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T h e G R E E N Y w o r l d D o m i n a t i o n T a s k F o r c e ,
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I n c o r p o r a t e d
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Presents:
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"Going Postal" by Franken Gibe
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----- GwD: The American Dream with a Twist -- of Lime ***** Issue #82 -----
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----- release date: 01-03-01 ***** ISSN 1523-1585 -----
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something amazing and significant's been happening every time i wear my Postal
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Carrier shirt that i got from the Goodwill. it's like, i get instant respect.
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it's crazy how a uniform does that. there's SO many fucken fringe benefits to
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being a civil servant, and i never knew it. or maybe it's just that people
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respect you when you're employed. fer instance, i went by the baskin-robbins,
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and got a milkshake, and the lady behind the counter sees me sitting down and
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all and goes 'tough day, huh?' and i agree, then she comes around the counter
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and fucken insists that i remain seated while she takes my money and makes
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change and all, cuz she says 'mailmen are overworked.' i guess it didn't occur
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to her that red Chucks and cut-off olive drabs aren't part of the post office
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dress code. i dunno.
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one little badge stitched on your shirt can change your life.
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actually, too, i feel a little guilty fucking around with the codes of social
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discourse and all. i mean, it's like playing games with the glue that holds
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society together, cuz i mean, yeah, it's FUNNY when socialization becomes a game
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of dress-up, but then, i have to admit i'm ordinarily relieved that mostly
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people aren't playing around, and signifiers really DO signify, and people play
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along and do stuff like stop at red lights and refrain from clubbing me over the
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head cuz they wanna steal my milkshake. i'm glad bridge inspectors usually
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really ARE bridge inspectors, and health inspectors are honestly inspecting
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stuff, and guys driving fire trucks have an actual and genuine interest in
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fighting fires. so, yeah, it's a thrill, but i'm not sure how i feel about it,
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and i URGE all of y'all not to go imitating postal workers.
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-----------------------------<GwD Command Centers>------------------------------
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GwDweb: http://www.GREENY.org/
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GwD Publications: http://gwd.mit.edu/
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ftp://ftp.GREENY.org/gwd/
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GwD BBSes: C.H.A.O.S. - http://chaos.GREENY.org/
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Snake's Den - http://www.snakeden.org/
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E-Mail: gwd@GREENY.org
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* GwD, Inc. - P.O. Box 16038 - Lubbock, Texas 79490 *
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"I burn a fire to stay cool / I burn myself, I am the fuel / I never meant to be
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cruel / Have you ever been cruel?" - Fugazi, "Shut the Door"
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-+- F Y M -+-
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GR33NY LIK3S mash3d p0tat03s
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MORE THAN FIVE YEARS of ABSOLUTE CRAP! /---------------\
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copyright (c) MM Franken Gibe/GwD Publications :PRIME THE PUMPS:
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copyright (c) MM GwD, Inc. : GwD :
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All rights reserved \---------------/
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