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Oh my GawD! ***** The Funniest Comedy of the Year! ***** More from GwaD!
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The GREENY world Domination Task Force, Incorporated
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Brings YOU 5 Brand New Text Files AND 5 NEW NEW NEW MP3s
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for the aftermath of GwD's Eighth Birthday (June 11, 2001)!
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(Issues 101-105 of GwD: The American Dream with a Twist - of Lime
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and Issue 1-5 of Greeny's wildly amazing universal Digital opiate)
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-> HEADLINES <-
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GwD Publications/DOMINATION records announce the long-awaited release of their
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joint venture...they have come together to bring you a "'zine" guaranteed to
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make you cringe.
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Publication of our new 'zine, _GwauDio_ (_Greeny's wildly amazing
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universal Digital opiate_) has begun. As you might guess from the title, it's
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an audio-zine. It's the first audio-zine, as far as we know. cDc releases
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sequentially numbered mp3s, true, but they only started this in 2000. The
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idea for _GwauDio_ was first introduced by Seth The Man in 1998, and the first
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release has been in the works since 1999 (yeah, that's a long time to wait for
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this crap to be released). Also, _GwauDio_ is even more unique in that it
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features (almost) exclusively speech, rather than music. We rock, I tell you,
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we rock. It is, after all, a universal Digital opiate -- that's right, a
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Digital opiate for the masses. Listen and learn, my little dr00gies.
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-=< NewGwDsnEWgWdSNewGwDsnEWgWdSNewGwDsnEWgWdSNewGwDsnEWgWdSNewGwDsnEWgWdS >=-
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***** ***** ***** ***** *****
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R E L E A S E N O T E S
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***** ***** ***** ***** *****
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WORD TO YOUR MOMS.
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Sexy Text for YOU!
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New issues of GwD: The American Dream with a Twist - of Lime
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http://www.GREENY.org/pubz/twist/twist.html#new
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gwd101.txt - "MY T.I. 'LITTLE MAESTRO'" by Kp Neato Dee
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A heartfelt tale about abusive relationships and musical toys for
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children.
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gwd102.txt - "The CIA Hit List" by Lawrence Wilmot
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Reprinted from _The SPOTLIGHT_ newsweekly back in 1993, Mr.
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Wilmot gives detailed information about who exactly the CIA has
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killed. This file takes "PUBLIC ENEMY #1: CIA" (gwd57.txt) one
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step further. Read it and be forever changed.
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gwd103.txt - "The 'Genesis' of Feminism" by Priest
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Priest presents the truth about where exactly feminist thought
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originated. Interesting, inciteful. Read it for a surprise.
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Uhh, yeah.
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gwd104.txt - "CHiPs" by Franken Gibe
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How dare you insult CHiPs? BLASPHEMER!
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gwd105.txt - "Risk and Uncertainty in Bernstein's _Against the Gods_" by Otis
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Otis is at it again, this time using Peter L. Bernstein's
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_Against the Gods_ to define risk and uncertainty. For an
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alcoholic, this fellow [Otis] sure is pretty smart. Or something
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like that.
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AND... Zounds, Zounds, Really Cool Sounds!
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Inaugural release of GwauDio!
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http://www.GREENY.org/pubz/gwaudio/gwaudio.html
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gwd001.mp3 - "Wank Pong Song" by Bob the Master of the World
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Bob the Master of the World sings a song to Seth The Man. It's
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funny because it's true. Uhh, yeah.
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gwd002.mp3 - "ChaosLAN" by Stephen Hawking
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There's an e-mail listserv for ChaosLAN, the GwD-sponsored LAN
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party-group thing. Little did we know until recently that
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Stephen Hawking was secretly lurking on the list. This is what
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he had to say to (and about) us.
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gwd003.mp3 - "G-Money" by Various Artists
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[One of the original GwD-mp3s (along with Bob tMotW's "Wank Pong
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Song"), this was slated to be released in 1999. This, of course,
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explains its claim to a 1999 copyright date, even though it was
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not released until 2001.] Featured artists: Seth The Man,
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Bruno, Trailer Park Queen, DJ Saltine (The Notorious R.O.B.),
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Some Eye Doctor's Receptionist, and Some Zany Old Man.
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gwd004.mp3 - "You the Man!" by Seth The Man, featuring Lobo Licious
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Lobo Licious pleasures yet another woman, and Seth The Man
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congratulates him. [Originally released as "loboman.wav" in
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November 1997, this is being re-released because YOU demanded it.
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Blame yourself, chach.]
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gwd005.mp3 - "Drunk" by fastjack and Priest
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fastjack and Priest are drunk. Just listen to all of the fun
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they're having. Don't you wish you were drunk, too?
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-+- GREEN is GOOD. -+-
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***** ***** ***** ***** *****
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What's going on in Grenedom?
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***** ***** ***** ***** *****
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-> OTHER NEWS <-
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GwD turned 8 years old yesterday. 8=5+3, therefore 8 rocks nads.
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It's only been 2 weeks since our last release. Holy fuck!
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-> SUBMISSION INFORMATION <-
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If you have ANYTHING to submit to GwD (artwork, text, outlandish claims, etc.),
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DO NOT HESITATE to send it our way. "submit@GREENY.org" is there for you, baby.
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Work must be 100% original and it must be understood that once submitted,
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articles/artwork/photographs become the property of GwD, Inc. (unless they have
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been previously published elsewhere) and we can use them however we see fit,
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even if it's merely to make fun of them (and you).
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~~~~~
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-*- beeR eht troppuS -*-
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CONTACT:
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The GREENY world Domination Task Force, Inc.
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http://www.GREENY.org/
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Pubz - http://www.GREENY.org/pubz/ - Pubz
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ftp://ftp.GREENY.org/gwd/
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GwD@GREENY.org
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P.O. Box 16038 - Lubbock, Texas - 79490
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- for moral, ethical, spiritual, and financial guidance -
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* Lusty busty teens - always live and ready! *
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*** The GwD Task Force, Inc. - All the Best in Absolute Crap Since 1993! ***
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GwD News #16 - rel. 06-11-01 - by Lobo Licious & Bob the Master of the World
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***** copyright (c) MMI GwD Publications/GwD, Inc. *****
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-*- GwD - "God, we're Dorks." - GwD -*- GwDN16
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