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T h e G R E E N Y w o r l d D o m i n a t i o n T a s k F o r c e
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Presents:
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"Issue #2 of the GwD Task Force Newsletter"
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by Seth Sometimes and Lobo
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The world has always been run, no matter how subtly, by religions.
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Religions have always been sneaky that way. Our early tribes were supposedly run
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by the chiefs, but the medicine men were the ones who controlled the chief. Oh
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how sneaky. During medieval times, Kings ran the land, but the Pope controlled
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the kings. For this reason, among some, there is a great resentment for the
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sneaky religious leaders. A day has come however, that will change the
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sneakiness!
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Two k-r@d d00ds have stumbled upon the answer to this problem of all
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civilization. These d00ds (of whom, I am one) found a personage of such
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guileless descension, he could only have come from our goddess of Truth and
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Straightforwardness, Grene. (Also his name is GREENY, this clued us in a little
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bit too.)
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GwD was founded June 10th 1993, at 12:52:47 A.M. by Seth The Man/Seth
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Sometimes and Lobo. All the details of our great religion/task force/emperor-
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making were chronicled on our trip to Colorado, so the exact workings out of the
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religion spanned 3 states.
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GwD stands for: GREENY world Domination. The first being the man who we
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will make into Emperor of the entire world (notice, not Emperor's advisor, or
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the Pope, or even the Medicine man...see, straightforward domination). The
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second being, well, the world. It's not capitalized, because it's not as
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important as GREENY, or GREENY's Domination. The last being GREENY's Domination,
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which as I said before is capitalized, because it's GREENY's Domination, if it
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was any other domination, it would be lower-case, but seeing as it is GREENY's
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domination, it is capitalized.
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GREENY was born naked, just like us all. Saying this, you may think he
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is no better than anyone else. You are wrong, for GREENY has been blessed by
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Grene. Grene, as I fleetingly mentioned before, is the Goddess of Truth and
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Straightforwardness, but She is much more. Grene is the Goddess of Goodness,
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Nudity, Plants and All Things Living, Computers, spring time and all other happy
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things. Grene has nurtured mankind because She sees the good we can accomplish
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in the universe by populating it. So being such a good and happy Goddess, She
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chose GREENY to be Her icon upon Earth.
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However, Grene is not the only supreme being in the great green
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universe. Redd is the Lord of Lies and Sneakiness. All religions are founded
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upon the worship of Redd. You see, Redd is a crafty fellow. He integrated
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Himself into mankind's consciousness. Therefore, Redd is the God of Religions,
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Telephone Systems, Rocks and all things Inanimate, Clothing, Winter and all sad
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things. Redd is evil. He has undermined all of Grene's glorious efforts to save
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humanity from itself. He has set Himself up as the God in every church and thus
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plans to destroy mankind by pitting us against ourselves.
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Our Lord and Master GREENY will allow us to spend lots of money on a
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space program so we can populate the universe. This is Grene's Master Plan for
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the human race. She has told Seth and Lobo to make GREENY Emperor, using force
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if necessary because GREENY is a reluctant dictator. Lobo and Seth founded the
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GwD Task Force for this purpose because we know that GREENY is strong with the
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spirit of Grene, and it would be nearly impossible to subjugate him alone;
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that's why we founded the GwD Task Force.
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Just as Grene has Her agent upon the Earth, so does Redd. B0b
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Limekiller, the bane of every good droog's existence (a droog is a GwD Task
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Force member), is Redd's avatar on Earth. B0b knows that once He has defeated
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GREENY he shall be killed, but B0b works for the God of Sadness, so he really
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doesn't like his existence anyway. B0b doesn't need his own task force, but he
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has one anyway because envy is a part of Redd. His task force is called TOFTAOBL.
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We won't go into what that stands for, as you don't need to know. His task force
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is composed of morons and generally not intelligent people, because no one with
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any intelligence whatsoever would work for the god of depression.
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This whole religion was stumbled upon by Lubbock BBSers. For the short
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life of this religion, it has gained many followers. Eventually, we will
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succeed, hopefully in this incarnation of GREENY's life. So, if anyone ever
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corners you yelling "Porno!" and beating their chest, know that you are not in
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danger; you are just being vigorously saluted by a droog.
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An earlier incarnation of this file was written by Seth and Lobo for the Lubbock
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High School newspaper as a feature story. Or something like that.
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NOTICE
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FROM: GwD Council
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TO: All GwD Members and Anyone Else Who Might Care
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REGARDING: fastjack
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fastjack has joined the U.S. Army (see gwd38.txt). For this reason, he is
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hereby given command of the vast GwD Military Forces because he's the only one
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of us with any military experience whatsoever.
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Thank you.
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()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()
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There're too many droogs who keep changing their handles and I'm too lazy to
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keep up with it all. No droog list this time. Sorry.
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There is a Type of Guy List, though. Blah.
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@*@*@*@*@*@*@*@*@*@*@*@*@*@*@*@*@*@*@*@*@*@*@*@*@*@*@*@*@*@*@*@*@*@*@*@*@*@*@*@*
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/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\
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Top Worshipper Type of Guy- Lobo
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Top Dog Type of Guy- Seth Sometimes
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Top Organizer Type of Guy- Ratt Fink
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Worshipper Type of Guy- Diamondback
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Dog Type of Guy- TransDerm-Nitro
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Organizer Type of Guy- The Lizard King
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\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/
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/-----------------------***** GwD Propagandists *****--------------------------\
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| Lobo - Seth Sometimes - The Lizard King - Spanky McDougal, Sir! - Sir Flea |
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| Zippy - Aracnia - Zen - Trojan-Man - fastjack - Diamondback - Bill Hooper |
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| Lasher |
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GwD Command Centers-
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Chaos (806)797-7501
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SysOp-Seth Sometimes (Mission Control)
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GridPoint Durant (405)920-1347
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SysOp-TransDerm-Nitro (First Conquest)
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Federation Slayers' (806)798-8168
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SysOp-Big Red Fed
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The Snake's Den (806)793-3779
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SysOp-Diamondback
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Pirate's Cove (806)795-4926
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SysOp-Izzy
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The Siege Perilous (806)762-0948
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SysOp-Longshot
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Brazen's Hell (301)776-8259
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SysOp-Brazen (Eastern Outpost)
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Psycho's Chiropractic Institute
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(806)792-3302
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SysOp-Psychosomatic Illusion
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The Sprawl (806)797-0820
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SysOp-Chiba
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Goat Blowers Anonymous (215)750-0392
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SysOp- ??? (Animal Husbandry Site) *
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The Lagoon (914)638-3712
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SysOp-Maximum Overdose (Middle Eastern Outpost)[hey, NY IS middle east US]
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Altered Reality (203)925-8349
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SysOp- Zap (North Eastern Stronghold)
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Cell Block 4 (214)612-8694
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SysOp-LithoTripter/Wizard of Id (Salad Stronghold) [Salad=Dallas-1L]
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Static Line (806)747-0820
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SysOp-Xenocide
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* formerly Mogel-Land.
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*%*%*%*%*%*%*%*%*%*%*%*%*%
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OR ftp etext.archive.umich.edu /pub/Zines/Greeny
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for Drive By Shootings On the 'Information Super Highway'
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/---------------\
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copyright (c) 1995 by Seth Sometimes and Lobo of GwD Inc. :FIGHT THE POWER:
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GREENY world Domination Task Force copyright (c) 1993 by Lobo : GwD :
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All rights reserved to Grene's Immortal Struggle \---------------/
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