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T h e G R E E N Y w o r l d D o m i n a t i o n T a s k F o r c e
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Presents:
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"Jack Schitt"
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When someone says, "You don't know Jack Schitt"....
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Now you'll know the rest of the story!
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Jack Schitt is the only son of Aw Schitt and Oh Schitt. Aw Schitt, the
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fertilizer magnate, married Oh Schitt, the owner of Kneedeep Schitt Inn. Jack
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Schitt married Noe Schitt and they produced six children. Holy Schitt, their
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first, passed on shortly after birth. Next came twin sons, Deep Schitt and Dip
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Schitt; then, two daughters, Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt; and finally another
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son, Bull Schitt. Deep Schitt married Lotta Schitt, and they have a son,
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Chicken Schitt. Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt married the Happens brothers. The
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Schitt-Happens are: Dawg Schitt, Byrd Schitt and Horace Schitt.
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Bull Schitt just married a spicy number, Peesa Schitt, and they are awaiting the
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arrival of Baby Schitt.
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*NOW* you know Jack Schitt.
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*****
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I got this from the same person who gave me "The Yuletide Caper". Like that
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great Christmas file, I have no idea who wrote this, but if I ever find out, YOU
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will be the first to know. -Lobo
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-----------------------------<GwD Command Centers>------------------------------
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Chaos (806)###-#### | PCI (806)794-1438
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GridPoint Durant (405)920-1347 | The Sprawl (806)797-0820
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Federation Slayers' (806)885-2954 | Tacoland (215)750-0392
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The Snake's Den (806)793-3779 | The Lagoon (203)638-3712
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The Siege Perilous (806)762-0948 | Altered Reality (203)925-8349
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Brazen's Hell (301)776-8259 | Cell Block 4 (806)612-8694
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Pirate's Cove (806)795-4926 | Static Line (806)747-0802
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PCI (806)794-1438 |
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ftp =-= etext.archive.umich.edu /pub/Zines/Greeny
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ftp.fc.net /pub/deadkat/misc/GWD
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/---------------\
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copyright (c) 1995 by <Unknown Author> of GwD, Inc. :FIGHT THE POWER:
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GREENY world Domination Task Force copyright (c) 1993 by Lobo : GwD :
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All rights reserved \---------------/
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