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Y HOGS OF ENTROPY HO| 1] Something Actually Important |F ENTROPY HOGS OF ENTR
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PY HOGS OF ENTROPY H| 2] Getting Stoned off of t-files |OGS OF ENTROPY HOGS OF
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| ...Something Actually Important... |
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Well, look who decided to open up THIS text file?? It's you. Hi.
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This is not the usual HOE-DATE Action where I babble a LOT about nothin'.
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Today I have big business. Wh0a! I won't waste too much time...there's a
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lot of business...
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In case you're not too hyper-elitly tuned to Mogel-Land, you might be
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unaware, but the HOE Home Base is changing. Surprise! This means lots of
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confusing transition work for me. Argh. But at any rate, this will not be
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a bad thing.
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What's actually changing isn't all that much. I was, at first,
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horrified by the prospect of my board going down, just because there were no
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other good boards in 215 that cared about the mighty text file specifically
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like Mogel-Land did. I was going to weep, and I was going to struggle.
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Thankfully, I was able to save all my groupies hearts by finding a suitable
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replacement. Black Francis (of such esteemed HOE and ReD fame), had an
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interest in preserving the zine-scene and making his board pick up all the
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texts of Mogel-Land. In essence Mogel-Land will be jumping right into Black
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Frannie's board. The NEW HOE Home Base is called "Goat Blowers Anonymous"
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and will carry all the best of my board plus more. Frannie is a more
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dedicated SysOp, and his system is a lot better than mine. This is all good.
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Now for the IMPORTANT STUFF [Heh], All HoeOps that run Hoe Boards are
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required to Check into GBA as soon as they can. There is no Hoe-Distro list
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this HOE-Date because basically (temporarily) almost all the HOE boards are
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temporarily not sites anymore. Just for the sake of having people check in,
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and making shure that we still have alive sites out there. At any rate,
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please check into GBA as soon as possible. The number is (215) 750-0392.
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Anyone that's still here might be wondering why I am closing my board
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down. Well, to be honest my life is really kinda of fucked right now. But,
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in short, I'm going to be moving to Rochester, New York soon and I wanted to
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keep the Home of HOE in 215. I'll be calling GBA remote plenty.
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Next order of Business: HOE has moved onto the iNpH0mAtiOn sUpaH-
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hIgHwAy recently and gotten an ftp site. Now you can get the latest issues
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(thanks to DisordeR of FUCK and The Chief of uXu) at the following sites:
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ftp.fc.net /pub/deadkat/misc/HOE [Part of UZA - Underground Zine Archice]
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ftp.lysator.liu.se /pub/texts/uxu/HOE
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The sites at the moment this is released might not be totally
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together, but this *IS* where the gNu HOEs will come in.
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Also, I wanted to mention something cool that Mad Arab did on his
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board S.o.S. There's now a "guest" account that all people can use. It
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entitles FULL leech access, read-only access every big h/p net around, a
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place to pick up new HOEs, and one of the biggest collections of virus
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Research stuff 'round. Just logon with the handle "Anonymous" and the
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Password "Guest".
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As always, HOE is now looking for writing and submissions. We
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simply want good t-files that'll be appreciated by people. Real simple,
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right? We want class, we want style, we want it all. We are not happy
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stalking in the shadows of the damned underlings like oh-so much middle
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ground cattle. The pig is more. Much, much more. We will eat these
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other people without spirit and vision as if they were freshly laid turds.
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Although I've lost my college account, there's two places you can
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net e-mail me at currently. The place that I'll get the message the FASTEST
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actually shames me. Here.. I'll admit it now...My Father owns Prodigy. You
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can send me mail at wvft86d@prodigy.com and it'll fly to me (I hate prodigy,
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just so you know. I *just* use that nifty Mail Manager Proggy they have).
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Another place you can reach me at is mogel@gamepower.com - But I only logon
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to that place every couple days or so.
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And the last new thing is that we're changing this here format of
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HOE-DATE. Now we're going to be extra goofy. Lots of Random stuff from
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writers and anything relating to the Modem Society<heh>. We got lots of
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neat stuff in this most recent release (45-60), so I hope you out there
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enjoy. There were some one-shots and weird gunk. Defiant is leaving us
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(I'll miss your sarcastic chats) and we picked up a whole bunch of new (I'm
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not sure how dedicated) writers. I'd like to thank the HOE writers, even
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though you guys are lazy as shit, I appreciate the stuff. I'd also like to
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really thank Corrosion: Things can only get better, so thanks for sticking
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through the shit and reminding me what the hell I'm doing. You rule.
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OH, and in case anyone was wondering... Godd *IS* real. He is not
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a fictional person. I hope you understand now that we here at HOE don't even
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have to MAKE UP this kind of stuff. It already exists. Since we ragged on
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Godd so bad by putting his messages in here, we'll plug his <heh> Zine.
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It's called DpE. Digital Phreakers ELiTE. I'm NOT making this stuff up!
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The name is serious. pHeAr tHeM!!!!!!1
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-m0gEEEEEl aNd tHE pReSeNT-KReW
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[wE'rE bEtTeR tHaN tHoZE FuTUre GuYz!]
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The below is a flyer I got that was being passed out from some government
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guy that was wearing an "I AM NOT A FEDERAL AGENT" shirt and matching base
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ball cap. I figured it might be important.
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-Abigwar
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Many of todays text files can cause drug use symptoms. Below
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is a list of the effects of many different 'zines.
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Introduction: The government, [Read: Your oppressors] first became aware
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of a great supply of drugs being passed out every where, even right over
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the governments noses on the internet, when the BBS 'Mogel-Land' some where
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in Philadelphia was busted. After examining the T-Files contained on
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Mogel-Land, (who's sysops [Mogel] name will not be released) for many hours
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the agents started to realize they where being effected by some unknown
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drug. After much research they discovered the truth. Included is my (Uncle
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Sam's) very own experience with one of these files.
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Texts can make your moods change by the content of it, focus around you
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becomes dazzled, and you can only focus on what you are reading. Perception
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is changed. Things may appear out of the corner of your eye. They may or may
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not be their, but you will never know because you are focused. It can cause
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unpredictable behavior, and emotional instability. This type of file is a
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hallucinogen.
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Some texts alter your perception, just like a hallucinogen. They can
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produce red eyes and strain from trying to focus on obscure writing.
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/</-|/\/ U C WHa+ I /x\Ea/\/? Some files may give you a dry mouth, or
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'cotton mouth' from drooling in anticipation of the ending of the file.
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It may put you in a state of euphoria where nothing maters, it may make you
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break out laughing, it may even make you hungry be suggesting food related
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things. It is warned that you may have a panic attack in relation to the
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file. Short term memory loss may be increased because you have so much other
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shit filling your head. Mental Addiction can result from long term reading
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of separate files. This type of file is directly related to Marijuana.
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Some files will get you so pumped, your heart rate and blood pressure
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will increase. You may go into a state of brief intense euphoria, lost after
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you realize the file is complete bullocks. Much like a soap opera. Restless-
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ness and excitement of anticipation can occur after the file leaves you hang-
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ing. Following this is a long, drawn out, period of depression caused from
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the realization that you will have to wait to learn of the ending, or worse
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yet, the author may NEVER tell you. Addiction may result. People who read
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these files may be in danger of heart attack, seizures, lung damage,
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paranoia and severe depression. This type of file seems to be related to
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cocaine.
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When a file gives you nausea, dizziness, headaches, and a lack of self
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control.. you KNOW it is a inhalant. You may become unconscious. You may
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suffocate. You are causing damage to your nervous system, and sudden
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death may result.
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When you stop feeling pain, you are vomiting a lot, your eyes water and
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your nose runs, chances are you have been exposed. Addiction my result from
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the Euphoria the file causes. You will become tired. After long term
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use, you may loose weight. These files are narcotics.
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The other day, i was reading this file.. After some time, i began feeling
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alert. I became extremely talkative. I felt my blood pressure pounding, my
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good mood was elevated to an ecstatic mood, and i felt like i could not
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eat a piece of rice with out exploding. After a little longer, i began
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feeling fatigued, exhausted and paranoid. Soon, i felt confused, depressed
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and i even had a hallucination. The next day it was clear to me i was
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exposed to a Stimulant inside of the text file.
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The problem with these files are you never know what kind of file you are
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getting and you never know what to expect. Because of this text file viewing
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can be lethal. It is in your best interest never to read another TFILE,
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especially by those damn HPAVC'ers who like to play pranks and spike their
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files with obscure FileDrugs(tm). If you are forced to read many text files,
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be sure you know and trust the source you obtain them.
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And last but not least, NEVER read a text file from the group HoE! They
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are the ones who started this whole plot to drug up the world!
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-Your Big Brother, and Uncle, the all around inbreeder, SAM. (USA).
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P.S. Dear reader, Don't believe a word they said! You can trust us! We
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are not that bad. (Ahhh-hem). Right Mogel?
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[Of coarse!!@!@!]
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HoE would NEVER try and pressure you in to anything. Anything at all.
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Now, as i was saying before i wrote this all, Err, i mean i copied
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it from a pamphlet , "Eat this 'shroom. It will make you happy.
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Please?? Please? Just one! It will only taste bad for a few seconds.
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JUST ONE! Com'on!" , "Gulp", "Ok.. Thanks."
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[1] The Entropic Theme Song Defiant
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[2] The Wrecking Ball! Fuzzy
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[3] Microwave Bomb Shot Gun Willie
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[4] Meaningful Shit Mogel
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[5] Eternal Sickness v1.1 The Guest
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[6] Nirvana Unlimited Mogel
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[7] Ping Pong Bomb Everlast
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[8] The End is Near Mogel
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[9] Mortal Kombat II Docs Mogel
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[10] Violent Femmes - Add it Up Mogel
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[11] The Beef on Ham Jeager
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[12] Hate Edge Abigwar
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[13] Paradise Lost Corrosion
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[14] Rage Against the Machine Lyrics Everlast
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[15] C'est Le Mort Corrosion
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[16] How 2 B ]<001 Anarkustz Mogel
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[17] ChroniC Must Be Destroyed Abigwar
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[18] Random Spam Zorro
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[19] Darkness Abigwar
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[20] HOE-DATE #1 Mogel
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[21] The Poetic Terrorist Abigwar
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[22] My Penis Unbound Mogel
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[23] Thinking Abigwar
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[24] The )<-RaD ]<0MPiLATi0N! Three d00dz
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[25] Stars and Stripes Lyrics Abigwar
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[26] The Red Ant File Abigwar
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[27] Revenge of the Nerds Mogel
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[28] Rifts Character Selection List Mogel
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[29] Fucked up Things Chal e. Mac
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[30] The Poetic Terrorist 2 Abigwar
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[31] The TRUE Clash of the Titans! Psycho Santa
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[32] Proof on the Questions Abigwar
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[33] King Missile Lyrics /<0rrUpT
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[34] Pink Noise Obscure Images
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[35] Bob the Prophet Logik
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[36] The gNu Hog Order Corrosion & Mogel
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[37] Peanut Heaven Black Francis
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[38] /<-RaD Alert! Mad Arab
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[39] Mogel *WILL* Marry Winona Ryder Mogel
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[40] HOE-DATE #2 Mogel
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[41] The Instant /<-KiT Mad Arab
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[42] The Gods Sent Us for Shrooms Abigwar
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[43] Have You Called Your Psychic Friend Today? Chal e. Mac
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[44] Cindy Wants Us Dead! Abigwar
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[45] The Meaning of Life and How to Hack it Mogel
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[46] Bus Driver Irv Corrosion
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[47] Religion with Eggs & Coffee Defiant
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[48] Without Want or Need Half-Baked
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[49] Searching Abigwar
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[50] Who the Hell are ya'? Hoe Shmoes
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[51] Stand Back! It's the MODEM MAFIA! Chal e. Mac
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[52] The Lump from the Dump Visioknight
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[53] Satisfaction The Chickenlord
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[54] Excuse Me, Could You Remove Your Steatopygous? Mogel
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[55] I Object! : The Introduction to Being a Lawyer Charlie
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[56] The Sandwich Black Francis
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[57] A Vampire's Thoughts Vampire
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[58] The Smile That Couldn't Have Been Forgotten Mogel
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[59] Santa Claus MUST DIE! The Chickenlord
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[60] HOE-DATE #3 Mogel
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From: The Claminator
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To: Mogel
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Subj: The uprising will come!
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Stat: Private
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Dear Mogel,
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You are a fool! You don't realize the point to which our society has
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sliden down into the trenches. We are beyond salvation, we are beyond
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repair. And finally, our cruel injustices to the clams will be revenged.
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Yes, that's right. The clams. You don't get it, do you? I'm not
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surprised. It takes a true genius to realize these things, but finally,
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after all the toxic dumping and inhumane, or, inclamane treatment to the
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clams will be revenged. I'm currently training a secret commando group of
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clams to kidnap the world's leaders and take them hostage. Yes, they will
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come, and they will rise, and they will do my bidding!
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We will kidnap the world leaders and force our governments to right the
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wrongs, pay the old debts, correct the old injustices, and fix the oceans.
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They will come, and they will have no mercy. There will be no prisoners of
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those who try and oppose us, and waste, destruction, chaos, and havoc will
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be wreaked upon all who try to stop us. Resistance is futile.
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I am currently training them in a secret, underwater training facility to
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become ruthless, mindless soldiers, sworn to listen to my every command. I
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will admit, I am having a few difficulties right now. it's tough to wean them
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off of their instinctual habits of sitting there in the water and gurgling
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happily, but I will be successful, and then I will be vindicated!
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Don't you see? Chaos and infinite blackness surround us. Like the lost
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Tower of Babel, we slowly sink into a never-ending void of ignorance and
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misunderstanding. Love means nothing. Hate means nothing. Nothing is
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everything. Even after the clams revolt and take over our evil, thoughtless,
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and heartless society, chaos will still prevail. (They still gurgle happily,
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by the way, but I think I'm getting them to bubble in an aggressive way).
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But this CAN change. Only YOU can make the difference. To help prevent
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our slow demise into the cold, inevitable heat death of the universe, sign
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up to be my friend for only $25! Yes, now, by being my friend, you can
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insure that once I come to power, your puny lives will not be squashed by
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my totalitarian regime! Act now while you still can.
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Beware the day of reckoning!
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From: Botox
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To: Mogel
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Subj: Question
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Stat: Posted on Kao's Board
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I was just wondering. How many mogels does it take to screw in a light
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bulb? (I'm afraid to tell ya'!)
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From: Mogel
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To: Botox
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Subj: Re: Question
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Stat: Posted on Kaos's Board
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It takes Nine.
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One to realize that there is no light bulb. One to Complain that there
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is no light bulb. One to go look for a light bulb. One to go out to the
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store and buy a new light bulb. One to get electrocuted while installing the
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light bulb. One to accidentally step on and smash the light bulb. One to go
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back to the store and buy another light bulb. One to make fun of all of the
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people installing the light bulb. and one to actually finally install it.
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From: Sulaco
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To: Mogel
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Subj: New User Application
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Stat: Private
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HI DUDE, NICE TO BE ON THE BBS...JUST A QUICK MESSAGE TO LET U KNOW WHO IS
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USING UP YOUR HD SPACE..HEHEHHE
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IM SULACO OF LSD ... iM AFTER GAINING LOCAL (215) BBS'S TO CALL EVERYDAY FOR
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WAREZ AND TO U/P MY LATEST...HEHHEHE
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ALL I WANT IS A COOL RATIO AND ILL SOPPURT THE BBS WITH ALL MY HEART (ORRR!)
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HEHEHEHE...SAD BASTARD I HERE U CRY!!!!....NAR JUST A eNGLISH GIT!!!!
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SPEAK 2 U L8R.....:)
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*%%%%%%%%%%%%*%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%*%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%*%%%%%%%%%%%%%%*
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From: Wizard Of Id
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To: Mogel
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Subj: yEr WaReZ Ad
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Stat: Private
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Hey Mogel, I posted yer obnoxious, eleet WAREZ Board ad locally on a board
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here, and also on one net, think it was lethalnet to see the reactions.. and
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i swear, these people have NO sense of humor whatsoever.. i don't have the
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comments on the local, cause they basically were all saying it was the worst
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ansi they've ever seen.. but read this shit.. ahahha:
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]==================[
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| From: Ear |
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]==================[
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oh my fucking god..was that just a joke????? I sure as fuck hope it was,
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cuz that is the single lamest thing i have ever seen in my life, and if it
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was real, i think the sysop needs a taste of my shoe!
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Ear
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]==================[
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| From: Animal |
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]==================[
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that ad for that warez...shit or whatever is the dumbest most annoying thing
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i have ever read or seen...is there some kinda filter shit that...screens
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all they nasty post????...
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-/[NiMaL
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]====================[
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| From: Spyder Demon |
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]====================[
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hahahhahahhahahhahaha.... is this a fucking joke? You have got to be
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kidding! 300 baud.... 5 megs coming soon...... hahhahah... I hope this is a
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joke.
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spyder demon
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]=================[
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| From: Deathkill |
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]=================[
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haha, yeah he posted that local here, and everyone just puonced all over him
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fo doing it...he said it is a cool h/p board...I do not see why the guy even
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wasted his time.,..
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*%%%%%%%%%%%%*%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%*%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%*%%%%%%%%%%%%%%*
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From: Reptile
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To: Mogel
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Subj: HOE SUX!!!!!!
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Stat: Private
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hey faggot, I just wanted to write you're lamer ass and tell u that HOE
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SUX!!!!! not only r u a total rip off evere othr group that's out there
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already, but u don't even fucking pick the rite fuckinf thangs to rip off!
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i mean dult of the dead cow is jsut a whole bunch of music lerix and storis
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, so stop doin all shit like that or i'll fuckin cone 2 you're house n kix
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you're fuckin ass!
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*%%%%%%%%%%%%*%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%*%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%*%%%%%%%%%%%%%%*
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From: Godd
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To: Mogel
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Subj: i wonna be a hoe site
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Stat: Private
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hey mogel i wonna be a hoe site and i filled out an app an d uploaded it
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so get back to me.
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Godd
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.'The Negative Creep'.
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*%%%%%%%%%%%%*%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%*%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%*%%%%%%%%%%%%%%*
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From: Godd
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To: Mogel
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Subj: yo...
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Stat: Private
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yo did you get my app for hoe? Get back to me.
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Godd
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.'The Negative Creep'.
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*%%%%%%%%%%%%*%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%*%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%*%%%%%%%%%%%%%%*
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From: Godd
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To: Mogel
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Subj: FUCK YOU!
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Stat: Private
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hey cocksucker why the fuck aren't you getting back to me about my
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fucking hoe app? fuckin read them
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Godd
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.'The Negative Creep'.
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*%%%%%%%%%%%%*%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%*%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%*%%%%%%%%%%%%%%*
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From: Godd
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To: All
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Subj: DpE/Tf
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Stat: Posted on "The Pit"
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Call Satan's Sanctuary the fucking all you can phreak fucking bbs
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plenty of shit on all your favorite topics like:
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Blowing Shit up!
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Making free Fucking Callz
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and fucking up the area code
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......
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NEW LOCK BOX SHIT AVAIL. this box fucking RUleZ!
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*%%%%%%%%%%%%*%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%*%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%*%%%%%%%%%%%%%%*
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From: Mogel
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To: Godd
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Subj: Re: DpE/Tf
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Stat: Posted on "The Pit"
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You disturb me. Not in a good way, either.
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-m0g-
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*%%%%%%%%%%%%*%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%*%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%*%%%%%%%%%%%%%%*
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From: Godd
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To : Mogel
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Subj: Re: DpE/Tf
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Stat: Posted on "The Pit"
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Mogel you fat fucking 4 eyed little ..
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you got nothing...
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your a fucking lil italiant degoba loser
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fucking cock sucking faggot with no skill
|
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however i still wonder how the fuck you enter and exit your house with such
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an excess fucking mass of gut!
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Godd
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The Death Faber
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The Negative Creep
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Seed of the Vine
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*%%%%%%%%%%%%*%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%*%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%*%%%%%%%%%%%%%%*
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From: Black Francis
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To : Godd
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Subj: Re: DpE/Tf
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Stat: Posted on "The Pit"
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G> Mogel you fat fucking 4 eyed little ..
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G> you got nothing...
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G> your a fucking lil italiant degoba loser
|
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G> fucking cock sucking faggot with no skill
|
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G> however i still wonder how the fuck you enter and exit your house with such
|
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G> an excess fucking mass of gut!
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Uhm.. bahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. Mogel's skinnier
|
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than me, and I weigh, like, two pounds! You're quite possibly the biggest
|
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moron I've ever encountered during my six years of calling out.
|
|
Also, if Mogel is a "faggot with no skill", why do you keep begging to
|
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be a distribution site for HoE?!
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I think you have a fat-complex, brought on by the obeseity of your
|
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mother, and the fact that you have an un-natural love for her and her
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blubbering mounds of fat.
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*%%%%%%%%%%%%*%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%*%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%*%%%%%%%%%%%%%%*
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From: Godd
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To : Black Francis
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Subj: Re: DpE/Tf
|
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Stat: Posted on "The Pit"
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nope sorry fucking loser
|
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i asked him 2 times and he said no so i never aksed again , and i never
|
|
begged so go fuck yourself
|
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and your mother joke shit is stupid, was that supposed to be an offense.
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*%%%%%%%%%%%%*%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%*%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%*%%%%%%%%%%%%%%*
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From: Godd
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|
To : Kaos,Black Francis- And Some Oth
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|
Subj: mm's
|
|
Stat: Posted on "The Pit"
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you all are fucking little follwer losers, all over mogel dick.
|
|
dont tell me your not cause you came back and talked in his defense before
|
|
even HE did. Your fucking little Mogel Minions.... and i will fucking kill
|
|
everyone of you.... you tiny lil 13 year old key board jockeys whose lives
|
|
consists of eating burgur king on a good night and fucking calling bbs!
|
|
kaos .. is a loser plain and simple .... proably do to the beatings from his
|
|
boyfriend he talks about so much .... Black Francis ... your just fucking
|
|
stoopid as shit ...... mogel ... what is there to say YOUR LAME incarnate.
|
|
Mogel Minions everywhere will die, proably do to boredom when Mogel Moves to
|
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new york .... that fucking pussy.
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|
Godd
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|
The Death Faber
|
|
SEED oF THE ViNE
|
|
THE NEGATiVE CrEEP
|
|
[Dpe]/[Bards Guild]
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|
*%%%%%%%%%%%%*%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%*%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%*%%%%%%%%%%%%%%*
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|
|
From: Black Francis
|
|
To : Godd
|
|
Subj: Re: DpE/Tf
|
|
Stat: Posted on "The Pit"
|
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G> nope sorry fucking loser
|
|
G> i asked him 2 times and he said no so i never aksed again , and i never
|
|
G> begged so go fuck yourself
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|
You asked Mogel, Me, and Slater. Try thinking that one over, smart-guy.
|
|
Besides, if I could fuck myself, would I be here?
|
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|
|
G> and your mother joke shit is stupid, was that supposed to be an offense.
|
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|
|
I was 100% dead serious. All you do is talk about fat.
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|
black francis
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|
*%%%%%%%%%%%%*%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%*%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%*%%%%%%%%%%%%%%*
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|
|
From: Black Francis
|
|
To : Godd
|
|
Subj: Re: mm's
|
|
Stat: Posted on "The Pit"
|
|
|
|
G> you all are fucking little follwer losers, all over mogel dick.
|
|
G> dont tell me your not cause you came back and talked in his defense before
|
|
G> even HE did. Your fucking little Mogel Minions.... and i will fucking kill
|
|
G> everyone of you.... you tiny lil 13 year old key board jockeys whose lives
|
|
G> consists of eating burgur king on a good night and fucking calling bbs!
|
|
G> kaos .. is a loser plain and simple .... proably do to the beatings from his
|
|
G> boyfriend he talks about so much .... Black Francis ... your just fucking
|
|
G> stoopid as shit ...... mogel ... what is there to say YOUR LAME incarnate.
|
|
G> Mogel Minions everywhere will die, proably do to boredom when Mogel Moves to
|
|
G> new york .... that fucking pussy.
|
|
|
|
Hahahaha.. I shouldn't even stoop low enough to answer this
|
|
mind-numbing display of stupidity, but, hell, I have nothing better to do
|
|
right about now.
|
|
|
|
1) I'm 17 years old, and I am a keyboard jockey to put it mildly. I
|
|
know more about this shit then you will ever know.
|
|
|
|
G> consists of eating burgur king on a good night and fucking calling bbs!
|
|
G> kaos .. is a loser plain and simple .... proably do to the beatings from his
|
|
|
|
2) Burger King rules, blasphemer!
|
|
|
|
G> boyfriend he talks about so much .... Black Francis ... your just fucking
|
|
G> stoopid as shit ...... mogel ... what is there to say YOUR LAME incarnate.
|
|
|
|
3) My I.Q. is most likely twice as high as yours. But, you're too
|
|
stupid to do the math. So, you'll never know.
|
|
|
|
G> even HE did. Your fucking little Mogel Minions.... and i will fucking kill
|
|
G> everyone of you.... you tiny lil 13 year old key board jockeys whose lives
|
|
|
|
4) You're going to kill me? Oh no! Oh, dear lord, no! Please do not
|
|
make good on your promise! Argh! No! (hint the dripping sarcasm, my
|
|
witless friend).
|
|
|
|
Nuff said.
|
|
|
|
black francis
|
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|
|
*%%%%%%%%%%%%*%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%*%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%*%%%%%%%%%%%%%%*
|
|
|
|
From: Mogel
|
|
To : Godd
|
|
Subj: Re: DpE/Tf
|
|
Stat: Posted on "The Pit"
|
|
|
|
G> Mogel you fat fucking 4 eyed little ..
|
|
|
|
Wait. If I'm fat, then how can I be little?
|
|
|
|
G> you got nothing...
|
|
|
|
Good point. But if I have nothing, then you have even less. Quite a
|
|
scary notion, wouldn't you agree?
|
|
|
|
G> your a fucking lil italiant degoba loser
|
|
|
|
Actually I have heritage from all over Europe. Italy is just one small
|
|
piece of me. Irish, Italian, Spanish, and Russian blood are the majorities.
|
|
So before you make a racial slur it would be smarter to know what exactly I AM
|
|
first.
|
|
|
|
G> fucking cock sucking faggot with no skill
|
|
|
|
Well, you didn't jsut call me gay. You called me a COCK SUCKING gay. Not
|
|
that it really matters at all, but I am hetero. Very. And you say I have no
|
|
skill at it, but how would you really know my ability of "cock sucking"??
|
|
|
|
G> however i still wonder how the fuck you enter and exit your house with such
|
|
G> an excess fucking mass of gut!
|
|
|
|
I'm thin. I'm under-weight.
|
|
|
|
*%%%%%%%%%%%%*%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%*%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%*%%%%%%%%%%%%%%*
|
|
|
|
From: Mogel
|
|
To : Godd
|
|
Subj: Re: mm's
|
|
Stat: Posted on "The Pit"
|
|
|
|
G> you all are fucking little follwer losers, all over mogel dick.
|
|
|
|
HAHA! Yeah, well, it's easy to be all over Mogel-Dick cause (you see)
|
|
my Penis is Unbound.
|
|
|
|
G> dont tell me your not cause you came back and talked in his defense before
|
|
G> even HE did. Your fucking little Mogel Minions.... and i will fucking kill
|
|
G> everyone of you.... you tiny lil 13 year old key board jockeys whose lives
|
|
G> consists of eating burgur king on a good night and fucking calling bbs!
|
|
G> kaos .. is a loser plain and simple .... proably do to the beatings from his
|
|
G> boyfriend he talks about so much .... Black Francis ... your just fucking
|
|
G> Mogel Minions everywhere will die, proably do to boredom when Mogel Moves to
|
|
G> new york .... that fucking pussy.
|
|
|
|
You're going to kill us? Why?
|
|
|
|
Here's a little information about me. I figure if you want to insult me,
|
|
you'd do a better job if you knew something. I'm 18. I don't like fast
|
|
food. I hate to tell you but you're calling the same BBS that we are. I am
|
|
going to Rochester, but I will still run HOE and I will still be a presence
|
|
here. I will not insult YOU because I do not know you.
|
|
|
|
I don't think I have any "followers". I think it would be pretty cool if
|
|
I did. But I don't. You know, it's really sad to start one of your childish
|
|
wars on me because I simply will not play your game. If I do, it will only
|
|
enhance then level of Moronics that you are demostarting on this board right
|
|
now. I'm capturing this entire exchange in a file. You're stupidity will be
|
|
eternal. Please DON'T display some level of maturity and quit this - I'm
|
|
having too much fun laughing at it.
|
|
|
|
-m0g-
|
|
|
|
*%%%%%%%%%%%%*%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%*%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%*%%%%%%%%%%%%%%*
|
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|
|
From: Godd
|
|
To : Mogel
|
|
Subj: bahahha!
|
|
Stat: Private
|
|
|
|
dude!, maturity??
|
|
i was cool as shit with you at every turn and i didnt start anhthing with
|
|
any of you in any fucking direction...
|
|
i fucking made peace!.. but you and you little mogel minions wonna be tuff!
|
|
so .... i am coming back with insultz ... that as childish as it gets i
|
|
know, but frankly i dont give a fuck becuase basically thats all there is in
|
|
here.... and while the quality of my insultz may not have much attention
|
|
focused on what is ture in reality, thats only becuase the most i know of
|
|
you is u always being an asshole to me.
|
|
AS for your minions ... well all i did was ask Bf for the hoe thing and you!
|
|
thats it!... as far as i know ... i emails Bf also asking him what was some
|
|
of his better works in hoe so i could check him out!...
|
|
And a hate war ..... you started that when you fucking wouldnt answer my
|
|
emails and then just deleted me for no reason!
|
|
And i dont care what you capture ... i know what kind of person i am...
|
|
and as far as i can tell i get no complaintz... and if you still feel that
|
|
your so great that i aint good enough to email you or logon ... or talk to
|
|
you nicely well great! ... cause thats cool too, i aint stoopid enough to
|
|
get in hate war with people who have they're cock suckers defending em
|
|
before they defend themselves!..... and dont tell me you dont have
|
|
folllowers ..... i am tried of your bullshit .. your expressionless and well
|
|
your penis being unbound is fucking a medial point of fucking collasol
|
|
stoopidity! ... so when you next attack me ..... think that maybe i might
|
|
just have a way to attack back instead of with idile lil insultz ... cause i
|
|
was just being stoopid this past time.
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|
*%%%%%%%%%%%%*%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%*%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%*%%%%%%%%%%%%%%*
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|
[Editor's Note: Again, I must re-interate that Godd is a real person.
|
|
I'm NOT making this stuff up, as hard as it is to believe.]
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=------------=-----------------------=------------------------=---------------=
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| |
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| ...The Whisper Chronicles... |
|
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| By, Mogel |
|
|
|=------------=-----------------------=------------------------=--------------=
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|
Ah, Whisper. Such a sweet word. But, alas there's that damn virus. As
|
|
some of you might know the goofy application maker that Spiff worked so very
|
|
hard programming was infected with the Virus and it spread. I later found
|
|
out that the Virus was all over the place. It was truly sad. Psycho Santa
|
|
and Spiff were forced to totally re-format and others (/<0rrUpT) were messed
|
|
up a lot. Sucks. Well, I decided to start a little tiny journey collecting
|
|
data on the Virus to one day track down it's finder and talk to them.
|
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|
THEN RIP THEIR HEAD OFF. Here's some data I had to start with.
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|
------------------------------------------->>
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Virus Name: Tai-Pan
|
|
Aliases: Whisper
|
|
V Status: Common
|
|
Discovered: July, 1994
|
|
Symptoms: .EXE file growth;
|
|
decrease in total system & available free memory
|
|
Origin: Unknown
|
|
Eff Length: 438 Bytes
|
|
Type Code: PRhE - Parasitic Resident .EXE Infector
|
|
Detection Method: AVTK 6.64+, ViruScan V117+, Sweep 2.67+, IBMAV 1.07E+,
|
|
NAV 3.0 9411+,
|
|
AVTN/N 6.64+, NShld V117+, Sweep/N 2.67+
|
|
Removal Instructions: Delete infected files
|
|
|
|
General Comments:
|
|
The Tai-Pan or Whisper virus was received in July, 1994. Its origin
|
|
or point of isolation is unknown, though it appears it may be in the
|
|
public domain in North America. Tai-Pan is a memory resident
|
|
infector of .EXE programs which are smaller than approximately 64K.
|
|
|
|
When the first Tai-Pan infected program is executed, the Tai-Pan
|
|
virus will install itself memory resident at the top of system memory
|
|
but below the 640K DOS boundary, not moving interrupt 12's return.
|
|
Total system and available free memory, as indicated by the DOS
|
|
CHKDSK
|
|
program, will have decreased by 512 bytes. Interrupt 21 will be
|
|
hooked by the virus in memory.
|
|
|
|
Once memory resident, this virus will infect .EXE programs when they
|
|
are executed. Infected programs will have a file length increase of
|
|
438 bytes with the virus being located at the end of the file. The
|
|
program's date and time in the DOS disk directory listing will not be
|
|
altered. The following text string is visible within the viral code
|
|
in all infected programs:
|
|
|
|
"[Whisper presenterar Tai-Pan]"
|
|
|
|
It is unknown what Tai-Pan may do besides replicate.
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|
------------------------------------------->>
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|
|
At any rate, I didn't really have clue where to being. I posted a message
|
|
on a few Newsgroups and on board, but it seemed like no one either knew
|
|
anything or cared to help me. Then someone told me that on Rush 2's board
|
|
(Unforeseen Danger), there was a post by a Stoner that was the "maker" of the
|
|
virus. I checked it out and to my surprise I saw this post:
|
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|
------------------------------------------->>
|
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Msg # : [42 /48 ] Base : General Messages
|
|
Date : 3:49 pm Tue Dec 6, 1994 Stat : None
|
|
From : Stoner #36 Note : Validated User
|
|
To : Stoney #35 Reply: To msg 16 / 3 Replies
|
|
Title : Re: virus
|
|
|
|
St> Dudes...I some how got the Whisper virus on my puter...think it came fr
|
|
St> HoE Application Maker FREESEX!.ZIP as that was the last thing I ran bef
|
|
St> had any problems...be forewarned...now that I got that out of the way,
|
|
St> the hell do you get rid of the virus once you got it...has only infecte
|
|
St> MOVE and MEM commands in DOS and PKZIP/UNZIP and PkLITE...everytime I d
|
|
St> the infected files and try to replace em with a new, clean copy it is
|
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St> infected again!
|
|
St>
|
|
The whisper virus is everywhere, and it's quite slick. [I know, I co-wrote
|
|
it]. At any rate, it has the ability to hide in data files as well as
|
|
exectubles, etc. The *NEXT* whisper will also have batch file infecting as
|
|
well [like a trojan].
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------------------------------------------->>
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There were no futher connections with Stoner on the Virus. He never
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called back to comment on his future replies, etc. The guy is some Courier
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for the Ansi Group CiA. Nothing futher has happened in the case. I will be
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watching and waiting for updates to this situation. Send info my way if you
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get it. But recently I found out that the Whisper had hit some really
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dickhead local WaReZ boards so hard they went down for good. I guess it's
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not all that bad after all. Maybe I will give up the search.
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Recently, I decided to follow a more cDc/uXu type of release format.
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In the future HOE-Dates there will be a description of each of the last
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20 or so releases. But, as is obvious, there were none for the issues all
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the way up to now, #60. I decided to catch up and do them here for your
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reference. Enjoy...
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1) "The Entropic Theme Song" by Defiant. The issue that started it all.
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A titanic-tabular-raZa-ka-bob-o-radicalness that was unleashed in the
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form of a great piece of literary randomness. LuB that leg Hair.
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2) "The Wrecking Ball!" by Funny. The Poet with the Shifty handle goes
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ballistic with p-P-p-PeAcE hopes and dreams and other such hobwash.
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It's all shit in my book. But if you wanna see some rad American
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Violence Ramblin' then here's your happy file.
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3) "Microwave Bomb" by Shot Gun Willie. Depress Your friends, Burn your
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Enemies. Yes, this flippin' bomb is corney, but so what?! SCREW YOU!
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4) "Meaningful Shit" by Mogel. A Bunch of Excerpts from Books. When will
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Mogel learn we are not the Cultural ElYtE. My God. Next thing you
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know, he'll put out a file that SAYS SOMETHING. Shit, we'd better kill
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him quick.
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5) "Eternal Sickness v1.1" by The Guest. Yes!!!1 A tale of blood and
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gore. This thing rUlEz. Can't wait for that there sequel action.
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6) "Nirvana Unlimited" by Mogel. I want my Flannel Bellbottoms Dammit!
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Well, until then I'll be happy with my lyrics to almost all of Kurt's
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whirlin' wErDz.
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7) "Ping Pong Bomb" by Everlast. Something that will surely destroy
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entire cities. Watch out! Burn!
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8) "The End is Near" by Mogel. The Essay that breaks all the rules in
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organization. Cursing and Bad Jokes galore! Mogel lays down the law
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on the Environment among a hundred other random issues.
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9) "Mortal Kombat II Docs" by Mogel. Learn how to rip off Sub Zer0's penis
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and sodomize him with it. Great fun.
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10) "Violent Femmes - Add it Up Lyrics" by Mogel. You can't fuck with the
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Violent Femmes. Dammit, you know there are a lot of messups in the
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title cut song in there. So sad. I wish I could go back and time and
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slam a Sledge Hammer on my Pinky for doing that.
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11) "The Beef on Ham" by Jeager. A real quickie intro to Ham Radio. It's
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quick, it's easy, it's fun. It's a Floor Wax. It's a desert Topping.
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It's free sex in a piece of electricity! Whee!
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12) "Hate Edge" by Abigwar. Learn what's on Abigwar's mind on those cold
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lonely nights. Fire - Burn! Where's those Sussed when you need 'em?
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13) "Paradise Lost" by Corrosion. Stealing a title to create a Modern epic
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of love and death has nothing to do with this file. It's just a good
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story with a nuclear bomb. YES!!!
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14) "Rage Against the Machine Lyrics" by Everlast. Ragey-Ragey-Ragey. I
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hope MTV doesn't completely sweep you up by the balls.
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15) "C'est Le Mort" by Corrosion. A zombie guy rapes a woman for eternity.
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And you thought that YOU had it bad.
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16) "How 2 B ]<001 Anarkustz" by Mogel. I give away all my secrets to
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creating a rEaL HaQr group like HOE. Obviously some groups, like the
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Untouchables, have even taken my advice. What would you do without me?
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17) "ChroniC Must Be Destroyed" by Abigwar. Watch some guy talk to gods and
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kick ChroniC's butt. Fun for the whole family!
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18) "Random Spam" by Zorro. This file is the result of a mind exposed to
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years of pure short-attention-span Tv.
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19) "Darkness" by Abigwar. Today the School! Tomorrow the World! This is
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a neat primer for any revolution dammit.
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20) "HOE-DATE #1" by Mogel. You know you have it good when you read a HOE
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date. Features the d00d Brothers.
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21) "The Poetic Terrorist" by Abigwar. We meet a killer with a smile. And
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a certain leaning towards little boys and legos. Don't ask, just read.
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22) "My Penis Unbound" by Mogel. Take TEN...no wait...TWENTY steps back.
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Your eyes will BLEED from my Poetic Randomness full of all kinds of
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Sarcasm just like you like it.
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23) "Thinking" by Abigwar. The deep thoughts of Abigwar, who wonders why we
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are here on the Earth, but then moves on to bigger issues like "How do
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they REALLY know how much water is in our bodies?"
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24) "The )<-RaD ]<0MPiLATi0N!" by Abigwar, Defiant, Mogel. Abigwar talks
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about a couch cousin. Defiant calls us faggots. I tell you how to pick
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a name. Stuff to Shock a generation.
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25) "Stars and Stripes Lyrics" by Abigwar. We treated Abigwar to a whole
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Oi lyrical Mass.
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26) "The Red Ant File" by Abigwar. Abigwar tells us a prophecy about the
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year 2007. A must read. It might be our only hope.
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27) "Revenge of the Nerds" by Mogel. Scholastic Magazine sucks. Well,
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here's some interesting reading given to kiddies about Hackers.
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28) "Rifts Character Selection List" by Mogel. Ever thought flipping
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through all those damn Rift's books were a pain? Well, here's a quick
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reference-type listing of OCCs/RCCs.
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29) "Fucked up Things" by Chal e. Mac. That silly Macster goes on and on
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about some annoying things in the computer world. Whee! I garUNtee
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that Chal is gonna get ALL the girlies from this file ;>.
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30) "The Poetic Terrorist 2" by Abigwar. Tome Jour returns will all gNu
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wombat fighting action.
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31) "The TRUE Clash of the Titans!" by Psycho Santa. Thor, Godzilla, and
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other gods get pissed off and decide to get rid of Barney once and
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for all. A must read Adventure.
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32) "Proof on the Questions" by Abigwar. Abigwar explores strange frontiers
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with his telephone. We learn the immortal lesson: HoP SuX, DaM RuLeZ!
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33) "King Missile Lyrics" by /<0rrUpT. Read some stuff by the king of Spaz.
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34) "Pink Noise" by Obscure Images. Somebody talks to the Devil and gets
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to <nUke> everybody. Man...some people have all the luck!
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35) "Bob the Prophet" by Logik. Learn the Meaning of life and other things
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about the order of the holy Bob. [Not Dobbs]
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36) "The gNu Hog Order" by Corrosion & Mogel. Ever wonder why HOE does what
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it does and the driving majestic forces behind the Zine are? Well, you
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certainly won't find them here! No sir!
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37) "Peanut Heaven" by Black Francis. Alan crashes on an island and learns
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new meaning to the words "shit."
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38) "/<-RaD Alert!" by Mad Arab. Can ya' believe that there are people that
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treat text files like Warez? Maddie warns us of the early signs of it.
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39) "Mogel *WILL* Marry Winona Ryder" by Mogel. I tell everyone about the
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future of me and Winona. Includes packaged Angst!
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40) "HOE-DATE #2" by Mogel. Lot's more rambling from me plus updates on
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Members, Support Boards, Index, and of coarse the /<h0RuZ LinE.
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41) "The Instant /<-KiT" by Mad Arab. Ever wanted to AUTOMATICALLY type
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those ELiTE gRaPhIx wiFF0(_)t eFFeRT? Well, this proggy and Source
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Code are for you.
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42) "The Gods Sent Us for Shrooms" by Abigwar. Some guys, a Wombat,
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Shrooms, and Naked Chicks have a big party in a village. Huh? This
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was published just so we could make authentic proof that Abigwar was
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insane in case need ever be.
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43) "Have You Called Your Psychic Friend Today?" by Chal e. Mac. The Chal
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Master brings us more stress from his late night Tv viewing pleasure.
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44) "Cindy Wants Us Dead!" by Abigwar. Abigwar warns us of a Government
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plot that he was almost scammed into.
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45) "The Meaning of Life and How to Hack it" by Mogel. A Revelation from
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my most resent _Campbell's Soup_ & Television philosophy.
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46) "Bus Driver Irv" by Corrosion. A kid likes furniture...a little too
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much... Thankfully there's Irv to the rescue! Sorta.
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47) "Religion with Eggs and Coffee" by Defiant. Two poetic stubborn guys
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meet in a diner and yell at each other. CHECK PLEASE!
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48) "Without Want or Need" by Half-Baked. A Police chick learns a lesson
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in life - in California of all places!
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49) "Searching" by Abigwar. A tale of Boy meets Mushroom. Mushroom
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introduces Boy to Girl. And boy meets plot.
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50) "Who the Heck are ya'?" by The Hoe Shmoes. The "Mogel Minions" do
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autobiographies with an attitude. A Group Collaboration. FUN FUN.
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51) "Stand back! It's the MODEM MAFIA!" by Chal e. Mac. Chal tells his
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adventures of the pathetic local Scene of...Guess what? War Boards!
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52) "The Lump from the Dump" by Visioknight. Three short stories that are
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witty enough to keep from the heap.
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53) "Satisfaction" by The Chickenlord. Curtis has a gun. He plans to use
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it, but who to kill?! Decisions, Decisions!
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54) "Excuse me, Could you Remove your Steatopygous?" by Mogel. Brain
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numbingly big words that you can annoy people with. I mean, isn't THAT
|
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all that it's about, anyway?
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55) "I Object! : The Introduction to Being a Lawyer" by Charlie. There's
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only two ways to do things - the right way and the wrong way, right?
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56) "The Sandwich" by Black Francis. The next installment of Frannie's
|
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series of food-related stories brings us two boys that fight over a
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sandwich and the apocalyptic results when they ask "Sandwich is Which?"
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57) "A Vampire's Thoughts" by Vampire. A Chilling little selection of
|
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vertical Hoetry from Vampire. Go Fangs, Go! Yeah-Hoo!
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58) "The Smile that Couldn't be Forgotten" by Mogel. A guy forgets his life
|
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only to remember it sucks. Not a Auto-Biographical in ANY way. Heh.
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59) "Santa Claus MUST DIE!" by The Chickenlord. Lot's of Blood Drippin'
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action-packed Torture! Read to the Kids on Christmas! YeSSiR, YeSSiR
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thReE bAgS pHuLL!
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60) "HOE-DATE #3" by Mogel. The big news on the Mogel-Land / Goat Blower's
|
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Anonymous Switch over - Plus a whole lot of fun things as the HOE-DATE
|
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changes format.
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| -={< Pork : The Song >}=- |
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| By, Visioknight |
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Pork...
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Cloggin' my vein
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Pork!
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I'm feelin' the pain
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Pork!
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Bacon-on-the-sly
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Pork!
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Stick a pig in my eye!
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*The Chorus*
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Oh, I love pork,
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Oh yes I do!
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I could eat chops,
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And pork rinds too!
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"Pork's not healthy!"
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I don't care!
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Love pork so much,
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I keep it in my underwear
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Pork!
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Pork!
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Can't beat that taste
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Pork!
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Don't let the fat go to waste
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Pork!
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Made from piggies and lard
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Pork!
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Eat it in the backyard
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*Chorus*
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Pork!
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I have a pork watch!
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Pork!
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Rub pork on my crotch!
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Pork!
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Hate to slaughter that hog!
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Pork!
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Piggies give me blowjobs!
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*Chorus*
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Pork!
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Not healthy or neat!
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Pork!
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Eat it out on the street!
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Pork!
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Rub it between your feet!
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Pork!
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The meat that I like to eat!
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Pork!
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The meat that I like to eat!
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$$$$$$$$$@ (c)opyright 1995 @$$$$$$$$ "I'm a goddam pig!"
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"They don't know shit 'cause I'm super cool!" - Mr. Orange
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