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w _____ ____ 1 1 000 "Number 5" w
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G || || \ / | || | 1 1 0 0 issue #110 of "GwD: The American Dream G
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w \\___// \/\/ |____/ 111 111 000 with a Twist -- of Lime" * rel 09/20/01 w
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Number 5 is in the houuuuuse!
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Who's the bass-thumpinist, party rockinist, boots knockinist number around?
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It's number Five up in the muthafuckin house!
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Who's the number that won't cop out when there's danger all about? Five?
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Damn right.
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While number Five may not be number one, it's still really fucking good. It's
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one of my favourites. I can't think of a better number in the world. What
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other number can you double to create ten? And speaking of ten, how many
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times does ten factor into fifty? In case you don't have the super-magnifico
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mathematical skillz that I have, I'll tell you now that the answer is Five.
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Number Five, always quick to step into a math problem at a moment's notice.
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Sure it's only half of ten, but would you really want it to be all of ten? In
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my opinion, that would cause Five to lose all of its charm. Ten is just so...
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tenish, it's not really like Five at all. I mean, the first difference is
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that five is a prime number. that means it's always primed and ready to kick
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some science. Ten is just so one-plus-zero-ish and let's face it, that zero
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is deadweight.
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Then there's Five. Pure, simple, there's no secret about Five's intentions.
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Five has nothing to hide. Look at it, for crying out loud! It looks like
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it's smiling at you!
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5
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And even if it doesn't look like it's smiling, it would if it could! So step
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the fuck off, because Five is on the scene and there ain't no fuckin with
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Five.
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Issue#110 of "GwD: The American Dream with a Twist -- of Lime" ISSN 1523-1585
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copyright (c) MMI The BMC/GwD Publications /---------------\
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copyright (c) MMI GwD, Inc. All rights reserved. :SUPREME BEINGS.:
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a production of The GREENY world DOMINATION Task Force, Inc. : GwD :
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Postal: GwD, Inc. - P.O. Box 16038 - Lubbock, Texas 79490 \---------------/
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ASMD ** http://www.GREENY.org/ - editor@GREENY.org - submit@GREENY.org ** ASMD
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