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</ x x \> The </ x x \>
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| @ | Hogs of Entropy | @ |
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/\__^__/\ present... /\__^__/\
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BUUUURP BUUUURP
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The Ping Pong Bomb
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<<-HoE->>
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By, Everlast
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Release Date: 09/02/94
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How to make a bomb,
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out of a ping pong.
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Bounce it real nice,
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bounce it once or twice.
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Make it go real high,
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make the motherfuckers cry.
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Necessities:
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1 ping pong ball(duuhh)
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Gasoline or any other flammable liquid
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1 fuse
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Yes, it is quite easy to make a bomb with ordinary household items.
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This is an explanation of how I do that. I chose the ping pong ball
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because they are oh-so-cute. This bomb will not destroy anything like you
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may want it to, but hey what do you expect from a goddam ping pong ball?!?
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It will, however, create a nice, little explosion. This could scare
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people shitless and knock over things and maybe even a tiny fire if you do
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it right.
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The first thing you need to do is puncture a hole in the ping pong
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ball (you can do this using an ice pick or a drill or some other protruding
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object). Then go ahead and carefully <g> pour the gasoline (or flammable
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liquid...and oh there's many...read lables...the more bold face the type
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is and the more exclamation points near the word "flammable" the more fun
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this will be) into the ping pong ball, again try not to spill it... it may
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become a bummer when you try smoking a cigar. Add a little extra if you
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don't care a shit about the site your setting this off at. It may make a
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tiny little fire.
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Then insert the fuse into the hole (you know, the one you just made
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and poured the stuff into) in the ping pong ball. Make sure the fuse fits
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in very tight (Everlast Tip #24: If it doesn't fit well, then stick a
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toothpick in with the fuse to tighten it up well).
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Now your just about set. Okay, so you are set. Make sure when you
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set it on the ground that the fuse is pointing UPWARDS (got that? No?
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I'll say it again: UPWARDS! Like, it's the opposite of Downwards. Got it
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now? Good. U-P-W-A-R-D-S) because if it isn't UPWARDS and you go to
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light the ping pong bong...er, bomb it you might start a little fire and
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we wouldn't want that to happen! Okay...now light it and run like a
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bitch(or a bastard, whichever the case may be)!!
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Thanks for being my friend, and remember what I always say:
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"If you don't give a shit about anything, play ping pong with it."
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(c)opypow Stuff Inc.
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