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</ x x \> The </ x x \>
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| @ | Hogs of Entropy | @ |
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/\__^__/\ present... /\__^__/\
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BUUUURP BUUUURP
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The Microwave Bomb
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<<-HoE->>
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By, Shotgun Willie
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Release Date: 08/30/94
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The concept behind this bomb is quite simple, and it is also quite easy
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to make. So if you fuck up, your an idiot.
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First, just take a tennis ball, and cut a small hole in it. The
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hole only needs to be big enough for a funnel to poke into. Next, Get a
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funnel, and fill the tennis ball half full of gasoline. You should know
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how to get gasoline. Then, find some pieces of metal. Chunks of steel or
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chunks of a soup can work nicely. You'll need to cut the soup can into
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lots of little bits. Pour a small handful of metal chunks into the tennis
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ball. Then, seal the hole in the tennis ball with epoxy (my
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recommendation), or some kind of glue that is VERY strong.
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Now to use the bomb(Did ya' think I would leave you in the dark from
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this part?). Find the idiot's house, sneak in, and find the microwave.
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Take a lighter, and hold it under the ball (Note: it is important that you
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successfully sealed the ball with glue, or the gasoline will give you a
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little surprise at this point), until the ball is no longer squishy (i.e.
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until it feels like new, meaning there are a lot of compressed gasoline
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vapors inside the ball.
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Now quickly run to the microwave, and put the ball inside. Set the
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microwave on high, and set the timer for 5 minutes. This is one TV dinner
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that they won't forget. Hit start, and run like fucking hell! (Hint: Know
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which direction you are going to run AHEAD of time) About ten seconds after
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you hit the start button, the ball explodes, and the microwave door goes
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flying away. There's a whole shit load of noise, and gasoline is spread
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all around the room(Super-Mega-Evil-Grin), which can lead to more fun.
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A guy out in California burned his ex-wife's house down a few years
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ago with this. Have fun.
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And remember kids...don't try this at home!!!
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Do it at a friend's house.
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Sincerely your friend in mayhem,
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Shotgun Willie
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