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G R E E N Y world D O M I N A T I O N
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Task Force
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Presents:
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"Quotes: Volume I"
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by Lobo and Seth the Man
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Here are some of our favorite quotes. We hope that you enjoy them as
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well.
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"I'm pretty cool, but I can't change the future."-Butt-Head, from MTV's Beavis
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and Butt-Head.
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"That is one big pile of shit."-Ian Malcolm, from the movie Jurassic Park.
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"I need to make lots of money so I can buy something to eat. Eating brings
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out the fun in me."-George Foreman.
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"The body is from the dust and knows that it will return to the dust and so is
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always in despair. The soul has always been there and will always be there and
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so revels in that fact. So in truth, there is no good or evil, just body
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and soul."-Seth the Man.
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"Wooooo, I'm 3/Y+3."-Elite bastards.
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"The Commodore 64 personal computer (more simply C64) is a powerful,
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sophisticated, yet easy to use information processing system."-Page one of The
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Commodore 64 User's Manual.
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"I like to talkwith some old lover's ghost Who died before the god of Love was
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born."-Love's Deitie, by John Donne.
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"You know what I've dreamed about, you can supply the pleasure."-Frank, in The
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Hellbound Heart by Clive Barker.
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"Rule One in housebreaking: Never answer the telephone when you're in the
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middle of a job. Who are you supposed to be for heaven's sake? Rule Two:
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Preparation. Bring the right tools. Bring gloves. Try to have the faintest
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glimmering of an idea of what you're about before you start dangling from
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window ledges in the middle of the night. Rule Three: Never forget Rule Two.
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Rule Four: Never stand where you can be photographed."-Dirk Gently, in Dirk
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Gently's Holistic Detective Agency, by Douglas Adams.
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"There was a discordant hum of human voices! There was a loud blast as of a
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thousand trumpets! There was a harsh grating as of a thousand thunders! The
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fiery walls rushed back! An outstretched arm caught my own as i fell,
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fainting, into the abyss. It was that of General Lasalle. The French army
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had entered Toledo. The Inquisition was in the hands of its enemies."-From
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The Pit and the Pendulum, by Edgar Allan Poe.
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"I don't give a shit about the Italian lira."-Richard M. Nixon.
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"I would have made a good Pope."-Richard M. Nixon.
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"How do you like that guy? Can't run six balls and he's President of the
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United States."-Pool hustler Johnny Irish about Nixon.
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"The arabs are a backward people who eat nothing but camel dung."-Winston
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Churchill.
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"Things have never been more like the way they are today in history."-Dwight
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d, Eisenhower.
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"When I was a boy, I was told that anybody could become President; I'm
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beginning to believe it."-Clarence Darrow.
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"Nixon, Ford, Carter, Reagan--a Mount Rushmore of incompetence."-David
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Steinberg.
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"What this country needs is more unemployed politicians."-Edward Langley.
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"When men are pure, laws are useless; when men are corrupt, laws are
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broken."-Benjamin Disraeli.
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"I became a policeman because i wanted to be in a business where the customer
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is always wrong."-Unnamed officer.
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"Moral victories don't count."-Savielly Grigorievitch Tartakower.
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"A closed mouth gathers no feet."-Anonymous.
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"I enjoy being a highly overpayed actor."-Roger Moore.
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"Nothing is wrong with Southern California that a rise in the ocean level
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wouldn't cure."-Ross MacDonald.
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"Parts of Texas look like Kansas with a goiter."-Unknown.
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"In America, anyone can become president. That's one of the risks you
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take."-Adlai Stevenson.
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"There will be a rain dance Fiday night, weather permitting."-George Carlin.
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"A lady is one who never shows her underwear unintentionally."-Lillian Day.
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"One man's folly is another man's wife."-Helen Rowland.
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"The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing--and
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then marry him."-Cher.
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"I was a fifty-four-year-old virgin, but I'm all right now."-Anonymous.
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"Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in
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Europe."-Jackie Mason.
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"It is no wonder that people are so horrible when they start life as
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children."-Kingsley Amis.
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"I was toilet-trained at gunpoint."-Billy Braver.
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"Give me a museum, and I'll fill it."-Pablo Picasso.
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"If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding."-The teacher in Pink
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Floyd: The Wall.
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"It can hardly be a coincidence that no language on earth has ever produced
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the expression,'As pretty as an airport.' Airports are ugly. Some are very
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ugly. Some attain a degree of ugliness that can only be the result of a
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special effort. This ugliness arises because airports are full of people who
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are tired, cross, and have just discovered that their luggage has landed in
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Murmansk (Murmansk airport is the only known exception to this otherwise
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infallible rule), and architects on the whole have tried to reflect this in
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their designs. They have sought to highlight the tiredness and crossness
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motif with brutal shapes and nerve-jangling colors, to make effortless the
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business of separating the traveler forever from his or her luggage or loved
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ones, to confuse the traveler with arrows that appear to point at windows,
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distant tie racks, or the current position of Ursa Minor in the night sky, and
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wherever possible to exposethe plumbing on the grounds that it is functional,
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and conceal the location of the departure gates, presumably on the grounds
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that they are not."-From The Long Dark Tea-Time of the Soul, by Douglas Adams.
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"There is no such thing as lying. There are just different interpretations of
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the truth. Some are very close to what actually happened, while others are
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nowhere near it."-Lobo
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"Woogie, woogie!"-Seth the Man.
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"I feel better than James Brown. I feel better now."-Some Song.
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"They might be big, they might be fake, they might be big big fake fake lies."
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-They Might Be Giants, from the song They Might Be Giants.
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"I'm not a cow."-Boffo.
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"Yippie ki-yay, motherfucker!"-Bruce Willis, in Die Hard.
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"Petey says you're a whore. Petey says you sucked his cat."Sekrut Squirrel,
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from the song Petey.
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"We're gonna kill you, you goddamn faggot, we're gonna kill you
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motherfucker!"-Dead Kennedys, from the song Night of the Living Rednecks.
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"Beep beep."-Tommy Lee Jones, in Under Siege.
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GwD Command Centers-
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Chaos (806)797-7501
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SysOp-Seth the Man (Birthplace of GwD, Mission Control)
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Gridpoint (806)763-4801
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SysOp-Transderm-Nitro (First Conquest)
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The Garden of Eden (8069748-0987
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SysOp-Malachi
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Federation Slayers' (806)799-1184
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SysOp-Big Red Fed
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copyright (c),1993 by Lobo and Seth the Man
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GREENY world Domination Task Force copyright (c),1993 by Lobo
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All rights reserved
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