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The Imperialistic______ ______ ______________ The Order of the,
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Order of the | | | | \ | Imperialistic
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Wombat \ / \ / ____ \ ______| RED
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| |________| | / \ | |____ Army Ants
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| ________ | ( {} ) | _____)
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/~~~~~~~~~~~ | | | | \____/ | |______ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~\
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FUC | |~~~~~~~ / \ / \ / | ~~~~~~~~~| | FUC
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KIN | | |______| |______| /_____________| | | KIN
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G P | | | | G H
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IGS | | Hogs of Entropy Text Files Present... | | OGS
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!!! | | | | !!!
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| | "God Damned Racist Army Ants!" | |
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| | or | |
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| | " The Army Ant Manifesto " | |
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| | or | |
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| | " Revenge of the reds! " | |
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| | or | |
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| | " RED ALERT! " | |
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| | or | |
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| | " Oh, That damn Red Ant File! " | |
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| | By: Abigwar [11/15/94] | |
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ALL COPS ARE BASTARDS!
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DHiSKLaMMeR: Do not read this in WRAPPED format. If you do, around answer
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number (7), you will get disorintated. If you see the secret
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khode ( -> ) any where, Do NOT do what it implies, Or you
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will be sorry. ESSPECIALY ANY ONES NAME WHO BEGINS WITH A
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"Ascii Expres..." SO THERE. Nananaa, You can't catch me!
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| Because of my /<-/~adness, The divine have told me, the almighty Abigwar, |
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| how the world will end. |
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Did you ever notice how ants always keep to them selves? Well, this is
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because they are preparing for the great race war of 2007! See, in 2007,
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a giant horse fly is to come out of the ocean, (It was trapped in a bubble
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you know), and shit on all the ants who are at AnTCoN '07. The ants are
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going to mutate, because the shit was toxic. (The depths of the ocean does
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strange things to ones shit, you know.)
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Well, the ants where waiting for this moment. You ever notice that red
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ants and black ants almost never fuck around and create purple ants? Well
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this is because all the red ants are racists. Red ants always had a sence
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of superiority. Except for the wablants. Wablants are Wanna be black ants.
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Now red and black ants have to go to war. Hence the name, The great race
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war of '07. After they kill off all the black ants, the red ants go to
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feast on the earth. Eat the humans, and smoke all the human's ganja.
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"So what are we going to do?", You ask franticly. Fear not, my students,
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for you read, HoE, VaS, and BGR. And if you don't, you had better start!
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For these three groups, are the funcakanelic esoteric /<radest groups. And
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they know the secret which some day, will save us all from the ants. Haha.
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Here are our choices to stop this apocoliptic vision of the future:
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(1) We could kill the giant horse fly which is arising from the
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bottom of the ocean, in a giant horsefly shaped bubble. BUT
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first we have to find it. Or, We could shoot it as it
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approchess AnTCoN '07. But if our bullets don't penetrate
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the thick horsefly like armor, we are fucked.
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(2) We could tamper with AnTMaiL, so that the ants can not send
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out their inventations to AnTCoN '07. But don't forget we
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would also have to hack out the AnT EMAiL systems as well.
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(3) We could higher a Ant Eater to come and eat the ants before
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the fly arives. But it would have to be a large group of ant
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eaters, because it is a large group of ants. Also, we would
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have to worry about the fly shitting on the Ant Eaters, and
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having them revolt like the mutants they would be.
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(4) We could call an exterminator. But that would be rude. Also
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see problem (3).
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(5) We could give up, and let what happens, happen. And worship
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the Imerialistic Socitey of the Golden Wombats instead. We
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could pray to WomBaWomBa. The Wombat god of all mighty
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Wombatness to save us from the ants.
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(6) We could get a giant garbage bag, and inflate it to 3 times
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its normal size, and shoot air gun darts at it. Just for the
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fuck of it.
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(-) This is not a real number. It is an imposter. -> -> -> -> -> -> -> -> -> -> -> Hey, You made it out this far, now you must know the truth. This number was placed here as a spy, to watch what we do. It was put here by either the CIA, NSA, KGB
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IOoTW (Imperialistic order of the Wombat), OoTiRa (Order of the Imperialistic red ant), or a kid named
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Ascii Express. **(High if your reading this)**
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(7) We could fight the ants AFTER they mutate. When they are at 500x
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their normal capabilities. (Not a wise idea)
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(8) We could start rioting in protest of the Neo-Moonism Wankers from
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cricketville. (This ones for you, Tpp)
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(9) We could hold riots in welcoming of the OoTiRa (For those of you
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not esoteric enough, that is the Order of the imperialistic
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red ants.)
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(10) We could build a giant roof over the AnTCoN '07, so the shit
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will never come in contact with the ants. Unless of course
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the uninvited carpenter ants decide to have a feast.
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(11) We could build the roof out of metal so the AnTs cannot eat
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it. However, we still have to worry about the AnTs anti-
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gravity capabilitys.
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(12) We could hop a train to Mars, untill after the ants are done
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destroying everything.
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(13) We could get the salimanders to not skrew in the light bulb,
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then sit back and listen to skrewdriver in the dark while
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drinking "Pig head on a stick" flavored milk shakes.
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(Voting questions are cool)
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(14) Stick the skinheads on them. They are bald anyway, and wont have
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to worry about getting ants stuck in their hair.
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(15) Nuke um all, and let allah sort them out. (or how ever the fuck
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that is it spelled)
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(16) We could geneticaly engineer Blue ants. (An obviously superior
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race) And use them to defeat the mutants.
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(17) Red ants are the best, So fuck the rest.
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(18) Scare the ants away from AnTCoN '07 with a size 12 Bovver Boot!
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(19) Shoot Abigwar, because he is obviously demented. :)
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(187) Aryan Alert! Aryan Alert! (hehehe, any one remember this?)
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Ahem!, Your attention please. Thank you.
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Dear Certain Overly Concerned HoE Fan,
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Than you for showing concern in advising Moggie to check the Stars
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and Stripes lyrics I typed up for "Racial Hatred". I do appreciate
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your undivided attention and interest in supporting the maintained
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existence of HoE. However, I would like to take this time to say
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a few words. I would like you to know this is not a personal attack
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on you. And I am also very sorry, that I could not do this in
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private mail, but Mogel, being the wise sysop he is, refused to allow
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me the extreamly groovy knowledge of your identity. So, now that that
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is all done and said, FUCK YOU! If you want to censor something go
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duct tape your mouth shut. Or better yet, your fingers together so you
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can not type. And like always, I feel the need to say: SO THERE.
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Even though I do not know who you are, you may be one of the
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people I have been associating with in the HPA scene recently. So
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if we are on rather good terms, I request that those few words
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do not break our ohh so good relationship. On the other hand, if
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you are offeneded by what I have said, FUCK YOU! I didn't like you
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anyway. SO THERE. Your mother eats aardvark shit. SO THERE.
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Good, Now that I have completed that... I would like to say,
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to every one, not just the person above, that if you feel the
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need to censor something from me, FUCK YOU!
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Thank you,
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Abigwar
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Skinheads are the best youth cult there has ever been. Lets keep the
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tradition alive. Keep the faith. Live the Spirit of 69. No FUSS, NO
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MESS, JUST PURE FUCKING IMPACT! Long live Skinhead Glory.
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-Abigwar
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(This epilog, is infact, a rerun. So sue me.)
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| Mogel-Land........2157323413 /I'm a PiG\ Paranoia Subnormal.2153395831 |
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| Hacker Crackdown..2159451907 |H )\*_*/( P| Stellar Nights.....6108969140 |
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| T.E.K.A.T.........9088132738 |o ( (o) ) i| The UmpAUmpALand...(Kno)-KLUE |
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| I Forget..........6105448001 |G <_O_> G| the NEXT generation |
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| /<RaD-/<-/< House.8103480421 |s BuUuRP! s| of stoopid... |
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| The Complex.......4107205305 \I'm a PiG/ |
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Copyright (c) 1994 HoE Publications and Abigwar. #26 --> 11/17/94
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All rights confiscated by the *PIGS* (hehehaha)
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