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T h e G R E E N Y w o r l d D o m i n a t i o n T a s k F o r c e ,
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I n c o r p o r a t e d
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Presents:
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"Fuckin' HOEs" by Lobo Licious
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----- GwD: The American Dream with a Twist -- of Lime ***** Issue #91 -----
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----- release date: 01-03-01 ***** ISSN 1523-1585 -----
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[The Hogz of Entropy (HOE - www.hoe.nu), a "contemporary" of GwD, called it
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quits for the second (and supposedly final) time on 12-25-00 with its release of
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HOE #1110.
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Here is the GwD tribute/response to HOE's ceasing to exist as a publication.]
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I've never been part of HOE, and I probably never will be, since I'm submitting
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this after the deadline.
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[Mogel imposed a 12-01-00 deadline for publication in the "final" issue of HOE;
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this piece was submitted on 12-03-00 and shows up in the final version (HOE
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#1110) as having been submitted in July...]
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Of course, my name has popped up a few times in the past: someone claiming to
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be me did a shitty interview in #80. And I did write something awful that
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somehow managed to be included in DTO #3; that's the closest I ever got to being
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in HOE.
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Of course, I am the editor of one of HOE's "contemporary" (we're actually a year
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older than HOE; suck on that, ya sonofabitch!) e-zines, GwD, so I have an
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interesting perspective on all of you HOEs out there. For instance, there's the
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idea that HOE has stolen its look and feel (at least its feel) from GwD. Sure,
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you guys are at issue #1000-something and we haven't even passed the century
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mark yet, but that's not the point. That proves that we REALLY DO put out the
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lamest, crappiest publication ever, and you guys are just pretenders to the
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throne.
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That's okay, though; you've still earned my respect, even though you did re-
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publish cDc #001 (Gerbil Feed Bomb) without permission.
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My experience with a hoe: I used to work at a movie theater, and we were
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required to hoe the weeds behind the building while wearing a shirt, tie, and
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dress shoes. I had hoed everyday for a week, and the manager told me to hoe
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them again. I told him I'd shove that hoe up his ass. Now, he could have fired
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me on the spot, but he laughed and made the stoner chick who was working with me
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hoe the weeds instead. This, of course, shows that I rock balls.
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There's something I'd like to point out: in HOE #1 ("The Entropic Theme Song"
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or something like that), it claims that "entropy" rhymes with "anarchy." This
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is most certainly not true. Look up rhymes in the dictionary, numbnuts. As
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such, you must be destroyed.
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Now that HOE is calling it quits, GwD holds the undisputed title of crappiest
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publication in the e-zine world. Thanks. You guys have given me the desire to
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actually get off my ass and mess with GwD-stuff. Since you're quitting, there's
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no other publication/group still around from the mid-1990s. Damn you, you've
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made me want to work on text again. Fucking assholes.
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Reap the whirlwind, chaches. You've brought down the thunder, well now you've
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got it.
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[Originally published as part of the mammoth that is Hogz of Entropy #1110.]
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-----------------------------<GwD Command Centers>------------------------------
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GwDweb: http://www.GREENY.org/
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GwD Publications: http://gwd.mit.edu/
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ftp://ftp.GREENY.org/gwd/
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GwD BBSes: C.H.A.O.S. - http://chaos.GREENY.org/
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Snake's Den - http://www.snakeden.org/
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E-Mail: gwd@GREENY.org
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* GwD, Inc. - P.O. Box 16038 - Lubbock, Texas 79490 *
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"Eat the pig, eat the pig, ziggy ziggy ziggy zig." - Some chach in _Bill and
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Ted's Excellent Adventure_
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-+- F Y M -+-
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GR33NY LIK3S mash3d p0tat03s
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MORE THAN FIVE YEARS of ABSOLUTE CRAP! /---------------\
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copyright (c) MM Lobo Licious/GwD Publications :SHIT YOUR PANTS:
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copyright (c) MM GwD, Inc./HOE Media : GwD :
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All rights reserved \---------------/
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