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T h e G R E E N Y w o r l d D o m i n a t i o n T a s k F o r c e ,
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I n c o r p o r a t e d
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"Stupid Girls" by Rainne
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----- GwD: The American Dream with a Twist -- of Lime ***** Issue #54 -----
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----- release date: 12-31-97 -----
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I have a real problem with girls who act stupid. They prance around like
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they have no idea what's going on or how to find out. Then again, they usually
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act like they don't care one bit what's gong on with the world.
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But I can handle them. I can cope with girls like that. I can't cope with
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girls who seem to be intelligent until you start to talk to them or spend some
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time with them. The time that you spend with them starts to tell you something
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about them. They're pretending. They have no idea what they're talking about
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or how their actions are affecting others or who they're hurting.
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These are the truly stupid girls.
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I have watched seemingly smart girls pass up an offer to go out on a date
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with a smart, funny, attractive man because he wasn't 'good enough' or 'rich
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enough' or some other dumb excuse. If I had been in their shoes, I would have
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jumped at the chance to take a date with the guy offering her his heart and
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soul. Yet they make up some excuse so that they can sit at home by the
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telephone and wait for some other guy to call.
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And when that other guy does call, he's more than likely into drugs, or
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infidelity, or only interested in this girl because of her tits. She knows
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this, and she doesn't care. Why should she? He's the man of her dreams. No,
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stupid, the man of your dreams asked you out five minutes ago and you turned him
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down for this dip-shit.
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So she enters this relationship with high hopes...someday, he'll quit
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dealing crack/screwing my best friend/forcing me to go down on him/hitting me,
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and we'll get married and have children and everything will be okay. I don't
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know why girls think like this, but most of them do. As if 'love' is honestly
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so blind that she can't tell if she's miserable or not.
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Meanwhile, perfect guy that originally asked her out, is still single. Why?
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Because all the other girls are just as stupid as the one he first asked. They
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tend to also gossip, which means that whatever reason the first girl made up
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has been passed on to the other 4000000000 girls she's friends with and they all
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believe it. Uh-oh, looks like perfect guy is getting a loser rep.
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So the girl is in an awful relationship and happy about it. Then one day,
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Mr. Misery comes home to her, or calls or whatever, and says, I've found someone
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else and she's going to move in with us/I'm in jail/my best friend wants to
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screw you and I said sure if he'd pay me. Stupid girl realizes, man, this
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sucks. So she either she leaves or shoots him, and is upset by what has
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happened so she calls the one guy she can think of: perfect guy.
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We all know where this is going: think rachel and ross on 'friends.' She
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talks to him and he's, by this point, found someone else, but still has a crush
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on stupid girl. All would be well if only she would let it sit at friendship,
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but no, like all stupid girls, she has to improve.
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Stupid girl breaks up perfect guy and perfect-for-him girl. She then
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consoles him and over weeks/days/hours makes him hers. So, you're thinking,
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all's well that ends well, right?
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Wrong.
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This is one stupid girl, remember, and not to stereotype, but its also most
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of the girls that you all will be suckered into dating, but just because it's
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how most of the girls in the U.S. act.
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She's in a perfect relationship with perfect guy. Perfect for him girl has
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become her mortal enemy and she suckers perfect guy into the fight.
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They avoid each other and he tells his friends awful things about
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perfect-for-him girl. The hatred keeps stupid girl happy. For a while.
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She then realizes she's bored/horny/unable to be happy in a happy
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relationship. So she begins to look for reasons to leave the relationship.
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She will pick fights with him. She will accuse him of seeing
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perfect-for-him-once-upon-a-time-but-now-mortal-enemy girl. She will tell him
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yes when she means no and no when she means yes and be mad because he doesn't
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know the difference. She will yell because he won't argue. She will cry
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because he will.
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She will make herself miserable on purpose.
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Friends will try and help, but she'll only use them against perfect guy.
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Eventually, one of them will break down and end the relationship. Stupid girl
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will realize just how happy she could have been and try and get him back.
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Sometimes, it works, but not often. She will get back together with perfect guy
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and fuck it up again.
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Why? Because she's stupid.
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Most girls will develop relationships of this kind because they don't
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realize what they want or how to get it. They will simply destroy every thing
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that's important to them in the process of fixing their life. They will be left
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alone and miserable. But they won't know how to fix that.
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And no one will be there to help them, because they threw all their friends
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away.
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Don't let a girl you know be stupid. If you ask her out and she tells you
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'no,' send her this file and tell her you don't want her to ruin both of your
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lives. Tell her that dating you now is the only chance you'll have at
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happiness. Let her know that if you take her back later, you'll both end up
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unhappy.
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Or maybe you'll get some pleasure out of knowing that you didn't want to
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date a stupid girl anyway.
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Well, there it is. Its damn long and just a whole bunch of stereotyping, but
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I've actually been in stupid girl's place lots of times. So maybe its an
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autobiography. I dunno.
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