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hAk/d #20
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9:49 P.M
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7-27-94
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Miscilanious Anarchy and fun things to do!
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Things to do to fuck up pools.
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1. Throw a baby ruth bar in the pool! It will look like a huge piece of shit
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2. Throw a few bags of rock salt in the pool! Salt water sux
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3. Throw garbage, bags of leaves, shreeded newspaper, etc. this is a bitch
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to clean out!
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4. Put alot of food coloring! a little bit of red goes a long way
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5. Pour gas on top of pool and light, the more the better then nock on door
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and hall ass!
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6. Put shreeded stryophome in pool
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7. Put paint in the pool
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8. Pour any toxic chemicals you can find into pool, make 'em sick
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9. Fuck with the water pumps
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10. Steal there polaris (water vaccum thing)
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11. Cut hoses and pool toys
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12. Destroy evrything in site
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13. Shit in pool, or save shit and throw alot in pool, they WILL drain the
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water!
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14. Drain the water
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15. Throw chairs, tables, and anything else you can into pool
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16. Put grass in pool, after you mow the lawn
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17. Pour oil into pool
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18. Dump cigarette butts into pool
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19. Put old car tires in pool
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20. Throw any old metalic items into pool, boxes of nails, etc.
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21. Put broken glass in pool
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22. Put empty beer cans in pool (no need to waste good beer)
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Things to do to cars
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1. pour 10 pounds of sugar in glass tank, a classic
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2. put as many tampons in gas tank as you can
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3. put a couple of boxes of salt in gas tank
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4. steal the gas (plenty of uses for this)
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5. open the hood and put an m-60 on distrubitor cap, light and run
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6. cut every wire in sight
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7. cut any hoses in sight
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8. remove airfilter
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9. swap oil and gas with each other, major damage
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10. remove oil and/or trasmission fluid and/or gas and replace with water
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11. if nothing else steel gas cap, oil cap, windshield wiper cap, trasmision
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fluid cap, these are a pain to replace
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12. steal battery
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13. slash tires
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14. crack windshield
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15. shoot all windows out with bb gun
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16. scratch up car
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17. break windshield wipers
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18. steal hubcaps
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19. steal antena and air caps
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20. break gas tank door off
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21. slice tires and fill with concrete (really funny)
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22. put shotgun shells in muffler (if you wanna kill 'em)
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23. put any fire crackers in muffler the more the better, even smoke bombs
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24. coat muffler with castor oil, it will smoke
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25. shoot holes in muffler with bb gun
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26. steal muffler
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27. break out headlights, blinkers, break lights, etc...
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28. remove hood
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29. steal tail-gate (these sell for like $500)
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30. use glass cutter and cut the bottom of window, when they roll it down
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it shatters
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31. crack windshield
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32. put shit in gas tank, one of my favorites
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33. put gas on hood of car or paint remover
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34. egg car
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35. throw shit that will smell throught the window
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36. if the car is unlocked you can really fuck it up!
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37. dent car with hammer, etc...
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What to do to somebody's house
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1. shoot windows with bb gun
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2. right nice things with gas or grass killer, ie $10 a fuck, free blow job
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if you mention this add
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3. paint the grass and/or cement
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4. fuck up cars and/or pool
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5. rap house with toilet paper, classic
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6. egg house
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7. put rotten eggs in flower bed with 5 needle pricks, these stink
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8. put a paper bag of shit and gasoline on front door, light ring doorbell
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and haul ass, they will try to put the fire out, totaly hilarious
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9. destroy mailbox, or steal it
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10. cut any bushes/plants/flowers you can
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11. spray paint walls
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12. shoot out garage windows, or break garage door
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13. arrange house numbers to the same with three other houses, then order
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2 large peperoni pizza's to the address
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14. pit shit in mailbox
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15. put a hungry snake/posionis snake in mailbox after mail man comes by
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16. pour gas on lawn and light
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17. rip 20 garbage bags on lawn on garbage night
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18. urinate in open windows, and/or throw shit in window
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19. nail boards in front of door
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20. change address
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21. climb on roof and remove all shingles, costs $1000's
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22. grab that 100 pack of black cats you have been saving, open hole in fire
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place hole thing, light and drop, i would suggest getting the fuck out
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of there
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Notes
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well these are just a few of what i have just thought of in 30 mins... there
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is more, much more... i might add it to a future production... above all make
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sure you DO NOT get caught, most of these are felonies, have fun, if i have
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enough requsets i will make a further addition
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Greets to:
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circle jerk : get that soccer game yet?
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lithium : you man wass up?
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psalm 69 : see ya at the 2600 meeting (and any body else)
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writen by : duck
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