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| | "Hoe-Date #2" | |
| | The Epic Continues | |
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The Glorious Hoe-Date #2
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|| <1> "A Little Bit of Reality." ||
|| <2> h0e'z /<-ELiT3 MeMBuH LiZt ||
|| <3> Voices on the Latest Fads! ||
|| <3> List'o'Jock Support Boards ||
|| <4> "A /<h0RuZ LiNe": The Play ||
|| <5> The s00PeR-o iNdEx oF hOe! ||
|| <6> The HOE-Boards advertising ||
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"A Little Bit of Reality..."
The Intro
Hello, Welcome to the Circus. You know a lot has happened since
the last time we Pseudo-Spoke. HOE has gotten bigger, we've picked up a
lot of Support Boards, and some gNu /<riFiK writers. This all makes me
smile. I'm sure that's the only purpose of any of this...to make me smile.
On the Board front, you'll see our Support Board list later in this
file. It has grown tremedously. I have one major problem with it though:
I can't think of any good Body Parts anymore. If anyone can help me I'd
love a LONG list of ones that I haven't used yet. If you give 'em up, then
I'll do something nice for you. Who knows what, but YUPPER...I will. As
for Writers, you've seen Abigwar's output sky rocket. Who would have thunk
it?! Also joining us are Chal e. Mac (The Complainer), Psycho Santa (the
uLtiMaTe wArEz d00d), /<0rrUpt (and his <snicker> controbutions), Logik
(Random Stuff Rules), and the S00per DOUBLE-PleX /<-RaD Black Francis and
we got that really neat one-shot Story from cDc's Obscure Images. This
bedazzled me because, as anyone that talks to me knows, I worship the Dead
Cow, and Oi has been one of my top fav cDc writers of them all. Yippie!
Also, I wanted to annouce, not the DEATH...but the fate of DaS.
The group is Digital Anarchist Society. A group that put out a few clever
t-files with some actual originality. Anyway, the group has suffered some
Communication problems along with the Main Board Crashing for Months. This
added up to a loss of most writers. I was talking to Mad Arab, and we both
agreed on the direction this zine and their zine should take and came upon
the idea of a Merger. Thus, now HOE will have DaS integrated in it and we
will pick up a few writers like Mad Arab himself.
You know, I was thinking.
Anyway, I have run wanted to mention that I've run into some
interesting things in recent times here in the pathetic scene of 215. Mind
you, we are better that MANY Area Codes. It seems that nowadays the WaReZ
crowd's big thing is "LaMeRz!" This guy is, this guy isn't... I've had it
up to here with it. Observe that I didn't say that calling others lamers
makes you a LaMeR. They are no "LaMeRz". Got that?! Don't use the LaMeR
word around me, unless in jest. I don't wanna hear it.
I like Spam.
This guy or that guy or this thing or that thing is Lame? No. I
don't like the WaReZ d00dz. I bash them because they are morons and they
are immature. The WaReZ scene is for little kids. That's the simplicty of
it all. That's why I bash. I am NOT against piracy, although my board has
nothing to do with it. What I am against is the WaReZ scene.
I will marry her.
There are a lot of d00dz here in Philly. I have also dicovered
that there are a lot of d00dz everywhere. No Shit, eh? Well, hopefully
HOE can be a common link up of all the t-file boards in the world. That
would be nifty. Do I have big goals? Yes! Do I know that this group is
going to be bigger than poop? Yes! Do I have to go the the bathroom? Yes!
That's how much I love you guys... I'm holding my blatter to write this to
you.
pHeAr Me!
Other things? Well, I wanted to also comment that I do not think
I am God. Haha. For some reason people have assumed that anyone that has
opinions that are against the SaKreD WaReZ W0rLd and run a t-file group MUST
have a God complex, and therefor must be completly wrong in what they say.
Well, I don't think I'm God. I don't even believe in the standard "God."
Suck me, Bite me, and pHeAR me, 'cause I am just an Editor for this lil'
E-Zine and I don't think I'm better than anyone. Just more intelligent<g>.
HOE is growing like the Smell of a Train full of Dog Shit. Well, that's a
bad metaphor, but rE/x\E/x\buH... n0 mATTuH h0w fAMouZ hOe eVuH gEtZ, wE aRe
nEvUh gOnNa fOrGEt wHeRe wE KaMe pHr0m oR oUr PeOpLe h0Mies.
pEaCe oUt Gee.
-- Mogel, the GaNgStA' YUppiE
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THE HOE MEMBER LISTINGS
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(If I forgot anyone on this list then.....tough shit, you didn't make
enough influence in my memory for me to include you... HAHAHAHAH!!)
THE OH-SO IMPORTANT STAFF
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Mogel - Head Editor and President
Slater - Editor and V.P.
Mad Arab - Revenge and V.P.
THE INSIGNIFIGANT WRITERS
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Mogel -------> Drunkfux Calls you a cDc WaNNaBe! Cool!!!
Defiant -------> Keep up with the Rape Poem!
The Guest -------> UNG!! You're PSYCHOTIC!!!!
Everlast -------> Where are you???
Abigwar -------> Wombats are cool.
Corrosion -------> TIMMY BEAR! HAHA! Now that name is eternal!
Zorro -------> "HOE...Hmmmm...Group Number 213..."
Slater -------> Hey man.. I'm still keepin' da faith.
Chal e. Mac -------> Want some Soma?
Psycho Santa -------> SHHHHHHRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMIEZ!!!
Obscure Images -------> Thanks for the One-Shot man...
/<0rrUpT -------> YoU aRn'T eLyte eNuFF pH0r STDz LiKe mE!
Logik -------> Hey, I hope Image beK0MeZ aZ EliTE aZ H0e!
Black Francis -------> yEr \x/aReZ KiX wHiTe B(_)tt!
Mad Arab -------> Welcome to the NeXt LeVuL 0v p0\x/eR!
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"Voices on the Latest Fad"
--> By Moggie
Anyone know what the Latest S00per-d00per Fad nowadays is? Well,
I know what it is. It's the EVERY-BOARD-IN-THE-COUNTRY-MUST-BE-THE-CENTER-
OF-IT'S-VERY-OWN-GROUP Fad. That's right, there must me 400000000 groups...
From the WaReZ, to the Ansi, to the Liturature, to the MuSaK, to the eleet
HaCkERz, to the Zines, to the Everything under the Sun. There is a shit
load of groups.
It all stems from the fact there are only a hand full of actual
groups with a lot of merit. Of coarse these include people like cDc, uXu,
and of coarse Phrack. It all stems from these groups. What we see today
is some way-after spring up of the Computer Underground. People could think
of the cycles in decades, that's how it's bascially done. But we are part
of the sick left-overs of what was really once something amazingly cool.
We are now the afterbirth of that time.
That's what all of todays "newer" (i.e. within the last few years)
Zines really are. Riding the Entropy waves that other Pioneers already
really have already done. HOE is no exception. However, since we are
riding the waves of other's "acheivements," we at least plan to do it the
best. Enough said.
I would like to Plug three new Zines that have sprung up around. I
have no idea how well they will end up doing, but I felt I should mention
them to at least give them a little publicity<g>. The first is Image
Writing, a group run by "Logik". I have contributed some writing myself and
think it's a nice quality Literary Creative Writing group. Another is ReD,
the ReALLy eLyTe D00dZ. This is a great Parody mag that is bascially done
by the massivly sarcastic (i.e.: Good) writer Black Francis. The Last is
something that hasn't appeared yet, but I KNOW will be very promising, which
is PISS. People in Society Suck - A Zine that will truly Bitch and Moan
about the World in a Great new level. Look for the first issue on January
1st on Mogel-Land.
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The Wonderful Boards of the World that are HOE Jock Support sites:
(as you can see we need more in area codes not listed here, but
we have too many 610 sites. Damn this area code to hell!)
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| BBS NAME SYSOP BODY PART NUMBER |
| ~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~ |
| Mogel-Land Mogel Pancreas 215-732-3413 |
| Paronia Subnormal Slater Winkie 215-339-5831 |
| Symphony of Sickness Mad Arab Elbow 201-728-3881 |
| The UnderCity Serial Killer Appendix 209-683-3673 |
| Sin City Johnny Rotten Dyaphram 209-266-4249 |
| Futile Frontier Jay Toe Nail 215-943-1309 |
| Hacker Crackdown DarK Phiber Nose Hair 215-945-1907 |
| SubCulture Black Francis Pinkie 215-750-1782 |
| Mary Jane's BBS Casper Anal Hole 216-461-6162 *|
| The North Pole Psycho Santa Spleen 307-778-2096 |
| Distortion Haywood Kidneys 313-426-1986 |
| The Complex Trackistar Foot 410-720-5305 |
| Isis Unveiled Killgore Trout Palm 512-930-5259 |
| Mind's Mire Boba Fett Belly Button 514-931-1423 |
| Voices in Time CounterPoint Scrotum 603-898-1894 |
| Steller Nights The Wizard Left Nut 610-896-9140 |
| Lucifer's Lair Lucifer Armpit 610-859-9034 *|
| Twisted Reality Wolverine X Eye Ball 610-459-0598 |
| I Forget Ascii Express Lungs 610-544-8001 |
| Unforseen Danger Rush 2 Knee Cap 610-954-7360 *|
| tHe K0dE aB0dE Drunkfux Tounge 713-395-0337 |
| Death's Playground Black Death Thumb 803-445-7632 |
| Purple Hell Acid Warlock Birthmark 806-791-5419 |
| /<-Rad /<0dE /<iDz Psychotic Pyrotic Colon 810-348-0421 |
| Ahead of My Time The Anarch Ear Lobe 901-642-9290 |
| T.E.K.A.T. Mr. Sandman Da Brain 908-813-2738 |
| Virtual Hell Charon Nipple 916-623-3726 |
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____________________________
>>> "A /<h0rUz LiNE" <<<
>>> Mogel's K-Play #2! <<<
>>> THE CAST <<<
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Real Name<g> Initials Character
~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~
Mogel Mog The Director
Jay Jay The Old Bum
Slater Sla The WaReZ SysOp
Dark Phiber DP d00d brother
Black Francis BF The REAL H4qR
Psycho Santa PS The WaReZ K0uRiEr
Mad Arab MA The Hispanic Woman
Killgore Trout KgT The phUcKin' fReAk
Drunkfux DfX The /<0dEz /<iD
Ascii Express AE The aNZi dEwD
Boba Fett BoF aN AnArKuZT!
/<0rrUpT rr The Leader of the Extras
Trackistar TkS Extra #1
Acid Warlock AW Extra #2
The Anarch TA Extra #3
CounterPoint CP The Perfect Dancer Suckup
[The Scene Opens on a simulated Stage. There is a light and
quiet background piano version of "One Singular SEnsation"
playing. Gathered in a single file line on stage is Slater,
Dark Phiber, Black Francis, Psycho Santa, Mad Arab, Killgore
Trout, Drunkfux, Ascii Express, and Boba Fett. All the actors
are quiet and all have a look of total worry in their eyes]
DP (to PS): "Hey d00d!"
PS: "SHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!"
DP: "Hey D00D!! wHat iZ yEr pRoBLem?"
PS: "Quiet you L0ZeR! I'm trying to stay quiet!"
DP: "D00d! d0N't w0RRiE aBoUt eeT. I'm g0NnA gEt AKsZepTuD!"
[Just then we hear Mogel complaining in the background, he proceeds
on Stage with a Chair and sits down in it]
Mog: "I tell you... These Couriers today!! They don't got NO respect!!
Why, in my day... they used to LOVE to spend money! They USED to
really care back then... I don't know what's happening with today's
breed of 'em...."
CP (from offstage): "You're right sir!"
Mog (ignoring CP): "Well, what do we have here today? Looks like you
were the rascals that were gathered up to join my
new group that I'm making. You see, I'm in 314
groups. It get's a little dull."
Sla: "Yah... I'm seen your sig! It takes up two screens!!"
Mogel: "SHUTUP!!!!!! Never speak unless spoken to!!! GUARDS!!! Get rid
of this LAMER!!!"
[Suddenly all the Extras come running in.. led by Serial Killer]
rr: "Right away d00d!!"
TkS: "YaH YaH! wE wiLL gEeeeT riD 0v ThiS guY pH0r yoU!"
TA (coughing): "I wish I had more lines..."
AW: (coughing): "All the people that kiss Mogel's butt get the good parts
in these plays."
rr: "Shut up you two! Grab that LaMeR!"
[They all grab Slater and Pull him aggressivly off Stage]
Sla: "NOOO!!!! WAIT d00d!! I AM ELiTTeeeeeeeeeEEEEeeEEeeEeEeEeeEEee..."
[The Sound of a Magnum is heard in the Background at
the same moment Slater stops screaming. Coincidence?]
Mog: "That should teach him a LeZZ0n he won't forget. On to BuZiNeZZ.
All of You here are possible applicats for the gNu group that's
coming out. Yes, it hasn't been put out yet, but it's going to
be called AKL. A /<h0RuZ LiNe. It's going to be very /<001.
Any Questions?"
AE: "Yah! Like what does it do or something?"
Mog: "SILENCE!!! GAURDS!!!!
[The Guards rush on Stage and Pull Ascii Express off.
After a moment we hear the sounds of torture devices
and screams from Ascii in the background]
Mog: "As I was saying.... I need to hurry here.. I have an iCE meeting at
3:45. Those Ansi boyZ are ReAl PiCkeY about punctuality too! This
group will be really RaD! We are basically aNaKuRt sInGeRz!! That's
right something never tried bephor! We will sing songs of PURE
AnArCHY and record them onto /<-/<001 M0DZ!!!
Everyone: "RaD!!!!"
Mog: "SILENCE!!!! You are not all AXzEpTuD iNt0 suCh a EliTE gRoUp yEt sO
reLaX. I wAnT y0U tO tELl mE aB0uT yErSelVeZ aND h0w /<-RaD yoU aRe
pH0r mE s0 yOu cAN mAke ThE pHiNaL /<h0RuZ lInE! NOW!!!" [Mogel points
to Drunkfux who is standing to the side shivering in pHeAR!"
DfX: "uMmmMMMmmM... i'M ELiTE!! t/~uST mE! i'M s0 EliTE tHat i d0N't g0 2
sK00l aNyiE m0rE! i HaVe Pe0Ple CouRiEr mY h0Me\x/eR/< t0 mY tEaChErZ
now! it'Z rEaLLy EliTE! iT aLL giVeZ mE m0Re TimE t0 tRaDE /<0dEz!
i HaVE l0tZ 0F /<0dEZ!!!!!!!"
BoF: "RaD!!!!!111"
Mog: "YOU SPOKE OUT OF TURN!!!!!11 GAURDS!!!!!!" [The guards rush on stage
and this time they begin clubbing the "tar" out of Boba Fett in front
of everyone. Blood Flys in every direction and the eventual reminder
of Boba Fett's body is almost unrecognizably human.] "YOU!!"
[In the Background we hear Jay Snickering. You see, in the first
stupid /<-RaD play Mogel forgot to include him, even though he was
listed as a character. Jay lets out a short cackle as Mogel has
only given him this tiny part in the play. Jay is /<-HaPPiE!]
DP: "d00d! i hAve a ReALly pHuCkEd uP sT0rIe 0F mY liFe. y0U seE mE aNd
mY bR0tHeR aRe ELiTE hAqrZ aND wE wEre 0Ut bEiGeInG oFF oF thE FeDZ iN
tHeiR bAckYarD aNd tHE pHuKerZ caugHT uZ! iT wAZ rEaL ELyTE. wE sAw
L0tZ oF rAd D0X!! tHaN wE wEnT t0 jAiL aNd wErE aSSauLtEd By a VeRy
LaRgE bLaCK MaN naMeD bUBBa. MaNiE tiMeZ. i G0t pHrEE, buT mY
BrOvER iZ sTiLL iN dArE. ThAt SUX!!!! wE aLm0Zt g0T aWaY WiFF eeT!
wE did eeT oNcE bePhoR, aNd i ThOuGHt wE /<uLd d0 eeT aGaiN buTT wE
/<aNT. I eVuN hAd /<0dEz WiFF mE!!!!1!"
BF: "i'M a ReAL hAqr! i sPeND a L0t oF tiME lEARNiNg h0w t0 haCk oN pRoDiGY
iN tHe /<-/<001 tElEk0npHuReNZ! aNd i'M s0 EliTE thAT i d0n't eVuN
neeD a MoDeM aNiE/x\0rE! I KaN just mAke tHe M0dEm souNdz aND t0NeZ
WiFF jUst my voiCE (thE K0NNeCtiOn iZ eAsY - iT'z ThE d0WnLoAdiNg
tHaT gETz tRicKy)!
PS: "No Offence, but you are all LAMERZZZZZZZ!!! You don't understand the
TRUE pOwEr of being ELiTE uNtiLL you have been engulfed in the pO\x/eRz
of Courierieriering. tHeReZ n0THiNg m0Re eLyTe AnD dAngERouS aNd yEt
sAtiZfiYiNg aZ uPloAdiNG 23 Diskz (eAch 1.44 meGz of coarse) of pUrE
CYBERNERDS VII!!!!11"
KgT: "I'm a ReAL fOnE pHrEaK! i LiKe t0 pHuCK WiFF pHonEZ cuZ tHaTz g0NnA
tEaCH mA bELL tHaT i'M 0Ne baD d00d!!!"
MA: "You know I kept my name to be Mad Arab because I though Ethnic was in.
I took many Acting Classes and they were all really worthless. I
remember when I found out that my acting teacher Died. I cried,
because I felt nothing. HEY.. Stop this... Give me some moves....I'll
Dance... Give me some lines and I'll act...but I can't just TALK!"
Mog: "Hmmmm... You are all very interesting. Please take a step froward
and form a line when I call your name...Drunkfux, Dark Phiber, Black
Francis, Psycho Santa, Killgore Trout, and Mad Arab.... Okay... Front
line... I apologize, but you are not AKZePtuD. You are LaMeRz!!!!!!!
GUARDS!!!!!!!!!"
[The Guards Rush in and Grab Everyone. When all
is quiet again, CounterPiont comes on Stage.]
CP: "Good News Sir! Stock in Acid just went up 12 Points..."
Mog: "Good... I heard an anonymous tip that HOE Stock was going up...
Supposedly some mutterings about it being the next cDc...Hmmmm"
CP: "Naahhhhhhhh"
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)\@_@/( Hey YOU! Listen!
( (o) ) / This Zine is RaD!
<_^_> __/ Here's the Index!
BuUuRP!
# Title /<-RaD RaTiNG Author
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1) The Entropic Theme Song 6 Defiant
2) The Wrecking Ball! 4 Fuzzy
3) Microwave Bomb 7 Shot Gun Willie
4) Meaningful Shit 4 Mogel
5) Eternal Sickness v1.1 5 The Guest
6) Nirvana Unlimited 5 Mogel
7) Ping Pong Bomb 8 Everlast
8) The End is Near 4 Mogel
9) Mortal Kombat II Docs 8 Mogel
10) Violent Femmes - Add it Up 5 Mogel
11) The Beef on Ham 4 Jeager
12) Hate Edge 4 Abigwar
13) Paradise Lost 3 Corrosion
14) Rage Against the Machine Lyrics 6 Everlast
15) C'est Le Mort 5 Corrosion
16) How 2 B ]<001 Anarkustz 9 Mogel
17) ChroniC Must Be Destroyed 6 Abigwar
18) Random Spam 5 Zorro
19) Darkness 4 Abigwar
20) HOE-DATE #1 8 Mogel
21) The Poetic Terrorist 5 Abigwar
22) My Penis Unbound 10 Mogel
23) Thinking 6 Abigwar
24) The )<-RaD ]<0MPiLATi0N! 42 Abigwar/Defiant/Mogel
25) Stars and Stripes Lyrics 5 Abigwar
26) The Red Ant File 6 Abigwar
27) Revenge of the Nerds 4 Mogel
28) Rifts Character Selection List 5 Mogel
29) Fucked up Things 5 Chal e. Mac
30) The Poetic Terrorist 2 8 Abigwar
31) The TRUE Clash of the Titans! 8 Psycho Santa
32) Proof on the Questions 7 Abigwar
33) King Missle Lyrics 5 /<0rrUpT
34) Pink Noise 3 Obscure Images
35) Bob the Prophet 4 Logik
36) The gNu Hog Order 10 Corrosion & Mogel
37) Peanut Heaven 5 Black Francis
38) /<-RaD Alert! 6 Mad Arab
39) Mogel *WILL* Marry Winona Ryder 6 Mogel
40) HOE-DATE #2 9 Mogel
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