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</ # # \> The </ # # \>
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| @ | Hogs of Entropy | @ |
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/\__^__/\ present... /\__^__/\
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BUUUURP BUUUURP
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Meaningful Shit
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~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
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<<-HoE->>
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By, Mogel
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Release Date: 08/13/94
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These books are not any "self-help" shit. You really shouldn't
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and really DON'T need a book for that. These books are not any obscure
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little books that are impossible to find and even harded to afford -- They
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are simply four classic books from history. Sadly, some of these books
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are force-read in our fucked school system. PLEASE don't let that turn
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you off from these books. The pathetic ramblings of a teacher making an
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ATTEMPT at understanding these books ruin them in some way, but there
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REALLY is an incredible air to them. You can find these books all over
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the place, and definatly in paper back. If your one of those idiots that
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watch TV all day, STOP IT, that shit rots your brain...all the biased
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bullshit that we often don't even pick up is a waste of time!
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Each of them changed my life or the way I see things in some way... They
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all show shit from a society that is nightmarishly close to our own...
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Anyone who really believes in the freedom of thought should understand
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and read these books... otherwise, your hypocritically ignorant<g>. I
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have pulled small excerpts from each here. Pick them up you cheap
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bastard (With whatever *paymeny* method you use, of coarse<g>):
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BRAVE NEW WORLD:
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The Policemen pushed him out of the way and got on with their work.
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Three men with spraying machines buckled to their shoulders pumped thick
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clouds of SOMA vapour into the air. Two more were busy carring the
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portable Synthetic Music Box. Carring water pistols charged with a
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powerful anaesthetic, four others had pushed their way into the crowd and
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were methodically laying out, squirt by squirt, the more ferocious
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fighters.
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"Quick, quick!" yelled Bernard. "They'll be killed if you don't hurry.
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They'll be...Oh!" Annoyed by his chatter, one of the four policemen had
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given him a shot of his water pistol. Bernard stood for a second or two
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wambling unsteadily on legs that seemed to have lost their bones, their
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tendons, their muscles, to have become mere sticks of jelly, and at last
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not even jelly -- water: He tumbled in a hear on the floor.
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Suddenly, from out of the Synthetic Music Box a Voice began to speak.
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The Voice of Reason, the Voice of Good Feeling. The sound-track roll was
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unwinding itself in Synthetic Anti-Riot Speech number Two(Medium Strength).
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Straight from the depths of a non-existant heart, "My friends, my friends!"
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said the the Voice so pathetically, with a note of such infinitely tender
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reproach that, behind their gas masks, even the policeman's eyes were
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momentarily dimmed with tears, "what is the meaning of this? Why aren't
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you all happy and good together? Happy and good," the Voice repeated.
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"At peace, at peace." It trembled, sank into a whisper and momentarily
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expired. "Oh, I want you to be happy," it began, with a yearning
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earnestness. "I do so want you to be good! Please, please be good and..."
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Two minutes minutes later the Voice and the SOMA vapour produced their
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effect. In tears, the Deltas were kissing and huggin one another.
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[Ed Note: There was more SOMA given out and people were
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taken back to their "normal" lives]
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When the last of the Deltas had gone the policeman swithced off the
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current. The angelic Voice fell silent.
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"Will you come quietly?" asked the Sergeant, "or must we anaesthetize?"
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He pointed his water pistol menacingly.
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--Aldous Huxley
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THE TRIAL
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"Please don't ask me for names, take my warning to heart instead, and
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don't be so unyielding in the future, you can't fight against the Court,
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you must confess your guilt. Make your confession at the first chance
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you get. Until then there's no possiblity of getting out of their
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clutches, none at all," Leni said with a look that only lawyers can give.
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[Joseph K. thinks to himself]
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"Am I to leave this world as a man who has no common sense? Are people
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to say of me when I am gone that at the beginning of my case I wanted to
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finish it, and at the end of it I wanted to begin it again? I don't want
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that to be said. I am greatful for the fact that these half-dumb,
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senseless creatures have set to accompany me on this journey, and that I
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have been left to say to myself all that is needed."
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--Franz Kafka
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CRIME AND PUNISHMENT
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"Allow me to observe," he answered dryly, "that I don't consider
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myself a Mohomet or a Napoleon, nor any personage of that kind, and not
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being one of them I cannot tell you how I should act."
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"Oh, come now, don't we all think ourselves as Napoleons?" Porify said
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with alarming familiarity.
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[Later...]
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A STRANGE period began for Raskolnikov: it was as though a fog had
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fallen upon him and wrapped him in a dreary solitude from which there was
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no escape. Recalling that period long after, he believed that his mind
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had been clouded at times, and that it continued so, with intervals, till
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the final catastrophe. He was convinced that he had been mistaken about
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many things at that time. When he tried to later piece his recollections
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together, he learnt a great deal about himself..from what other peole had
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told him.
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--Fyodor Dostoevsky
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1984
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[Editor's note: I lost my copy of 1984 twice...
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I think I like this one the most of all the books here.
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The most memorible quote was:]
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Big Brother is watching you.
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WALLY THE WILDCAT
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[Editor's note: I'm a bastard, so I put in my own little
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short story in this package.]
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Wally the wildcat was not one of the smarter animals you could
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meet in the animal kingdom...but he did have a good, simple heart. You
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could call him the "Gumpp" of the Jungle. He often was caught saying:
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"Life es likea bOhx uh FUhIeld Mice...ya never know what disease you gonna
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geeeet." Wally often walked around the forest looking for vegetables...
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and never once did he fear attack from any other animal... not solely
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because of sheer ignorance, but also because Wally was pretty darn tough.
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One day, however, Wally came across a clever and wiley hog strolling
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on his way...Even though many animals might have found this hog a treat,
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Wally didn't...he liked his vegetables just fine.
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"Excuse me, do you know where I can get some vegetable?" asked
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Wally, "I'm a very hungry wildcat."
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"Suuuuure I do!" the pig whined with a grin, "I got eXpert vision..."
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the hog snickered..."There's some in those caves over there..."
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Not realizing that the hog was full of MajorBull, he thanked him, and
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skipped in a way that only wildcats can skip, to the caves indicated. The
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caves were as dark as night, but Wally was hungry so he went in scared
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anyway. After some walking, Wally was horrifed to find a flock of demon
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renegade sheep! This was out of some sort of nightmare! One sheep jetted
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by Wally, tagging him meanly for a scare. Then several sheep took deep
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breaths and began to spit fire at Wally!
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The fire was a scare at first, but Wally felt the fire and realized
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that it was all show. The fire was actually weak, ineffective, and
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stupid. In anger, the sheep all prepared to stamp Wally to death. Wally
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would have been a goner for sure, except by great luck a group of Fast
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Bloodhound Ignorants were roaming by and ripped the Sheep to shreads.
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Fortunalty for Wally, he hid behind a thin wall of rocks from the hounds.
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Later, after Wally had done some more hunting, it became late and
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Wally began to search for a simple way out. He couldn't!! He was lost!
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There were NO exits! He was going to have to stay in these caves forever!
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Wally looked up and saw a sign on the ceiling...it read: "You are in the
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caves of Oblivion."
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