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Ok all you green bleeders, just hang on a sec.
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Seth is saying he feels older. Licious is talking about quality. Jaffo went
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to a nudie bar and good ol fastjack (whom I thought dead for a time) shows his
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pride and loyalty.
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So what the hell?
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Yeah, its an age thing, for the most part. It's a category more specifically.
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From early teens you want to hit 18 so bad it hurts. Then there's the magical
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21 and you turn into a booze-hound for a time. Then you hit 25, and your
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insurance drops in price (see, they think you're getting wiser with age).
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Then you creep up on 30 - the end of life as you know it.
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But its not. I call it "the great revelation".
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This is where you take your life into account, and you see where it is, where
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you are heading, and where you ultimately want to be while still clinging onto
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the youthful activities of yesterday only now it starts to hurt a little more.
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30 is your wake up call - you take a step back, and you see how your character
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has developed through interaction with trials and tribulations (and of course
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you have to use the word 'smarmy' at least 4 times a week).
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So what the hell?
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I took 2 weeks off of work to get away for a while (and apply elsewhere -
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anywhere - dear god give me another job). And I went to a friend's house and
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we proceed to get 'tore-down.' Well, this little FUCK-WIT pulls up on a brand
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new Harley-Davidson Nightrain; it seems daddy has purchased his college boy a
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gift.
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And I hated him from the jump.
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Now, there are not many people on this rock called earth that love the symbol
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and shield more than I; in fact, I'd say I'm in the top 10. So, shitbird
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starts bitching about the bike after I compliment it.
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"Well, it just runs out of gas unexpectedly."
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Ok NIMROD!!!! Theres a reserve tank on the bike for just such an event!!!!!!
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Did you read the owners manual??? No. So I proceed to show him the lever to
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switch from reserve to primary.
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"Oh well, that's cool. This one just seems too loud though."
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Start of eye twitch.
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"Its got custom Screamin' Eagle pipes man. What did you expect?"
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"Well it just doesn't run right."
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"Gimme the damn key!"
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(I was joking...I'd kick the piss out of someone for that little statement.)
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So he hands it over and must have noticed my eyes widen: "You know how to
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ride right?"
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Brian just laughed at him.
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In that brief instant I knew what it was - there was an itch in my spirit that
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wanted me to throttle this little fuck. But I got a little gray on the muzzle
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now, so I just look at the opportunity to ride a Nightrain.
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I took it around and up and down the block for a while. It had a carb kit on
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it too, I noticed that pretty quickly.
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So I come back and say, "There's absolutely nothing wrong with this ride."
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During the ride, the short sleeve crawled up the arm to show the Harley
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tattoo.
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"Well, of course you'd say that," (nodding to the mark on my arm) and then it
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hit.
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"Listen you half-a-fag, if you're so ungrateful as to look at this gift as
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anything less than a godsend..."
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At this point Brian just shoves a beer into my chest and says, "Ok, ok, here,
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relax."
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So I get off my soap-box and just sit there in disgust.
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Earn it. That's all I'm saying.
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Issue#118 of "GwD: The American Dream with a Twist -- of Lime" ISSN 1523-1585
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copyright (c) MMII Havoc/GwD Publications /---------------\
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copyright (c) MMII GwD, Inc. All rights reserved. :GLORIOUS TA-TAS:
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