the
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"underground scene" is becoming. Am I the only one that feels this way? Do
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you all really smoke pot? Do you all really have sex everyday? Or do you all
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really sit home and watch to much TV? Probably the latter.
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[10:18PM] [Valgamon:valgamon@ixc.net] I just want to be different like
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everyone else - King Missile
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This has to be the best quote ever. It just perfectly sums up this
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generation that's been dubbed as "X". Read it. We all wanna be different yet,
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we are all the same cause we wanna be different. Ironic?
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[12:58AM] [Valgamon] YOU'LL ALL LOOK BACK IN A FEW YEARS AND RELIZE THAT
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YOU HAVE WASTED WHAT SHOULD BE THE BEST TIME OF YOUR
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LIFE ON COLORY BLOCKS AND WAREZ@@@@ - Nitro-187 10/2/94
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I guess I am a hypocrite. I just sat here for an hour or so editing up my
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log files, typing a file, and doing some other stuff. But that's okay. I just
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had a great time with about 10 friends celebrating my birthday. I'm 18! I'm a
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goddamn adult. To be quite honest, I think I'm done with the "scene". Someone
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said to me, which I didn't log, "if it's not fun anymore it defeats the whole
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purpose." That's perfect. I think alot of people take things way to serious.
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I guess some of you are going to be our next Bill Gates', but there is so
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much out there in the world that you can't experience by sitting in front of
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a computer. It would be ashamed if you missed out on it. I think this may be
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the last time that anyone who doesn't have my phone number hears from me.
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This t-file was originally going to be about interesting or funny /msgs
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that I received on the internet. Well, I changed my mind. Why you ask? Well,
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I kinda made my decision after eavesdropping on a 11PM Sunday Night
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Teleconfrence. It was kinda funny actually. They were attacking me because
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of an incident were I ripped someone else's ansi. I don't deny it. I like to
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go out on the weekend nights. If someone needs an ansi done for their board,
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and they ask me, then I'm going to do it. Even if it takes using someone
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elses art. Sysops don't care where it came from, they just want the goddamn
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ad for their board. And I'll be damned if I'm gonna sit around and spend 5+
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hours on a picture like some artists out there do now. I'll be damned
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if I spend 30 minutes ripping someone elses art. It's a waste of time. You
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can call me a loser or lamer all you want for doing it, but guess what,
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on Saturday and Friday night when you are setting up and sitting on a
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conference, I'm out having fun. Give me a call sometime, maybe I'll pick you
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up, or just laugh in your face. Well, these were some of the original quotes
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that people /msg'ed me. My favorite ones I used above, some humorous ones and
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some deep meaningful ones are below. I hope you enjoyed what you've read so
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far and what you will soon read. And maybe you'll do some thinking. If not,
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then sucks to be me, huh?
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[12:58AM] [insanity:Fff@cris.com] i like my eggs hardboiled
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[03:33PM] [Opus:mocat@hooked.net] kEWLUHT uVV tHA dIZN34D kAUWGH@
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[03:34PM] [Opus:mocat@hooked.net] are you writing for hoe & cdc or something
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[03:34PM] [Opus:mocat@hooked.net] DANGER DANGER INSANE ROBOT FLAILING ARMS
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WILDLY DANGER DANGER
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[03:36PM] [Opus:mocat@hooked.net] bill & hillary were going to a masquerade
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ball and bill walked into the room where hillary was wearing a
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g-string with a lemon in the crotch
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[03:36PM] [Opus:mocat@hooked.net] so bill said youre wearing THAT@ and she
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said yeah so he went to go change.
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[03:37PM] [Opus:mocat@hooked.net] when he came back in the room he was wearing
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a jock strap with a potato in the jock-slot or whatever. he said
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Bitch if youre gonna go as a SOUR-PUSS im going as a DICK-TATER
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[04:38PM] [FunkyFred:Robbie6@ix.netcom.com] If you like flinstones go to the
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beach
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[10:15PM] [trag:trag@free.org] I didnt rip. It was in a comic.
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[10:16PM] [VectorX:vcx@com] its better to be pissed off then pissed on
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[10:16PM] [shawk:root@cac.psu.edu] fire up
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[10:17PM] [omi:omi@INRE.ASU.EDU] the only efficient government is a
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dictatorship harry s. truman
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[10:18PM] [Valgamon:valgamon@ixc.net] If you dont know Im not gonna tell
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you... dumbass. -Butthead
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[10:18PM] [Valgamon:valgamon@ixc.net] Give me a redhead give me a case of beer
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and leave me alone. - valgamon
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[10:19PM] [Valgamon:valgamon@ixc.net] Underground is whatever you want it to
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be as long as youre real. -Mayfield
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[10:20PM] [eg:bcr@dialup.winternet.com] Quote: I feel more like I do now than
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when I got here. -anon.
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[10:21PM] [lobo:jbaygood@cso.uiuc.edu] I heard they got great shrimp here
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--Look Whos Talkin
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[10:21PM] [tiff_:louwho@svpal.org] to live is to die a slow death
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[10:21PM] [Maynard:djohnson@STMARYS-CA.EDU] My friend was in a bookstore the
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other day wearing his Police Story T-shirt when a kid came up to him
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and said Oh cool Black Flag I love them I just got their new
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album Damaged
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[10:21PM] [slavetl:u135@31.44.8] god has no arms he has no legs hes really not
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a god at all.
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[10:27PM] [SoulPole:eabu536@oac.uci.edu] fool me once shame on you fool me
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twice shame on me:
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[10:27PM] [dawell:mjcaldwe@ecn.uoknor.edu] one is judged no by what he has
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done but by what he thinks he can do.
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[10:30PM] [wyre:uj@student.rose-hulman.edu] jesus saves sinners and redeems
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them for valuable prizes
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[10:30PM] [tanner:tanner@rs.itd.umich.edu] each soul is a drop of water
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without which the whole world would thirst -hugo betti
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[10:32PM] [Okinawa:root@146.104.254] fuck you
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[10:32PM] [bwiz:jmallin@rs.itd.umich.edu] FIRE FIRE
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[10:33PM] [lgas:john@com] but actually I like If we werent already crazy wed
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surely go insane... from Jimmy Buffet
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[10:34PM] [Cyberelf_:cyberelf@netaxs.com] I didnt know see was your wife
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REALLY - cyberelf
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[10:34PM] [IkvMinnow:rej4039@tamu.edu] only a fool in their heart says there
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is no God
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[10:34PM] [iTCHy_iCE:motrek@gate.net] what comes around goes around... what
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goes up most come down..
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[10:34PM] [Topten:ziggy@netaxs.com] Oh great now its STUCK
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[10:35PM] [SikMan:trd@cc.ukans.edu] plees..........pitty me no one will talk
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to me...i know im into warez but i also hack and phreak....plees
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chat with me -timmeX_ now known as guess
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[10:35PM] [wol:daniela@shell.portal.com] Every fool in error can find a
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passage of Scripture to back him up. --dont know who said it for
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sure i think it was ben franklin
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[10:38PM] [Deeply:deeply@teleport.com] eYe Sm0kE cRaCk@ WhEn EyE hAck@ C Rat
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PHUN SYSTEMS
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[10:38PM] [mustapha:adamd@engin.umich.edu] eat my ass
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[10:39PM] [Slycer:root@mbnet.mb.ca] Here a quote Sometime you just gotta
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say... WHAT DA FUCK
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[10:41PM] [BrUiNs:nhunter@cariboo.bc.ca] How about Fuck you all
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[10:42PM] [mono:ms5523a@american.edu] to err is human
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[10:42PM] [Dani:hood4810@io.org] the eye you see is not an eye because you see
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it. it is an eye because it sees you
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[10:43PM] [butta:yirown@rutgers.edu] you gots to chill---thats my quote
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[10:44PM] [beast-:jderose@net] kick the lamerz -be... everyday of his fuckin
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pathetic life..
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[10:59PM] [Ghim:Parn@rh.psu.edu] It doesnt matter who wins or loses...Its who
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hits who the hardest
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[11:00PM] [Red_:steffend@it.gvsu.edu] quote:no individual has any right to
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come into the world and go out of it without leaving behind him
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distinct and legitimate reasons for having passed through it. George
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washington carver.
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[11:01PM] [meddle:gwinkinh@67.1.21] the sole intention is learning to fly
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condition grounded but determined to try
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[11:02PM] [BoOzE:wac@ripco.com] If it can go wrong it will go wrong
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[11:03PM] [Space:jnmib@netaxs.com] Get thee to a nunery
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[11:03PM] [Flyboy_:sneaker@tus.primenet.com] We hold these truths to be
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self-evident....
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[11:04PM] [bowman1:FERVOR@ix.netcom.com] Theheart is a very resilient little
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muscle- Woody Allen hannah and her Sisters.
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[11:04PM] [adrock:junior8@ix.netcom.com] its not how you ply the game its how
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you win it...
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[11:05PM] [petrisage:petrisag@30.65.175] If I told you you had a great body
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would you hold it against me quote not to be taken personally
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[11:06PM] [lud:LJKOZLOWSK@ualr.edu] life is like a box of chocolates you never
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know what ya gonna get.
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[11:09PM] [Obsidian:rpotter@cmp.ilstu.edu] Lets name the new fist - Obsidian
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[11:09PM] [narco:sail@gate.net] my gavorite quote is - dooooodlebooooooys
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[11:11PM] [mrdata:spoulson@rsabbs.com] If your head is made of wax dont walk
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under the sun
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[11:11PM] [LilSquid:gvd@tic.ab.ca] Anarchy doesnt mean no rules it means no
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rulers. George Orwell
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[11:12PM] [WORF:mother@student.Princeton.EDU] The Children are dying and all
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you can do is masturbate.
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[11:14PM] [jay:jgoebel@emich.edu] quote from panel: How can you go from doin
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the humpin to bein the humped
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[11:21PM] [Goalie20:shawnh@io.com] If youre not living on the edge youre
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taking up too much space
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[11:21PM] [T-Cat:tconca1@umbc.edu] Good Bad Im the guy with the gun.
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[11:21PM] [ringworm:daemon@tuzvo.sk] reality doesnt even have the decency to
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swallow.
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[11:22PM] [Tempest:cjain@uwindsor.ca] Mother is the name for God in the lips
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and hearts of all children. Do you understand Do you understand
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[11:22PM] [vena:gaeus@mcs.com] i wanna know everything i wanna be everwhere i
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wanna fuck everyone in the world i wanna do something that matters
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[11:23PM] [Mogul:PinkFloyd@rmt.net.pitt.edu] damned if ya do....damned if ya
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dont
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[11:23PM] [BlueEyes:lnunnall@runet.edu] SMILE..it makes people wonder what
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you are thinking
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[11:24PM] [fist:murphy69@netcom.com] its not like im using...its like my body
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has developed this massive drug deficiency _william gibson
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[07:08PM] [floodmyth:jsnod@csusm.edu] fuck me in my brain.
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[07:08PM] [sd:mama@cyberquest.com] toilet paper makes trashy programs
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[07:09PM] [wmmIST:tarkus@intermind.net] ibms will never need more than 640k -
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bill gates on a meeting in 81 for microsoft...
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[07:10PM] [wmmIST:tarkus@intermind.net] im an unlikely god in an ungodly
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world...
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[11:03PM] [Pinguino:Joyce@cts.com] reality doesnt exist -Joyce Kolb
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[11:05PM] [bz_roc:buzzard@227.15.26] how bout Roc rules hehehe.... it was
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worth a try
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[11:08PM] [Blackwlf:bobbyt@netcom.com] Life Stinks...Then You Die...Then YOU
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Stink.
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[11:08PM] [marsupial:mcswegin@emich.edu] God is cool -Karen Borgstrom
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[11:09PM] [Lemon:gec3e@clas.Virginia.EDU] I know this is childish and stupid
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but then again so is high school
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[11:11PM] [Camilla:ahope@u.washington.edu] how about its a far far better
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thing that I do than I have ever done its a far far better rest I go
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to than I have ever known. -Dickens Tale of Two Cities
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[11:12PM] [Seidaot:seidaot@netcom.com] get that nigger off the line
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[11:13PM] [Thanatos_:StopTheDam@nstn.ca] Ummm.... Truly now has man become
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civilized World HistoryMcGraw Hill Ryerson ummm.. I miss the comfort
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in being sad Nirvana ummm... And the daffodils looked lovely today
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Cranberries
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[04:10PM] [Mogel:mpg4681@rit.edu] Oh yeah. You could d00dle his love and he
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could k0de it.
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[04:11PM] [Mogel:mpg4681@rit.edu] Do dat h0e. Heh.
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[08:02PM] [godd:godd@227.15.26] whats up
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[10:00PM] [_spiff:beaner@netaxs.com] could you add a quote for me man? I want
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it to be... "just fucking turn it off" -kurt cobain
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