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h0'z ASCII/Anarchy komputerz and drugz
7/5/94 hAk/d
2:22 am phile #15
"Toilet Paper Pipe"
Ok, you ever had alot of weed with a few budz and noticed no one
had papers nor a pipe. well, this is a method i used many o times in my
w33d smokin days. Only four materials are needed:
1) toilet paper roll (the cylindrical thing left over after
your many shits)
2) tin foil
3) tape (i recomend masking tape but any tape will do)
Ok, what you need to do is take like scissors are a pencil or sumin
so you can punture a hold about the size of your thumbnail into the side
of the toilet roll. Next get a peice of tin foil about this big:
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now place the tin foilover the hole and wiggle your thumb around in
the center of the foil (where the hole in the roll should be underneath)
to make a concave indention. this acts as the bowl. ok. next just simply
tape the foil into the cardboard role on everyside and corner so no air
can escape thru the side of the role. Now, take a thumbtak and poke
10-15 litle holes in the tin foil. this will act as your screen.
Now that, all thats done, load a bown and use the backside of the toilet
role as your card, just put the palm of your hand over the back hole
release when neccassary. Well, have phun wit diz. until next time
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2:41 am
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