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</ x x \> The </ x x \>
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| @ | Hogs of Entropy | @ |
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/\__^__/\ present... /\__^__/\
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BUUUURP BUUUURP
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The End is Near
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~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
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<<-HoE->>
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By, Mogel (Senior Officer)
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Release Date: 09/02/94
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Ok, First let me get this clear: I am not an environmentalist.
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Everyone and anyone that is even mildly strict with that sort of thing
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would agree that I am just a hypocritical, wasteful, dick (and I guess
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that is me). Anyhowzydasie, I'm just sick and tired of some people
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<coughcoughpoliticianscoughcough> sitting on their ass, and talking the
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lines, but doing shit. I'll admit that I don't do enough, and I don't take
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my own advice enough, but these people claim themselves (well, at least
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when it's convenient) to be the "examples".
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These vary same assholes are into the "number"/statistical facts.
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A lot of them. These numbered facts are great for them, because they can
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make abstractions and twist things around and then nothing will get done.
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However, I'm going defy this and give them a <GASP> thesis...one that's
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based solely on a cold fucking hard FACT?...and here it is, plain and
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simple:
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We are destroying ourselves!!!
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That's right geezers & Tots, we're doing the big "self-over-fuck".
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Does that make you cringe? Well, if your not one of those apocalyptic
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bastards - it shouldn't. I mean it's real spiritual and all to predict
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the end of the world every few days, but it's tiresome. And there's those
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idiots that actually live by the premise that they can do whatever
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destructive and wasteful thing they want, since "the world is gonna end
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anyway." No you fuck, it's not. Well, maybe in millions (or is it
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billions?) of years when our sun burns up it's fuel and expands into a
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"Big Red" and grows as big as the orbit of Jupiter... THEN the end will
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come. I guess if you wanted to take things to extremes then the end IS
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coming, but I think that's a long enough time away to say that we are here
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for a long while. Ah, I'm sure some of you really uptight religious
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idiots...er, I mean people...have caught me here as an atheist. Well,
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actually I'm not -- and I am...ok, so it's hard to explain and I won't even
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attempt to do it here, but the idea that Jesus is coming along after we
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shit ourselves is shitty in itself. Shit, Shit, Shit, Shit. Ahhh, now
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that's out of my system...I'll continue.... The TRUE idea of the bible (a
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book which I will respect, but never follow) is to do the same thing that
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all religions TRY to do... make people happy (strangely enough, many people
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forget this!). But, let's get real now... What is in the church?
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Condemnation, intimidation, stupid and unnecessary tradition, and of
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coarse a lot and lot of guilt. Does this sound like a way to make people
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happy?
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I'm getting off the already off-the-topic point here (read some of
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Mr. Sandman's word's on the topic in his article: "The Freedom Philosophy"),
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but the bible (on an abstract level - If you believe the bible on a literal
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level your an total phucking moron<g>) says that there's a future where
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Heaven is on Earth. That idea is actually thinkable, and you don't have to
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be Christian to believe it...I think Lennon said it best...that's right:
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WORLD PEACE. Ok, with some of these thoughts off my chest, I'm going to
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tell you why the world is falling apart... and why we have to DO SOMETHING
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ABOUT THE ENVIRONMENT BESIDES SITTING ON OUR ASSES AND TALKING ABOUT IT
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LIKE WE'VE DONE FOR 34+ YEARS. Earth Day was real nice... but face it,
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nothings happening...not enough people really care...Writing this I'm
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realizing that we really need some fucking change in the government.
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AGHH! I said the Clinton word... I don't want "change"... I want a total
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fucking RESTRUCTURE!!
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When we have a real government represented by the people then I'll
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be happy...but the only government that will ever do this is NO government.
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Self-Government... That's right... wonderful Anarchy. Not the initial
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image that someone may have of chaos. TURE anarchy is a beautiful place.
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It's a world where everyone has common sense and has SELF-controlled
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morals.
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Ok, I'm off the topic again... My actual point of writing this was
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to talk about the environment... <REALLY!>... I'll get to it then, here's
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a run down of five of the "more" dangerous things of what is happening...
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HEY!!! Put that Playboy mag away... I'm talking about something
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IMPORTANT! It's important to protect the environment at all times for
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many reasons... I think one reason could be that the future of human
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existence is at stake? What do you think...? Picture, if you will (and
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if you don't... you WILL), the world in the far off year of 2030...
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(Shit, I'll be FIFTY-FUCKING-YEARS old -- No, wait I forgot, I'm going
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to kill myself at thirty...nevermind):
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1) The amount of CLEAN water will be scarce -- if nonexistent -- due
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to dumping. No, not THAT kind of dumping. I mean toxic dumping - you
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know, companies that couldn't give a flying phuk and just dump shit
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whenever...And the Oil-Spill rate will surely rise as it has been...That's
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right, you'll be drinking up some dirty shit on those fine days... Maybe
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toilet water will start to look good?
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2) Yes, the O-zone layer (that thing with the big hole over Maine),
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the thing that you never took seriously and told a million lamer jokes
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about will haunt you. By 2030, the Ozone layer will be so thin and the
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heavily debated Greenhouse effect (Aside - note the opposition to the
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existence of an unnatural greenhouse effect is made up primarily of
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Republican Conservatives that only act up when there is a money
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expenditure at stake) will be so intense that the Fucking POLAR CAPS will
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be able to melt and thus will FLOOD most of the land areas across the
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globe (Note: Anyone who is not a fisherman is fucked).
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3) We will have no form of dependable energy by that point.
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WAKE UP - Fusion does NOT exist and we are pissing away what limited
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resources we have more and more everyday. Does anyone fucking care??
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All we'll have left is the goddam Nuclear power plants... and if we used
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them to power everything (and you can imagine how much power will be
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needed in the year 2030, as it grows everyday) then there'd be so much
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Nuclear/toxic waste we'd shit ourselves trying to put it somewhere...
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and get this: It stays radioactive for something like a
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Ka-Zillion-Schmillion-Trillion years...hell, the end of the world will
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come before that stuff is safe.
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4) Do you like animals...? Well, if you do, then it's tough shit...
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because by the year 2030 the only animals left will be a few cows, a few
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hogs, a lot of cockroaches, and a FUCKING MOOSE. At the current rate of
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extinction via the poacher fucks there will literally be one species of
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animal becoming extinct every hour!!
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5) Oh, and that li'l' thingy called the Rain Forest. Ever hear of
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it? Well, fuckit, that thing won't annoy you anymore... that's right!
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Nobody will have to hear anymore nagging people asking for money to save
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those shrubs. Of coarse we'll all be dead. "Why would we be dead?" You
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may have asked (Aside - Even if you didn't ask...you guessed it...I'm
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gonna tell you...). Well, see us humans...we need this funny thing called
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air... and well, the Rain Forest counts as not one, not twenty, not
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thirty-nine, but FORTY PERCENT of our world air supply (or WaS as I like
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to call it<g>). "So who needs forty, right? We still got sixty...we'll
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be fine..." you may say... But NONONONOPERDOODLES! Remember that lil'
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O-Zone thingy I mentioned earlier...we'll if that silly li'l' contraption
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get's enough holes in it.. it kills off the big bulk of our WaS... The
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Algae in the ocean. Sucks, huh?
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Shit. We are fucked up, huh? IS the end of the world coming? Well,
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I guess you want me to give you a few words to encourage you to go fight
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the powers that be, huh? Well, uh I don't got none. Well, actually I do.
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Sorta. Do I sound confused? These are confused times, though<g>. I'll
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stop rambling and say this: GET INVOLVED! It's only going to happen if
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we let it. That's right. Don't preach world peace, Don't preach about
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any glorious future, and DON'T preach about true anarchy if you don't do
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shit about what's happening. Educating yourself is neato, but that doesn't
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do shit if you just sit there on your lazy ass. Here's a few people of
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the more INTERESTING people/agencies that you can contact:
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1) To obtain a report on the largest releases of toxic chemicals in
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the country, "The Top 500", call the National Wildlife Federation at
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(202)7976800 or mail them:
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The National Wildlife Federation
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Backyard Wildlife Habitat Program
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1400 16th St. NW
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Washington, DC 20036-2266
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2) You want to save paper and reduce that annoying stress to boot?
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You can write this group to keep your name off all major mailing lists in
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the country... Thus, they won't send you junk/shit mail.
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Mail Preference Service
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Direct Marketing Association
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6 E. 43rd St.
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New York, NY 10017
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3) Nag people. Send a letter to the United Nations Environmental
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Programme (Don't ask me why there's no "er" at the end of that...I guess
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they just wanted to be weird) urging the UN to intensify discussion/action
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on preserving the Rain Forest, among other issues.
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Mosfa Kamal Tolba (Sounds contagious)
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Executive Director
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UN Environmental Programme
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P.O. Box 30552
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Nairobi, Kenya
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4) Not only Hippies recycle! Call the Environmental Defence fund
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(you won't have to phreak it, the call is toll free) at 1-800-225-5333.
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Ask the operator how much they weigh, their favorite color, what is on
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their mind RIGHT NOW, and then (most importantly...I think) ask them to
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send you a phree <evilgrin> recycling info pak (I left the "c" out for you
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dumb K-Rads, who I would be surprised actually read this far into my
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article).
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5) Big Daddy-o Greenpeace:
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Greenpeace USA, Inc.
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1436 U St. NW
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Washington, DC 20009
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(202) 462-1177
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6) Nag the shit out of the US Department of Energy.... Tell them
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to shape up or you'll use some text files on them<or what's IN the text
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files for a better reaction>. You can also get the free cheesey lil' they
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offerbook called: "Tips for Energy Savers"..blah! That title makes me
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want to murder a boy scout in cold blood.
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US Department of Energy
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Office of Public Affairs <-------Shit, they have
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Washington, DC 20585 a whole office
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(202) 586-5575 for THAT.
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