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w _____ ____ 1 333 777 "Thoughts on Nothing" w
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D // | \ 11 3 7 by Dr. Dr. Otis D
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G || || \ / | || | 1 3 7 issue #137 of "GwD: The American Dream G
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w \\___// \/\/ |____/ 111 333 7 with a Twist -- of Lime" ***** 12/31/03 w
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So I was just sitting here, and I realized that I haven't written anything
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for this e-rag lately. And it came to me: I have absolutely nothing to say.
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Seriously, nothing at all. Why am I writing this, then? To prove that
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Licious and the other GwD-types will literally publish anything. Anything at
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all. Even this little rant about how I have nothing to say. Sure, lots of
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things have happened this year. The U.S. fought (and continues to fight) a
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war in Iraq, the reasons for which are debatable at best. The Democratic
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candidates for President have fought each other, insulting each other at every
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turn. Michael Jackson is in trouble for supposedly molesting a kid. Again.
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But I have nothing to talk about. I know that you don't care about my
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opinions on any of this stuff; I doubt if you care about my opinions on
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anything at all. Oh well, I'm still writing this, and it feels good. A
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little TOO good, if you know what I mean. Wait, I don't even know what I
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mean. I should probably shut up now, but I don't think I will yet. I've
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written some opinionated stuff, haven't I? Also, some stuff that required
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research. Today, though, I'm writing about nothing, and you're reading it
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(assuming you've read this far). Why are you reading it? Because you have
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nothing better to do? Or because you're as bored as I am, writing it? I have
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no idea what else to say, yet I keep typing. Typing, typing, typing. One
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day, I may say something important. Wouldn't want to miss that, would you?
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Yes, I have to PhDs, and I'm working on an MD. Am I smart? Smarter than you,
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certainly, but not really smart. I'm just kidding, maybe I'm not smarter than
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you. You, I think, would at least think of something to write about. Me, I'm
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just sitting here, doing nothing, typing about nothing. Wondering if anyone
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ever reads any of the shit I write, either here or in the scholarly journals
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in which I publish. I don't know what's going on in the world, not really. I
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know a few things I see in the campus newspaper, and I watch a little bit of
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the nightly news now and again, but I'm mostly clueless. Yet I have this
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forum to write about whatever I want. I also post on the GwD-blog-thing. Two
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forums for me to exercise my writing, and I don't know what to say. What
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should I write about?
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The next thing I write won't suck this much. Or it will suck more. I promise
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you that. One or the other, but not both. Because that would make no sense.
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Like this weird-ass rant.
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Issue#137 of "GwD: The American Dream with a Twist -- of Lime" ISSN 1523-1585
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copyright (c) MMIII Dr. Dr. Otis/GwD Publications /---------------\
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copyright (c) MMIII GwD, Inc. All rights reserved :WOOGIE + WOOGIE:
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a production of The GREENY world DOMINATION Task Force, Inc. : GwD :
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Postal: GwD, Inc. - P.O. Box 16038 - Lubbock, Texas 79490 \---------------/
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FYM -+- http://www.GREENY.org/ - editor@GREENY.org - submit@GREENY.org -+- FYM
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