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Oh my GawD! **** PENIS ENLARGEMENT AND SUPER-SEX FORMULAS **** More from GwaD!
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The GREENY world Domination Task Force, Incorporated
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Brings YOU 10 brand New Text Files for Fall 2001!
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(Issues 106-115 of GwD: The American Dream with a Twist - of Lime)
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-=< NewGwDsnEWgWdSNewGwDsnEWgWdSNewGwDsnEWgWdSNewGwDsnEWgWdSNewGwDsnEWgWdS >=-
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-=< This Here Is GwD News, Issue #17 >=-
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***** ***** ***** ***** *****
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R E L E A S E N O T E S
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***** ***** ***** ***** *****
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WORD TO YOUR MOMS.
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Sexy Text for YOU!
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New issues of GwD: The American Dream with a Twist - of Lime
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http://www.GREENY.org/pubz/twist/twist.html#new
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gwd106.txt - "Capsicum annuum" by Priest
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It's all about the botany, baby.
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gwd107.txt - "Texas" by fastjack
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fastjack gives GwD a helluva rant, proving that Texas is the best
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state, hands down. Why? Because Texas wants to kill you. Has
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your state ever tried to kill you? I think not.
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gwd108.txt - "Getting Old" by Seth The Man
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STM is getting old. Good Lord, he's an old bastard.
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gwd109.txt - "Defining Quality" by Lobo Licious
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Just what in the hell is quality? Lobo Licious rambles on and
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on, trying to explain. Some interesting points tempered with dry
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humor. Or not.
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gwd110.txt - "Number 5" by The BMC
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The BMC, editor-in-chief of _The Neo-Comintern_
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(http://members.home.net/comintern/) and webmaster of "The
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Current Text Scene" (http://scene.textfiles.com/), lends us a
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discussion of just why the number Five is so damn important. A
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must read for all true dr00gs and dr00gettes.
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gwd111.txt - "CHEESEBURGER" by Kp Neato Dee
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MAN. YOU NEED A BACON DOUBLE-CHEESEBURGER, DAMNIT.
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gwd112.txt - "Experiments in Hedonism" by Jaffo
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Jaffo goes to the strip club. What does he find there? Bad
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lighting. A crappy DJ. Nekkid chicks. And a SMOKE MACHINE!
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gwd113.txt - "the game" by j3ph
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j3ph (of Scumdog Entertainment - http://scumdog.GREENY.org/)
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joins the dr00gish-ranks with a tale of a baseball game. Think
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of this as sports-column with-a-twist of your (least) favorite
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e-zine. What's the twist? Read it and find out. But bear in
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mind, j3ph's scary sideburns don't mean that he's a
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less-than-nice guy. Uhh, yeah.
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gwd114.txt - "'Doorman:' A Modern _Crime and Punishment_ or Dostoevsky as a
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Punk" by Lobo Licious
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Licious compares Dostoevsky's opus with "Doorman," a song by
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self-described acid-punk band Brutal Juice. It would seem that
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art does indeed imitate art. Or something like that.
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AND...
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gwd115.txt - "git'n out" by Seth The Man
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Occasionally, Seth The Man's webcam shows an empty apartment.
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Where does Mr. The Man go? Find out in this file.
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-+- GREEN is GOOD. -+-
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***** ***** ***** ***** *****
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What's going on in Grenedom?
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***** ***** ***** ***** *****
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-> HEADLINES <-
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GwD is cooler than you. Really.
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We had a GwD luncheon at Double Dave's Pizzaworks on 9-4-01. That's right,
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Labor Day. Despite the lack of formal GwD meetings for several years, it was
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exactly like meetings of old. Some things never change, my friends.
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Sorry, no _GwauDio_ releases this time. Don't worry, though; there'll be new
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issues in the near future. We'll keep you posted. Until then, visit
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http://www.GREENY.org/pubz/gwaudio/gwaudio.html for all of your GwD-related
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audio needs.
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-> OTHER NEWS <-
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The GwD Art Gallery is now back online (finally). Check it:
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http://www.GREENY.org/gwadhq/media/pics/art/art.html. Word, G.
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Since most of you people seem to hit the GwD Photo Album more than any other
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part of the website, there will be 25 new pictures added as soon as Lobo
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Licious gets around to it. We're also looking into a thumbnail-ish format to
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facilitate your dr00gan photo-browsing.
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Speaking of hits (sort of), there's now a list of "Interesting Hits" that
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www.GREENY.org has received. It includes governmental hits, military hits,
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and large corporations. Check it out at:
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http://www.GREENY.org/gwadhq/hits.html.
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-> SUBMISSION INFORMATION <-
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If you have ANYTHING to submit to GwD (artwork, text, outlandish claims,
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etc.), DO NOT HESITATE to send it our way. "submit@GREENY.org" is there for
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you, baby. Work must be 100% original and it must be understood that once
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submitted, articles/artwork/photographs become the property of GwD, Inc.
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(unless they have been previously published elsewhere) and we can use them
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however we see fit, even if it's merely to make fun of them (and you).
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-> LETTERS TO THE EDITOR <-
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Got a comment/question/complaint/rant? Send 'em our way. editor@GREENY.org
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is always waiting for your e-mails.
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[All spelling/grammar errors are those of the author(s) and are not errors on
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the part of GwD, cuz, well, we're perfect. Yeah.]
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-----
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~~~~~
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-*- "Exotic and far-reaching...a corker of a read..." -*-
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CONTACT:
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The GREENY world Domination Task Force, Inc.
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http://www.GREENY.org/
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Pubz - http://www.GREENY.org/pubz/ - Pubz
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ftp://ftp.GREENY.org/gwd/
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GwD@GREENY.org
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P.O. Box 16038 - Lubbock, Texas - 79490
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- for moral, ethical, spiritual, and financial guidance -
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* Lusty busty teens - always live and ready! *
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*** The GwD Task Force, Inc. - All the Best in Absolute Crap Since 1993! ***
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GwD News #17 - rel. 09-20-01 - by Lobo Licious & Bob the Master of the World
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***** copyright (c) MMI GwD Publications/GwD, Inc. *****
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-*- GwD - "God, we're Dorks." - GwD -*- GwDN17
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