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Hard Core Hackers presents...
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Û ÛÛÛÛÛ ÛÛÛÛÛ ÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛ ÛÛÛÛÛ ÛÛÛÛÛ Filename : EQ-BAP.HCH Û
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Û ÛÛÛÛÛ ÛÛÛÛÛ ÛÛÛÛÛ ÛÛÛÛÛ ÛÛÛÛÛ ÛÛÛÛÛ Description : The Budgeted Anarchist Û
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Û ÛÛÛÛÛ ÛÛÛÛÛ ÛÛÛÛÛ ÛÛÛÛÛ ÛÛÛÛÛ ÛÛÛÛÛ Author: EQUiNOX Û
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Û ÛÛÛÛÛ ÛÛÛÛÛ ÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛ ÛÛÛÛÛ ÛÛÛÛÛ Time/Date : 3/94 Û
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The Budgeted Anarchist - EQUiNOX
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Good evening to all you Pyro's, and Anarchists out there. There
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has been many a time when I have been stuck outside with nothing
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to do, and only 10 bucks to my name. But believe me, after
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thinking for about 5 minutes, I found more than enough to do with
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my money. Here are a few things I found you can do...
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The Budget Pyro tip #1...
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Buy a bottle of motor oil, and splash it under the hood of a
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car. Make sure the car is off, and in the shade, and you won't
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get hurt. Then take a spark plug and cut it a bit so you get to
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the part that actually creates a spark, and place it nicely on a
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big oil puddle.
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The Budget Anarchist tip #2...
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Buy a bottle of bleach. empty 1 cup of it into a ziploc
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bag. Now go around the ground and pick up a nice sized clump of
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dog shit, and put it in the bag. SEAL IT QUICK! Now shake the
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bag and chuck it at your local house and run. You do not
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understand how toxic, this is. It also smells like good mother
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almighty.
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The Budget Pyro tip #3...
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Many apartment complexes have garbage disposal bins. And if
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were stupid enough not to even listen to it, you may not have
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noticed this, but theres a fire at the end of that thar' tunnel!
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And its usually just a straight chute down, where the average law
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respecting citizen would nicely drop his non-flammable trash down
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the chute. Well as for the anti-social law hating monger that
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you are (and me too) you can just grab some aerosol cans
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(hairspray, cooking oil) or anything that says "Contents in
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[Bottle/Can] are under pressure, do not puncture or place near
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flame." Chuck them down there, and run like hell! Get out of
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the fucking building! You man cause a gas line to go, and that
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is something you really don't want to wait around for, comprende?
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Ok... good luck.
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The Budget Anarchist tip #4...
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Nothin' spells lovin' like a potato in the oven! Yup, and
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eggs too, just take a whole bunch of eggs and potatoes (and if
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your really screwed, drench them in motor oil) and shove'm in a
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microwave oven. They both will explode, and the motor oil will
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ignite. This is a great way to give your home-economics teacher
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a gift of affection.
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Any more suggestions for the HCH? Make an article and upload it
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to the HCH WHQ at (609)443-5789, or any other HCH member/dist.
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site.
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