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w _____ ____ 1 4 888 "Slopetopia" w
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D // | \ 11 44 8 8 by Bob the Master of the World D
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G || || \ / | || | 1 4 8 8 issue #148 of "GwD: The American Dream G
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I had a dream the other night. I was in a field. I thought at first that it
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was grass, but then I realized it was rice. I plucked some of it from the
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ground and tasted it. It was amazing. I wandered for a bit, and I hit upon
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a dirt road that led into a market.
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The market thronged with a veritable sea of people, all of whom appeared to be
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much smaller than I was. I waded through them, as I waded through the rice
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field. As I looked down upon their small faces, I noticed smiles upon all of
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them, and they spoke in a rapid, odd type of sing-song speech. They offered
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me all sorts of electronic gadgets, and the air was abuzz with the sounds of
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circuitry and currents.
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Beyond the market was some kind of palace, whose gate was large enough for me
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to enter. Upon entering, I was greeted by a number of females, one of which
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led me into some chamber. I looked into her eyes, and they were small slits.
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I noticed she had some difficulty seeing me, but I was large enough for her to
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get a general feel of my location and bodily activity. She spoke to me,
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saying "Five?" She repeated this question several times, and then she grabbed
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my penis with her diminutive hand. Taken aback by this, yet at the same time
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pleased, I nodded my head vigorously in assent. She proceeded to fellate me,
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and the other females entered into the chamber. One by one, they took turns,
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and at the end of this lengthy exercise, they requested a small sum of perhaps
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fifty dollars. Thus, as I deduced, the original words were in the form of an
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offer, namely for an act of fellatio for five dollars. As I had a sizeable
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amount of money on my person, I continued to receive such services.
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Unfortunately, at the height of ecstasy, I awoke. Before the dream ended, I
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realized, just for an instant, where in fact I was. Slopetopia!
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[This file is offensive. You probably shouldn't have read it. -Ed.]
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Issue#148 of "GwD: The American Dream with a Twist -- of Lime" ISSN 1523-1585
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copyright (c) MMV Bob tMotW/GwD Publications /---------------\
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copyright (c) MMV GwD, Inc. All rights reserved :HUMANITY SUCKS.:
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a production of The GREENY world DOMINATION Task Force, Inc. : GwD :
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Postal: GwD, Inc. - P.O. Box 16038 - Lubbock, Texas 79490 \---------------/
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FYM -+- http://www.GREENY.org/ - editor@GREENY.org - submit@GREENY.org -+- FYM
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