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Oh my GawD! ***** LET ME RAM THIS UP YOUR ASS! ***** More from GwaD!
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The GREENY world Domination Task Force, Incorporated
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Brings YOU 15 Brand New Text Files and 5 NEW NEW NEW MP3s
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for Spring 2002!
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(Issues 116-120 of _GwD: The American Dream with a Twist -- of Lime_,
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Volumes 1-3 of j3ph's _EAST TEXAS IDIOT LIST_,
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Volume 1/Issues 1-2 of _Retail Retards_,
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AND Issues 6-10 of _Greeny's wildly amazing universal Digital opiate_)
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-=< NewGwDsnEWgWdSNewGwDsnEWgWdSNewGwDsnEWgWdSNewGwDsnEWgWdSNewGwDsnEWgWdS >=-
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-=< This Here Is GwD News, Issue #18 - 04/12/02 >=-
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***** ***** ***** ***** *****
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R E L E A S E N O T E S
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***** ***** ***** ***** *****
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WORD TO YOUR MOMS.
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Sexy Text for YOU!
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New issues of _GwD: The American Dream with a Twist -- of Lime_
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http://www.GREENY.org/pubz/twist/twist.html#new
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gwd116.txt - "EPISODE II: The GwD STAR WARS Special STRIKES BACK"
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Just like the title says...more STAR WARS stuff. Exactly 50
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issues after the original GwD STAR WARS Special, we return to our
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rightful place as the unOFFICIAL STAR WARS E-ZINE with a whole
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new bunch of STAR WARS-related forwards and stuff we stole from
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elsewhere. It's time to feed off the hype of the impending
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release of EPISODE II this May.
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gwd117.txt - "The History of the Future" by The BMC
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Do you like history? Do you like the future? Well wait no
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longer, the two have joined forces at last! At last, read about
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the future from a past perspective.
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gwd118.txt - "Defending Redd" by Havoc
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Havoc defends Redd. Not really. Fuck you.
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gwd119.txt - "Whoopty Woop" by Bob the Master of the World and Lobo Licious
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What do kidnapping, white-slavery, professional gambling, and
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Linkin Park have in common? Read this article of articles to
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find out the answers to these and other pressing questions.
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Don't forget about Pillows.
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gwd120.txt - "SKLUH, GLUH, GLAAAHHHH!" by Otis
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Helpful hints for the neophyte amateur porn star. "What sounds
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do I make when I...?" Otis has the answers, boys and girls, and
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he's more than willing to share.
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SCUMDOG ENTERTAINMENT presents
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The entire run of j3ph's _EAST TEXAS IDIOT LIST_
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http://scumdog.GREENY.org/text/etil/
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http://www.GREENY.org/pubz/etil/
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etil0001.txt - Subjects #1, 2, 3a, & 3b
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etil0002.txt - Subjects #4, 5, & 6
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etil0003.txt - Subjects #7a, 7b, 8, & 9
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SCUMDOG ENTERTAINMENT is at it again!
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The first release of _Retail Retards_ (aka _'TARDZ_)
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http://scumdog.GREENY.org/text/tardz/
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http://www.GREENY.org/pubz/tardz/
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rr0101.txt - Vol.1, Issue 1 - "OKAY, IT'S NOT IDIOT LIST" by j3ph
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The foundation is laid. _Retail Retards_ will teach you (yes,
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*YOU*) how to behave properly in a retail environment. The first
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installment gives you a few hints as to what not to do. A must
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read for the serious (and not-so-serious) shopper.
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rr0102.txt - Vol.1, Issue 2 - "Don't Be a Dumbass, Part I" by Miggedy
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Just like the title says. Numerous installments in the "Don't Be
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a Dumbass" series are planned...Keep your eyes open.
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AND... Zounds, Zounds, Really Cool Sounds!
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New issues of _GwauDio_! Wow your friends!
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http://www.GREENY.org/pubz/gwaudio/gwaudio.html
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gwd006.mp3 - "The Vision" by Bob Larson (Ratt Fink remix)
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Yes, THE Bob Larson. Taking on the Clinton Crowd AND the Devil's
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crowd, in Lubbock, no less. Word word word. The shitty quality
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is due to the fact that this was recorded from the radio and
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mixed on cassette tape, then transferred to mp3 via a Walkman(tm)
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and an unnecessarily long cord.
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gwd007.mp3 - "AM" by Record Breakers
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Record Breakers, a hot new hip-hop combo (complete with horns)
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lends us this song, from their _Raji_ EP, available from I Like
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Apple Juice Records (http://www.ilikeapplejuice.com/). Bob tMotW
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plays drums. This is like nothing you've ever heard.
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gwd008.mp3 - "Muhahahaha" by Napalm
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What the fuck is so funny?
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gwd009.mp3 - "Osiris" by Record Breakers
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You gots to support your own, aww-haw.
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gwd010.mp3 - "Chicken Aweigh" by Priest
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This is a chicken. He's going aweigh. Away, even. Yeah.
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-*- "Butt ballin' - Lick it, suck it, then screw the shit out of it." -*-
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-+- GREEN is GOOD. -+-
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***** ***** ***** ***** *****
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What's going on in Grenedom?
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***** ***** ***** ***** *****
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-> HEADLINES <-
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We're releasing new audio files for your listening displeasure. Yay. There's
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some text, too. Yeah. Why are we still doing this? Fuck you.
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Since all you fuckers care about is the photos on the site, oodles of them
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were added in late March. Look at them, or don't. Drop us a line and let us
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know just what in the fuck is so great about our lame-ass photos that you
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Australian and New Zealander fuckers have to look at them all the time. The
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Southern Hemisphere pisses me off.
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GwD PUBLICATIONS SIGNS LUCRATIVE DISTRIBUTION DEAL WITH SCUMDOG ENTERTAINMENT
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GwD Publications is co-hosting/distributing a new journal, _Retail Retards_
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(aka _'TARDZ_). This is published by SCUMDOG ENTERTAINMENT and is distributed
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exclusively through GwD Publications at http://www.GREENY.org/pubz/tardz/ (or
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http://scumdog.GREENY.org/text/tardz/). Read it, live it, love it.
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GwD Pubz is proud to announce that is is (and has been for some time) the sole
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online repository for j3ph's short-lived _EAST TEXAS IDIOT LIST_, another fine
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SCUMDOG ENTERTAINMENT production. Look for it at
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http://www.GREENY.org/pubz/etil/ (or http://scumdog.GREENY.org/text/etil/).
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Word.
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The retards now have their tubes.
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-*- "Snoodling foreskin munching and more!" -*-
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-> OTHER NEWS <-
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"GwD -- The College Years" will continue for another year or so. Check local
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listings for time and station. This season, Bob tMotW and Lobo Licious will
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enter a new place called "grad school." Apparently, according to Bill Hooper
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(who's been in grad school for a while now), they can expect it to "suck a big
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fat nut." That's right, COLLEGE IS STILL OVERRATED.
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-*- "Boys will be girls. MMM-HMMM. I loves me some she-males!" -*-
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-> SUBMISSION INFORMATION <-
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If you have ANYTHING to submit to GwD (artwork, text, outlandish claims,
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etc.), DO NOT HESITATE to send it our way. "submit@GREENY.org" is there for
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you, baby. Work must be 100% original and it must be understood that once
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submitted, articles/artwork/photographs become the property of GwD, Inc.
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(unless they have been previously published elsewhere) and we can use them
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however we see fit, even if it's merely to make fun of them (and you).
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-*- "We just want your cum in our faces!" -*-
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-> LETTERS TO THE EDITOR <-
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Got a comment/question/complaint/rant? Send 'em our way. editor@GREENY.org
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is always waiting for your e-mails.
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[All spelling/grammar errors are those of the author(s) and are not errors on
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the part of GwD, cuz, well, we're perfect. Yeah.]
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-----
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[Check this shit out...]
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From: <maverick@ozemail.com.au>
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To: GwD@GREENY.org
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Subject: kitten gets popped by huge cock hahaha
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Date: Wed, 23 Jan 2002 16:17:16
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Reply-To: sim@ozemail.com.au
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[ADDRESS BLOCKED]ex.com/index.html?revid=amphetamine
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where beastiality becomes reality........ see it now!
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[ADDRESS BLOCKED]ex.com/index.html?revid=amphetamine
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do these sick fuckers love thier pet or what?
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whats more ,the fury domesticated fuckwits love just as much
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these pets are really fucked in the head
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[ADDRESS BLOCKED]ex.com/index.html?revid=amphetamine
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check out some pussy............ i mean pussy cat this little kitten almost
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pops when a huge cock is forced in its fury feline fuckhole...ha ha ha
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[ADDRESS BLOCKED]ex.com/index.html?revid=amphetamine
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---
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[And our reply...
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From: GwD@GREENY.org
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Subject: Re: kitten gets popped by huge cock hahaha
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Date: Wed, 23 Jan 2002 23:10:15
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To: sim@ozemail.com.au
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hey fuckface,
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if you ever send me anything else, i will kill you.]
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-----
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Date: Tue, 18 Dec 2001 17:22:09 -0500 (EST)
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To: editor@greeny.org
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From: Scott Bilker <debtsmart_online@yahoo.com>
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Subject: Articles...
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Hi,
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This email is my personal invitation for you to use articles from
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my web site, DebtSmart, in your ezine (or online).
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To learn more about using DebtSmart content, and to see the more
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than 40 available articles, please go to:
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http://www.debtsmart.com/cgi-pl/go/ez_01.cgi?0&6791
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Help your readers save money with some of these articles:
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1) 5 Ways to Avoid Holiday Debt
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2) 7 Steps for Eliminating Your Debt
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3) Every Penny Counts
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4) Identity Theft--A Personal Story
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5) Car Debt or Credit Debt First?
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And many more...
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DebtSmart is an online (and in-print) magazine that attracts
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thousands of people each month to learn how to save money, earn
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more money, and choose better financial options.
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Your readers will enjoy learning about an industry that, on one
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hand, is glad to lend you money for a vacation you can't really
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afford, and on the other hand, complains that borrowers are
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taking advantage of the system.
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Please give me a call if you have any questions. My phone number
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is (609) 660-0682.
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Regards,
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Scott
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PS: Start reviewing articles for your web site now:
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http://www.debtsmart.com/cgi-pl/go/ez_01.cgi?0&6791
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---
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[If you give me cash, I might advertise for you, chach-a-rific slut.]
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-----
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From: Dentist@Opt-In-Products.com
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Date: Wed, 11 Jul 2001 22:49:33
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X-Mailer: Prospect Mailer 2000
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To:editor@greeny.org
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Subject: Adv:Are you happy with your smile?
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This message is never sent unsolicited. You have recently visited our web
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site, referral or affiliate sites which indicated that you were interested in
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services local to Huntington Beach. If this has reached you in error, we
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Research has proven that people who smile a lot are happier
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they are often healthier, lead more productive lives, have a
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lot of friends, and generally, are just better off.
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So you have to ask yourself the question
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are you smiling enough?
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If you<6F>re not smiling because you don<6F>t like the way your teeth
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look then click here http://www.Opt-in-products.com/smile
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---
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[GwD doesn't believe in dental hygiene. Suck my nutz...]
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-----
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~~~~~
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"We ain't exactly fancy party-line models, but they ain't gonna fuck you!"
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CONTACT:
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The GREENY world Domination Task Force, Inc.
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http://www.GREENY.org/
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Pubz - http://www.GREENY.org/pubz/ - Pubz
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GwD@GREENY.org
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P.O. Box 16038 - Lubbock, Texas - 79490
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- for moral, ethical, spiritual, and financial guidance -
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* Lusty busty teens - always live and ready! *
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*** The GwD Task Force, Inc. - All the Best in Absolute Crap Since 1993! ***
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GwD News #18 - rel. 04-12-02 - by Lobo Licious & Bob the Master of the World
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***** copyright (c) MMII GwD Publications/GwD, Inc. *****
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-*- GwD - "God, we're Dorks." - GwD -*- GwDN18
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