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T h e G R E E N Y w o r l d D o m i n a t i o n T a s k F o r c e
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Presents:
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"The Anti-GREENY!"
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by Lobo and Seth Sometimes
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(Shit! It's another tenth file about GREENY! Who wants to hear about him,
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anyway? Okay, it's not really about him this time! Hah!)
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First, we must explain that Grene is the source of all power on earth. She
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represents positive emotions and all that is good. People tend to mistake
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Grene's power with what you get when you mix yellow and blue.
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Grene is the force that has possessed GREENY to take over the world, and
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inspired us to help him. Grene's powers are weak on the individual mind, but
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strong on the collective mind. This is why we want GREENY to be Emperor more
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than he does. Redd, however, is the destroyer. He represents all that is evil
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and negative. Grene and Redd have been locked in conflict for millenia.
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Grene is the sole purpose we banded together in GwD. We did not know this until
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recently, when Seth the Man and Lobo had visions. Lobo's vision was of a world
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where Grene reigned supreme. She told him of her plans to make GREENY Emperor
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and that that is why he was inspired to suggest GwD to the bbs community.
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Seth's vision was different. His was all about a lust for power. She told him
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that he needed other boards to have power over. She also advised him to change
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his handle to Seth Sometimes (which is from a Cure song that Seth happened to
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hear. Lobo thought that this part of the vision was only a dream or a delusion,
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but Seth insisted that Grene had told him to change his handle.) We would have
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notified you sooner, but we did not have these visions until last night, at
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12:52:47 am precisely, one year after GwD was founded. Oh well, now we can go
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on to what the file is about.
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Sources have just informed us of the existence of a group whose two purposes
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are to make B0b Limekiller Czar of the world and to take our beloved GREENY down
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in the process. We only assume that they will take GwD down with him. This
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evil society calls itself 'The Organization For The Advancement Of B0b
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Limekiller' or 'TOFTAOBL'. What a stupid acronym. They can't even pick an easy
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acronym to say, like GwD. Well, anyway, they are the forces of Redd, and will
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stop at nothing to achieve their goal of making B0b the Czar of the *entire*
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world! They must be stopped!
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For, it has been foreseen for generations that just when The Great Green Guy
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and all of the forces of Grene are about to assume control of the world, there
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will be a great battle between Grene and Redd. Yes, it is true. B0b is none
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other than....The Anti-GREENY! (dun dun dun!) The forces of Redd will march
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over the face of the earth, if B0b's evil machinations are not counteracted!
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And who else will counteract them but us? GwD *must* triumph or Grene will lose
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in her eternal battle with Redd.
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***** The Story of B0b *****
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His mother was the whore. His father was a man named Karl Willie Johannsen.
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Karl was the arch-rival of James "Blewie" Allen, the father of GREENY. In fact,
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Karl had been GREENY's mother's boyfriend before she went out with James. Well,
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anyway, Karl was down on his luck, so he went and got himself the whore. She
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gave him the best night of his life, but she had evil on her mind. Redd was her
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master, and she was using his help on that very night to spawn the only one who
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could ever defeat the forces of Grene. She didn't use protection that night,
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and was filled with the spirit of Redd until she became impregnated. Nine
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months later, R0bert Vincent Johannsen was born. The whore dropped R0bert on
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Karl's doorstep. R0bert, or B0b, as he soon came to be called, was a sad baby.
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He shit his pants a lot and pissed in peoples' faces. He was often spanked by
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his dad. His dad received unwholesome pleasure from this part of B0b's
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childhood. His dad repeatedly threatened to step on him, which is why B0b will
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forever have a fear of penny-loafers, which coincidentally, is one of the most
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powerful symbols of all that is green and good. B0b attended Frenship schools
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in Lubbock, Texas, where he met GREENY. Everyone, especially GREENY, taunted
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him with the fact that his mother was the whore. They often filled his locker
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with penny-loafers from Pay-Less shoe store, the same brand as his father wore.
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How they knew this, no one knew. But, *we* know that GREENY must have told them
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because of his superior intellect and close relations with Grene. When GREENY
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got a computer, B0b got a lineman's headset. When GREENY put up a board, and it
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was just starting to receive callers, it would go down. We have no proof, but
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we believe that B0b's fledgling phreaker skills were what terminated so many
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innocent bbses run by GREENY. Also, local graphiti often contained phrases
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having to do with 'B0b Limekiller'. We all know that 'Limekiller' is a title
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meaning 'the destroyer of all that is green and good' bestowed upon only the
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most sinister of people by the twisted and evil Redd. This 'Limekiller' is now
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known by GwD spies to be none other than B0b Johannsen, GREENY's evil
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counterpart. B0b Limekiller founded TOFTAOBL, just as GwD was forming for
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GREENY. This is because GREENY does not really want to rule, but B0b is working
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to make himself ruler. GwD must be prepared for the battle that inevitable. We
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can expect no help from GREENY, because he has read gwd10.txt which outlines how
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the world will be run when he becomes Emperor, and he does not like the checks
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we will put on his power. Of course, the *final* battle WILL be between GREENY
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and B0b, and Grene herself will force GREENY to fight when the time comes, but
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until then, we must do our best without him. Grene will be with us, though.
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She loves us.
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We have no fear of B0b or TOFTAOBL reading this file and learning what we
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know of them because only one of them has a computer, and he cannot read. We
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will inform you of further developments in the war against TOFTAOBL and its evil
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leader, B0b, as soon as anything happens.
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/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\
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GwD Task Force Members:
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Top Worshipper Type of Guy- Lobo
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Top Dog Type of Guy- Seth Sometimes
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Top Organizer Type of Guy- Ratt Fink
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Worshipper Type of Guy- Diamondback
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Dog Type of Guy- TransDerm-Nitro
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Organizer Type of Guy- The Lizard King
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Droogs-
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Ailanthus Kilroy
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Alkaloid Kith-Kanan
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Aracnia Legolas
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Beth Da Petereter Longshot
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Beowulf Magnum
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Big Red Fed Malachi
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Bill Hooper Miyamoto
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Bloody Mary Mr. Q
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Bob The Master of the World Rory
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Brazen Sargonis
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Bruno Shadowmaster
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Dreamer Sir Flea
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Elixir Siva
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fastjack Snotty
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Franche Coma Spanky McDougal, Sir!
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GenAerik S00per Sperm
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Genghis Kahn Trojan-Man
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Hallucination Wiz Kid
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Hoggle Zelia Winter
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Jakyl Zen
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Juan Valdez Zippy
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\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/
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/-----------------------***** GwD Propagandists *****--------------------------\
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| Lobo - Seth Sometimes - The Lizard King - Spanky McDougal, Sir! - Sir Flea |
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| Zippy - Aracnia - Zen - Trojan-Man - fastjack - Diamondback |
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\------------------------------------------------------------------------------/
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GwD Command Centers-
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Chaos (806)797-7501
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SysOp-Seth Sometimes (Mission Control)
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GridPoint (405)920-1347
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SysOp-TransDerm-Nitro (First Conquest)
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Federation Slayers' (806)798-8168
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SysOp-Big Red Fed
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The Starchy White Boy BBS (803)###-####
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SysOp-Fastjack (Moved to South Carolina, number available soon)
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Light My Fire (806)795-4926
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SysOp-Ailanthus
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The Snake's Den (806)793-3779
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SysOp-Diamondback
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The Siege Perilous (806)762-0948
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SysOp-Longshot
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Brazen's Hell (301)776-8259
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SysOp-Brazen (Eastern Outpost)
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Club Baby Seal (817)429-4636
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SysOp-Zippy (Penile Implant Site)
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/---------------\
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copyright (c) 1994 by Lobo and Seth Sometimes of GwD Inc. :FIGHT THE POWER:
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GREENY world Domination Task Force copyright (c) 1993 by Lobo: GwD :
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All rights reserved to Grene and her Quest \---------------/
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