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T h e G R E E N Y w o r l d D o m i n a t i o n T a s k F o r c e ,
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I n c o r p o r a t e d
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Presents:
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// | \ |_ __ _| 999 999 888 888
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\\___// \/\/ |____/ |_ __ _| 999 888 888
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999 888888888
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"Sickness"
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----- GwD: The American Dream with a Twist -- of Lime ***** Issue #98 -----
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----- release date: 01-03-01 ***** ISSN 1523-1585 -----
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A mother was in labor for twenty-four hours. The doctor had been with her
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for the whole time, and he finally saw the head. He told the mother, "Okay,
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just push some more". Soon, the first arm came out, and CRACK!!! He broke the
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baby's arm. The mother screamed. "Don't worry ma'am, it's all right" the doctor
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said. So she pushed some more, and the second arm came out, and SNAP!!! The
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doctor broke it, too. "Don't worry ma'am, everything's fine" the doctor said.
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But at this point, the mother was screaming bloody murder. Next, he just ripped
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the baby out, and then yanked the placenta out. He ripped off the umbelical
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chord, and then started kicking the shit out of the baby. The mother was too
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weak to do anything but scream. So the doctor continued twirling the baby
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around, and threw it against the wall.
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The mother was hysterical, and screamed, "WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS??? YOU'RE
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KILLING MY BABY!!!"
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The Doctor started cracking up, and laughed out, "Ha Ha, April Fool's Day!!!
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It was already dead!!!"
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[If this offended you, you shouldn't have read it.]
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-----------------------------<GwD Command Centers>------------------------------
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GwDweb: http://www.GREENY.org/
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GwD Publications: http://gwd.mit.edu/
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ftp://ftp.GREENY.org/gwd/
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GwD BBSes: C.H.A.O.S. - http://chaos.GREENY.org/
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Snake's Den - http://www.snakeden.org/
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E-Mail: gwd@GREENY.org
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* GwD, Inc. - P.O. Box 16038 - Lubbock, Texas 79490 *
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"It's people like you what cause unrest." - Eric Idle, Some Monty Python Sketch
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-+- F Y M -+-
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GR33NY LIK3S mash3d p0tat03s
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MORE THAN FIVE YEARS of ABSOLUTE CRAP! /---------------\
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Maybe we should include more disclaimers. :LICK MY ASSHOLE:
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This is an e-mail "joke" we borrowed. : GwD :
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All rights ain't ours \---------------/
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