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T h e G R E E N Y w o r l d D o m i n a t i o n T a s k F o r c e ,
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I n c o r p o r a t e d
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Presents:
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"Chach!" by Oscar the Pornographer
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----- GwD: The American Dream with a Twist -- of Lime ***** Issue #86 -----
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----- release date: 01-03-01 ***** ISSN 1523-1585 -----
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Lotsa folks been asking what "chach" means. Lotsa folks been saying it and not
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really knowing. Fuck them chaches. Here's the skinny for all you chaches in
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the LBC.
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Chach (n., ch-otch): Chach is not something that I originally came up with.
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After asking Seth about it (God knows why) and after many hours of blathering
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and talking in circles from Seth, I finally got sort of an answer. Closest I can
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get is that our beloved Lobo Licious propagated this lovely term after hearing
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it from a friend in high school. So it goes back many years! Anyway an example
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of a chach is someone is the classical "idiot." Such as Falstaff, Maurice,
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people that cut you off then slow down for reasons only apparent to their
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delusional brains, anyone associated with traffic and parking anywhere in the
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world, TABC, ATF, etc.
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It can also be used to describe temporary moments of idiocy. Such as when you
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go into a room in your house/apartment/whatever and you can't remember why you
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went in there. That is you having your moment in the chach spot light all to
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yourself. Or when you get in your car and are ready to backup but the car isn't
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in reverse. Chach. Or when you're chilling out at a party and it is loud because
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everyone is talking so you are raising your voice to be heard by someone next to
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you and everyone goes quiet at the same time and you are heard yelling, "So he
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fondles my balls some and I'm like is that all?" Chach.
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Chach can also be conjugated, pluralized, and deformed into about anything to
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suit the needs of your current situation. Such as chachiness. You have this aura
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of chachiness about you. Or chach'o'rama. That movie was just one big
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chach'o'rama. Or chachified. I kicked him in the nuts and he looked rather
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chachified.
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Taking "chach" one step further, you have:
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Chach Shot: This refers to when a man totally screws up the classic money shot.
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As an example he jets onto a woman's chest, stomach, leg, the sink, etc.
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[Editor's note: When something is "chach-like" it is referred to as "chachice"
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(pronounced "chach-ish"). Also, While Oscar is right about the *spirit* of
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"chach," the actual definition is "little Serbian girl." It's better not to ask
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why. Interesting side note: the term "chach" is currently being used widely by
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1) Lubbock/ex-Lubbock geek-boys (and girls), 2) Dallas frat boys, and 3) several
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of the chaches that attended Defcon 8 last July.]
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-----------------------------<GwD Command Centers>------------------------------
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GwDweb: http://www.GREENY.org/
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GwD Publications: http://gwd.mit.edu/
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ftp://ftp.GREENY.org/gwd/
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GwD BBSes: C.H.A.O.S. - http://chaos.GREENY.org/
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Snake's Den - http://www.snakeden.org/
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E-Mail: gwd@GREENY.org
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* GwD, Inc. - P.O. Box 16038 - Lubbock, Texas 79490 *
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"Suck my fat one." - Gordon Lachance, _Stand By Me_
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-+- F Y M -+-
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GR33NY LIK3S mash3d p0tat03s
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MORE THAN FIVE YEARS of ABSOLUTE CRAP! /---------------\
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copyright (c) MM Oscar the Pornographer/GwD Publications :SHIT YOUR PANTS:
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copyright (c) MM GwD, Inc. : GwD :
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All rights reserved \---------------/
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