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| | By: Chal e. Mac | |
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War Boards. Flaming. The very fabric of telecom stupidity. What
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you are about to read is something scraped from the trenches of retardedness.
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A little while back, I was on a local 215 board when I ran into something
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startling. It was another brand new spankin' group: THE MODEM MAFIA. This
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group actually didn't produce anything in the slightest. The group was...
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get this...a FLAMING group. They were a gang of flaming nitwits. Believe it
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or not, the group actually prided itself of throwing petty insults to all
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the users on the board.
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I decided actually attempt to talk to these d00dz. Now chronicled
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here are my adventures when I ran into them on the board (The Pit). I'm
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sorry but my mail reader that I use doesn't copy headers, so I'll have to
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narrate for you. All my comments will be left-justified and contained in
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brackets [], all the mail will be indented. Buckle your seat belts, here
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goes. After the first post by the TMM, The Modem Mafia, I replied with the
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following:
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I hate to be the one to tell you but the name TMM has already
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been in use for about two years (at least) now. There's a board
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based in South Philly, a very HPAVC board, called The Godfather's
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Den. It's run by a guy who calls himself The Teflon Don. He and his
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buddies have been calling themselves The Modem Mob for a long time now
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(like I said at least two years), and ran a H/P net called MobNet. MobNet
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had quite a few LD nodes and the board was also a hub for some LD nets
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dedicated to HPAVC, and made a name for themselves both in the area and
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out. You might want to think about changing the name for your group.
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Chal Mac
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[The only respone I got was from a member of their gang, Nightstalker, who
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told me to "fuck off" and that I would have to join their gang or I would be
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sorry, or words to that effect. At that point I went ballistic but
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unfortunately I don't have that message :( Below is my butting in to a thread
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between two members of the group roght after that]
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On 06-04-94, Beann mumbled to Nightstalker :
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Be> We came and we conquered, and it hasn't even been a week.
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Let's get real. Here are the facts:
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You're a bunch of little high school geeks who started your own
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little club. Lamers attract lamers. Do you have a clubhouse and
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a secret handshake? BAHAHAHA
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You weren't even original enough to come up with your own name,
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you used one that was over two years old, and is used in the
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same area code for christ sakes. As lame as I think three letter
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acronyms after your names are, stealing one is the ultimate in
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lameness. In fact, lame isn't strong enough of a word to describe
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that. If you were half as kewl, or elite, or whatever the word of the
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month is you would have known that name was taken as they were the
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only underground H/P group in the area for a long time. Obviously you
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haven't been involved in H/P for very long.
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What has your "group" ever done? All I see is a bunch of little
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kids, struttin' around with their chests out, talkin' about
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takin' over. Takin' over what? A message base. Give me a break. Even
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the lame groups find a couple 5 year old text files to rewrite and
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take credit for. Couldn't you even do that? What is your next project,
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learning how to type in k-rad elite high ascii characters?
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Do you courrier any warez? No. Even as lame as that is, at
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least they perform a service.
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Do you do ansi? No. As much as I detest ansi at least they have
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some originality and some even have talent. At least they create.
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Do you crack any games? No. That would mean you'd have to know
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some assembly and understand interrupts. And again that would be
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performing a service.
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Do you hack? Give me a break. Hacking would mean at least some
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knowledge of Unix. That's definitely above your grasp.
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Do you phreak? I seriously doubt it, and knowing anything
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regarding cellular is definitely out of the question, although I
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guess you guys could have been some of those annoying "codez kids"
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that were so prevalent a while ago, but that hardly qualifies as
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phreaking.
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So what does this all powerful group do? Seems to me like it
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feeds a bunch of adolescent egos, and that's about it. Makes you
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feel important to say you belong to a "gang". Here's a little tip: if
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you don't have to shave every day you don't belong to a "gang", you
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belong to a club. A little boys club.
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All your group is, is noise. That's it, white noise takin' up
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bandwith, cloggin' message bases with adolescent boasts and
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empty threats, spelled badly and with fractured syntax to boot.
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Chal Mac
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[At this point Jed Clampett, threw his two cents in. His reply was only four
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lines, which are quoted fully below, followed by my reply to him. This was
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his only reply to me the whole time this was going on]
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On 06-05-94, Jed Clampett mumbled to Chal Mac:
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JC>How fucking LAME is it to use the word lame seven times in five
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JC>lines? Pretty lame, man.
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You should learn how to quote properly. If you look at the
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message in question, starting with the first line you quoted and
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ending with the last, the line count totals 19, not 5.
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(Ignoring for a moment that those 19 lines encompassed 5
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paragraphs) I guess you decided to ignore that little fact when
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you were trying to make your point, or is that the way they
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teach you arithmetic in the public school system?
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I'll give you a little lesson. The gist (meaning: the main point) of
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the missive (meaning: a written communication) was that you (the
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plural form of the pronoun, meaning: TMM) are lame. Therefor, the
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word was used repeatedly, over multiple paragraphs, to emphasize
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(meaning: stress) that point. This tactic is used to communicate
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clearly with children and/or the intellectually uninclined.
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Obviously, since you chose to comment on the repeated use of the
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word in question, you absorbed the gist of my argument, even if only
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on a subconscious level, which speaks very highly of this method's
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effectiveness as a learning tool when conversing with the
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aforementioned classes of people.
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JC>You've gotta build your vocabulary some before you take on the big
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JC>boys.
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Obviously you are not so egotistical as to believe that YOU are one
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of these "Big Boys" that you speak of? It is to laugh! At the risk
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of being redundant :), I'll repeat myself. You are insignificant.
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Look that word up. No wait, I'll do it for you.
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Today's word, boys & girls, is INSIGNIFICANT. It means:
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a: lacking meaning or import
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b: not worth considering : unimportant
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c: lacking weight, position, or influence : contemptible
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Three definitions of the word, from Webster's New Collegiate
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Dictionary, and all three fit Jed perfectly. What are the odds of
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that, boys and girls?
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How's that for vocabulary, fellas ;)
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Chal Mac
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[This was Beann's reply to the same post that Jed Clampett replied to. At
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least Beann's was longer :) ]
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Okay, piss-boy. NOW you've done it. Shadow Runner said you
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were cool but it seems like you're to stupid to stay out of
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something that has nothing to do with you.
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CM> Do you courrier any warez? No. Even as lame as that is, at least
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CM> they perform a service.
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CM> Do you do ansi? No. As much as I detest ansi at least they have
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CM> some originality and some even have talent. At least they create.
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CM> Do you crack any games? No. That would mean you'd have to know
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CM> some assembly and understand interrupts. And again that would be
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CM> performing a service.
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CM> Do you hack? Give me a break. Hacking would mean at least some
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CM> knowledge of Unix. That's definitely above your grasp.
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CM> Do you phreak? I seriously doubt it, and knowing anything
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CM> regarding cellular is definitely out of the question, although I
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guess
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CM> you guys could have been some of those annoying "codez kids" that
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were
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CM> so prevalent a while ago, but that hardly qualifies as phreaking.
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What the fuck are you talking about? We aren't even about that. We
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are masters of something so primal, it's almost as funny as YOU are.
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Speech. That's right. Cracking games? Oooh, THAT'S an important
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function. Hacking? Who cares about hacking? Phreaking? You're the
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only FREAK I can think of. I proved to any dickhead reading this
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base that I can verbally kick their ass. Who cares about anything
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else? I have SPIFF laying awake at night holding his ASS afraid of
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his daddy. FALCHION was nothing but a poser to begin with and now
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...... ah, FUCK IT. I'll leave him and his sorry life ALONE this
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time.
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CM> important to say you belong to a "gang". Here's a little tip: if you
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CM> don't have to shave every day you don't belong to a "gang", you
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belong
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CM> to a club. A little boys club.
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What do YOU know about shaving?? NO, shaving your LEGS doesn't give
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you the right to talk shit. Come on, pussy. If you're going to try
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to make me angry, you're going to have to try a LOT harder than THAT.
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CM> All your group is, is noise. That's it, white noise takin' up
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CM> bandwith, cloggin' message bases with adolescent boasts and empty
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CM> threats, spelled badly and with fractured syntax to boot.
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Wait a minute, faggot. Are we a "gang", a "club" or a "group"???
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You don't even know what you're talking about. I can't believe
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you're talking about spelling and syntax. This only proves that
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you're a pussy AND a dork. Maybe one day I'll grow up to be just
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like you. Hell, maybe one day I'll just GROW UP. But right now,
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I'll satisfy myself by making fun of YOU. I know how YOU satisfy
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yourself, so put away the lubriderm, pansy. You DON'T wanna do this
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Chal. Or Mac. Or whatever the fuck you're called. You DON'T. I
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think you and Tortured Soul better go to the school of MIND YOUR
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FUCKING BUSINESS.
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CM> You're a bunch of little high school geeks who started your own
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CM> little club. Lamers attract lamers. Do you have a clubhouse and a
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secret
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CM> handshake? BAHAHAHA
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First of all, if that were true, YOU would be our LEADER. Secondly,
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you HAVE accomplished ONE thing. You made me take time out to write
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BACK to you. Congratulations. Be proud of your super-BAD self
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CM> Chal Mac
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Don't start with me. End of conversation.
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[My reply follows. The line about the "two geeks and their pipe bomb" is a
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reference to an incident that happened about one week earlier here in 215.
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Two junior high kids who got caught bringing a pipe bomb to school and
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then ratted out the board where they got the instructions.]
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On 06-05-94, Beann mumbled to Chal Mac:
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B> Okay, piss-boy. NOW you've done it. Shadow Runner said you were
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B>cool but it seems like you're to stupid to stay out of something that
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B>has nothing to do with you.
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Shadow Runner was right, I am cool. You just can't see it 'cause
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you're too busy trying to play tough guy. I've traded messages with SR
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and have had no problems with him. I found him to be decent and cool
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with me, and I was decent and cool to him in return.I make up my own
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mind about people. It's too bad he's associated with you clowns.
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B> What the fuck are you talking about? We aren't even about that.
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B>We are masters of something so primal, it's almost as funny as YOU
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B>are. Speech.
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The only thing you are the master of is making yourselves look like
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assholes. You are a waste of bandwith. Your the biggest argument
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I've ever seen for invite only boards and new user voting. Even
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bigger than those two geeks and their pipe bombs.
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B>You're the only FREAK I can think of. I proved to any dickhead
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B>reading this base that I can verbally kick their ass. Who cares about
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B>anything else?
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You can verbally kick their ass? What are you, Ranking Roger or
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something? I am almighty Beann, master of the put-down! Give me a
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break, grow up. You can't verbally kick my ass, or physically for
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that matter. Come on down, you have the time and the place, and I'll
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kick your ass when I'm done with your buddie.
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B>I have SPIFF laying awake at night holding his ASS
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B>afraid of his daddy. FALCHION was nothing but a poser to begin with
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B>and now ...... ah, FUCK IT. I'll leave him and his sorry life ALONE
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I don't give a fuck about your dealings with anybody else. My
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problems with you started when I informed NS that the name you guys
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are using is being used by somebody else, in the same area code,
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older and wiser than you, and with a rep that extends beyond this
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AC. If you guys had any designs on getting bigger than you are the
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name would have to change or you'd look foolish. But no, instead of
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him saying thanx for the info, or even ignoring it altogether, he
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decided to play tough guy and tell me to fuck off. If he's got the
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balls to put it in a message, he should have the balls to say it to
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my face. Go back and read the message. I wasn't being a smartass. I
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just thought you guys would want to know. My mistake. I should have
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just added your names to my twit filter and ignored you.
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B> Wait a minute, faggot. Are we a "gang", a "club" or a "group"???
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I told you what you are. A group of little boys. You can call
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yourselves whatever you want, but the fact of the matter is you
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are insignificant to the scene.
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B> I know how YOU satisfy yourself, so put away the lubriderm, pansy.
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It's funny how you guys resort to insinuating that everyone you
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dislike is a faggot. I'm no Psychiatrist but I'd say you've got a
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problem there. Are you afraid you might be one? Do you have thoughts,
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Beann? Thoughts about other guys that disturb you? Do you find
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yourself stealing looks at other guys dicks in the shower room and
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that's why you have to insinuate everyone ELSE has homosexual
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tendencies?
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B>I think you and Tortured Soul better go to the school of MIND YOUR
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B>FUCKING BUSINESS.
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I can only speak for myself but you're right there. I should have
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just let you look foolish for using a name that was already
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established. But when NS decided to play tough guy, I decided to
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expose you guys for the blowhards you are. Full of sound & fury,
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signifying nothing.
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B>Secondly, you HAVE accomplished ONE thing.
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And that was to expose your little "gang" as a bunch of posturing
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poseurs who have nothing to contribute.
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B>Don't start with me. End of conversation.
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What, no empty threats?
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Chal Mac
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[The rest of the correspondence is between Me and this guy Beann 'cause I
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think Jed Clampett decided he was in over his head with me, and Nightstalker
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hadn't made any more posts on The Pit since I challenged him to fight me.
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You see, I figured that since I had run into such nitwits, I would play their
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damn game. Except that I would have the upper hand: I'd have a clue. It's
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called escaping the BBS world and realizing that this isn't real life. It's
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Maturity. So, I offered to meet them for a fight. Of coarse they'd never
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show up. That's the way these "war guys" act. The following is my reply to
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a reply Beann sent to the sysop of The Pit. The sysop wanted to know if
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Beann was going to show up at the fight between me and Nightstalker, since I
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said I would kick all their asses, one at a time, when I was finished with
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NS]. Heh.
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On 06-05-94, Beann mumbled to Tortured Soul:
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B>CM> Monday, 1pm, the ballfields at 23rd & Ben Franklin Parkway. I'll
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B>CM> be wearing a white Temple Baseball hat. See you there.
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B> I don't even fucking know WHERE that is. Why do I have to meet
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B>HIM?? He started with ME.
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That message wasn't addressed to you, it was addressed to
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Nightstalker.
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B>I don't even know who he is. I would've
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B>left him alone if he hadn't adressed me PERSONALLY.
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If it was addressed to you that's my fault. It should have been
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addressed to TMM. My first message was addressed to TMM. NS answered
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with his tough guy routine, and that's when I wrote the second one.
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If it went out to you personally that was an oversight on my part,
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like I said it should have been addressed to TMM.
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B>I bet he's standing in front of his bathroom mirror,
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B>practicing looking tough right NOW, as I write this to you. The only
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B>cool thing about him IS his Temple Baseball hat.
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Well if your buddie shows up he'll tell you whether that practice
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paid off :)
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I call about a few local boards regualarly, two LD boards about twice
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a month, and I trade messages with numerous people over the internet
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(not dropping names but the authors of Practical Unix Security, The
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Internet Navigator, some contributing writers to Wired, some Novell
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gurus, and some shareware authors). I've never had a problem with
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anyone till your group popped up. So I think the "coolness" problem
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is on your end, boss, not mine. My rep is fine.
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Chal Mac
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[This was Beann's reply. He seems to be saying that if I fuck with one of
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them, I fuck with all of them, at least in my opinion, then he goes on to
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say he doesn't want to start with me. I didn't get it ;) ]
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I don't think you GET it. You start with Nightstalker, you start
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with me. In fact, you start with ANYONE in TMM, you start with ME.
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Jay apologized to you and that SHOULD have been enough. But it
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wasn't. Now you've waged a little war against us. You CAN'T win.
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YOU end this. I can stop whenever you do. I have no REAL wish to
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start with someone that I don't even KNOW. Hey, it's up to you.
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[This was my reply. I figured I'd let him off the hook since it was obvious
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to everyone by now that I'd called their bluff and none of them were going
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to fight me]
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On 06-06-94, Beann mumbled to Chal Mac:
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B>Jay apologized to you and that SHOULD have been enough.
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I told Jay that I had already replied when I read his message.
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B>Now you've waged a little war against us. You CAN'T win.
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This is laughable. My dear Beann, I already have won. You just
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can't admit that can you?
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B>YOU end this. I can stop whenever you do. I have no REAL wish to
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B>start with someone that I don't even KNOW. Hey, it's up to you.
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Only if you say "Please" :) I'll tell you what Beann. I think I've
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accomplished what I set out to do, so I'll consider this thread
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ended. Be advised however that I've saved all my correspondence with
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you and your "mafia" so if you have any ideas of saying you (plural)
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"kicked my ass" (I think one of you used that term in reference to
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Speed Racer) or any other such nonsense, I'll be forced to convert
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them to ansi and u/l them and further embarrass you (plural) :)
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Chal Mac
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[Then this pathetic attempt by Beann at saving some face after I'd already
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let him off the hook. He replies to an earlier message by me. He should have
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just left well enough alone.]
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CM> grow up. You can't verbally kick my ass, or physically for that matter
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CM> Come on down, you have the time and the place, and I'll kick your ass
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CM> when I'm done with your buddie.
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All right, stupid. Let's talk for a minute about this "challenge" you
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gave us to fight.
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#1 - You prove your lameness over and OVER again. You want to fight
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me? Awwww, didums little baby run out of things to say?? Take your
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empty fucking threats elsewhere, faggot.
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#2 - I actually asked someone where this 23rd and Parkway was. You
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know what he told me? It's the address for the Library. The FUCKING
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LIBRARY??? What kind of fucking DORK wants to fight someone in front of
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the LIBRARY?? Go home. You're finished here. Or better yet, why
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don't you wait for me at the fucking Philadelphia ZOO and I'll
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fight you there.
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CM> he should have the balls to say it to my face. Go back and read the
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I'm sure you already get ENOUGH balls in your face. You and your
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boyfriend have the corner on that market.
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CM> It's funny how you guys resort to insinuating that everyone you
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CM> dislike is a faggot. I'm no Psychiatrist but I'd say you've got a
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CM> problem there. Are you afraid you might be one? Do you have thoughts,
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CM> Beann? Thoughts about other guys that disturb you? Do you find yourself
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CM> stealing looks at other guys dicks in the shower room and that's why
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you
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CM> have to insinuate everyone ELSE has homosexual tendencies?
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I sure DO have a problem. You're a faggot. YOU are my problem. YOU
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disturb me. "Stealing looks" ?? You must have me confused with those
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Spiff and Falchion guys. Get the picture. YOU'RE NOTHING but a
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ten minute waste of time. I have other people to bust on TOO, you
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know. You're NOT ALLOWED to take up all of my time.
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[And, of course, my sarcastic reply. If it's possible to be in someone's
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face in the message bases, I was in his :) ]
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On 06-06-94, Beann mumbled to Chal Mac:
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B> Take your empty fucking threats elsewhere, faggot.
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Empty? I gave you a time and a place, Mr. Mafia Guy. I hardly say
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that's empty. But you and your buddie pussied out, just like everyone
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on this board who wrote to me said you would.
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B> #2 - I actually asked someone where this 23rd and Parkway was.
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B>You know what he told me? It's the address for the Library. The
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B>FUCKING LIBRARY??? What kind of fucking DORK wants to fight someone
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B>in front of the LIBRARY??
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Whoever you asked was a bigger dork than you are. The Free Library is
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at 21st and Vine St. Not at 23rd and BF Parkway. I told NS "at the
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ballfields at 23rd & BF Parkway". How can you not know where 23rd &
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the Parkway is when they just had the Corestates Bike Race right
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there? The start and finish line were at 23rd and the Parkway. I
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thought you were bragging you had a life? Didn't you see, read about,
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or even catch highlights of the biggest event in the city last
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weekend? Oh and by the way, I think a ballfield is the PERFECT place
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for a scrap. Big, open, grass, it's perfect. Too bad none of you
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"mafia" types decided to show. It would have been fun ;)
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B>I'm sure you already get ENOUGH balls in your face. You and
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B>your boyfriend have the corner on that market.
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There goes the homo insinuations again. You really should seek
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professional help for this obsession of yours. You're probably
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harboring some deep, latent tendencies that you need to work out in
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therapy.
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Oh and BTW again, you really make youself look like an asshole with
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these juvenile homo busts since I live with my girlfriend :0. Imagine
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that, living with a member of the opposite sex who isn't related by
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blood :) What a concept!
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You see, Beann, you made the mistake of assuming that my life was as
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pitiful as yours, living home with mommy and daddy, asking for an
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increase in your allowance this week :)
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You'd better hope I don't let my GF read these, since then SHE'LL be
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the one telling you to step into the street :) That'd probably be a
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fairer fight than me and NS though :)
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B> I sure DO have a problem. You're a faggot. YOU are my problem.
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B>YOU disturb me.
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See 1st paragraph above.
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B> Get the picture. YOU'RE NOTHING but a ten minute waste of time.
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Gee, that sound suspiciously like my first message to you.
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Lets see, how should I answer this witty retort? I got it. I answer
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with, "Yes I am!". Then you say, "No you're not!". Then I say "Oh yes
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I am!". Ad infinitum.
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Let's face it, Beann. If you look at the big picture this "mafia"
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you're in is laughable. You (plural) have no talent, no knowledge,
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lack originality, have nothing to contribute, and everyone on here
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either dislikes you (plural again) immensely or ignores you
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completely. In a single week you've managed to alienate everyone on
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this bbs and have probably tarnished what little rep you had
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irrepairably. Good thing this board only has 100 or so users ;)
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My advice to you, and free advice is worth what you pay for it, is to
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change your handle and grow up. Not necessarily in that order.
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You're still young and people do change so there is hope that one
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day, maybe, you could have something to contribute to the scene
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besides flame posts. Then you can look back at this period in your
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life and laugh, saying something to the effect of "Was I really that
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much of an asshole?" :)
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BTW - I said in an earlier post that I would consider this thread
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ended, and I do. I just had to reply :) I think I exposed your
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"mafia" for the farce that it was. If you'd like to reply to get the
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last word, feel free but be advised that I've added you, NS, and JC
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to my twit list along with the various subject headings we posted
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under, so if you do reply, I won't see it. Please don't make the
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mistake of interpreting this gesture as some sort of acquiescence,
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because it is definetely not. If it's brought to my attention that I
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am being diparaged in your (plural) posts when you know full well
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that I'm not scanning them I will start this thread again (or in
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Monty Python terms, "Go away or I will taunt you a second time").
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Well, get your last futile shot in, if you'd like. Later.
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Chal Mac
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[Then, just when it's all supposed to be over, I get a two line message
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from another one of their group. It's quoted below, along with my reply]
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On 06-08-94, Dr. Death mumbled to Chal Mac:
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DD>The place you gave him is in front of the library. Why the fuckin
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DD>library? What a fuckin geek.
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Ohhh no, here comes another one :) I should have put you in the
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twit filter too.
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I find it very amusing that you've kept silent until me and Beann
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(Bean and I?) decide to drop the thread, THEN you crawl out from
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under your rock and try to take a shot at me.
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I know you probably were feeling very good about yourself after that
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reply, until of course you read the remaining messages and found out
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that it wasn't in front of the library ;) DOH! (that's the sound
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Homer Simpson makes, by the way, and not some silly acronym)
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Some free advice, my friend with the ooh-so-scary handle:
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"It's better to be thought a fool than to open your mouth and remove
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all doubt".
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Later.
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Chal Mac
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Well, a few days later they all disappeared when they were barraged
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by questions about why they punked out if they're so tough. What did I learn
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from it? Well, when you play someone's stupid game, but on YOUR terms...
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things seem to end up much for fun. A lesson for life. And <gasp>, learned
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from Telecom at that!
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