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Another HAA Phile
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Written by MR. GiMP
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"Really cool ways to raise hell"
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DISCLAIMER: NOTHING THAT HAPPENS AS A RESULT OF THIS PHILE IS MY PROBLEM. ITS
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YOUR ASS IF YOU FUCK UP.
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1. You can take some shit(literally or not) and put it in a box. Label the box
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formally "Congratualations! You've won the <whatever> sweepstakes. You were
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chosen of all the people in <whatever town> as the winner!!!
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Then drop the box off at someone's house that you really hate. When they open the
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box, whatever you put in the box will be reveled. If it smells really bad,
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they'll die or choke of something like that. You can also put a fake prize
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that will blow up of something like that in the box, this 'll relly get 'em.
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2. Take some dead fish into school one day. Make sure the fish is in some
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sort of air tight bag so that it will not smell and make you look and smell
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dumb. During one of the early morning periods, flush the fish down the toilet.
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The smell will be in the pipes for a long time. They may even close school
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because of it. This works great if you wanna miss school.
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3. Go into the backyard of your victims house. Find the phonlines that connect
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to the house. Snip the wires. get some more wire and connect the lines that
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you snipped th their neighbors house and Vice versa. If you do this correctly
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they will get eachother's calls and will have to pay to get it fixed.
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4. This is a simple and full-proof way to raise hell. Take a match, light the
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phone lines on fire. It will look like the phone lines caught fire, and
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accidentaly caught the house on fire too. Oh well... The company might get
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sued for the damages. Either that or the people will have to pay for the
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damages themselves.
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NOTE: Make sure you dont leave the match there. If you do, you shouldn't
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even have this phile because you dont have enough comon sense too.
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5. You can just blow a lot of stuff up or do something like that. You can set
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fire to a car, or blow up a house. YOu can do these things with matches,
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lighters, or explosives!!
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That should hold you anarchists off for a while.
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Text Written by- MR. GiMP-HAA President
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