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G R E E N Y world D O M I N A T I O N
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Task Force
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Presents:
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"Rex et son ami Louis"
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by Lobo
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This story is about Rex et son ami Louis, or Rex and his friend Louis. I
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took the names from to prominent figures in my church's conference, one was
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the Bishop, the other is the District Superintendent. I dislike them both
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because they messed with my church. But, that's another story. These guys
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are in no way meant to represent the real Rex and Louis. Enjoy!
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One day, Rex was walking down the street. He was joined by his friend
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Louis. They decided to rob a convenience store. So, they stole their wives'
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panty hose and put it on over their heads. of course, they had to take it off
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of their wives first, if you know what i mean. <G>. Then, they stole their
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sons' water machine guns. Now they were ready.
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They approached the store with calculated effort. They entered. It was
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a standard 7-11 with gas tanks outside and only one attendant. They pulled on
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the panty hose so that no one could see their faces, and Rex told the
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attendant to give them all the money in the store, while Louis removed
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wallets, purses, jewelry, etc. from the customers and threatened to shoot them
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with his water gun if they didn't stay down. Rex got the money from the
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attendant, and then he told her that she had a nice ass as he felt it. Louis
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pushed the muzzle of his "gun" into the back of a woman that had been crying.
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Then, he spanked her to give her something to cry about.
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Rex and Louis then got drunk on wine coolers that were in the store's
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refrigerator. Then, Jim who had just come to the store for some milk duds
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entered. Seeing the masked men with machine guns, he left hastily. A moment
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later, he re-entered, but not as Jim. No, this time he was 'The Crusader from
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Beyond'!
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Let me tell you about 'The Crusader from Beyond'. He came to earth from
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another dimension. He has the standard super hero powers (i.e.- heat rays,
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strength, etc.), the only problem is that he doesn't know how to use them. He
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is invulnerable to everything but bullets (go to his dimension to find out
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why). 'The Crusader from Beyond' also has quite a dirty mouth, cussing almost
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every sentence.
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'The Crusader from Beyond' said to Rex and Louis, "You assholes wanna
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mess with a store in my town? Bring it on, faggots!" They shot at him, but
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it was with water guns, so they had no luck. He walked over and tied them
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up. He then had his way with the clerk and all other females in the store,
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regardless of age. There was a 76 year old grandmother and her five year old
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granddaughter. "Just taking my payment for saving your lives," he said.
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You probably think that I meant sex by 'he then had his way'. Well,
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you're wrong. In his dimension, 'had his way' means something completely
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different. It basically meant that he licked all of the toe jam out from
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their feet and then sucked out their belly button lent through a straw.
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Then he summoned the police, who wanted to know who had tied them up. No
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one knew because the hero had left just after he made the telephone call. The
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police also wondered what happened to the money. No one knew that either.
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Jim had a new car the next week, though.
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The moral of this story is: if you're gonna mess with 'The Crusader from
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Beyond', you better use bullets.<G>
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end-finis
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-Lobo
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From now on, every fifth file will have a list of all GwD members, so
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here it is.
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GwD Task Force Members:
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Top Worshipper Type of Guy- Lobo
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Top Dog Type of Guy- Seth the Man
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Top Organizer Type of Guy- Sandman
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Worshipper Type of Guy- Diamondback
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Dog Type of Guy- Fastjack
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Organizer Type of Guy- The Lizard King
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Droogs-
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Aerik Aeriksson
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Aracnia
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Big Man Joe
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Hallucination
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Kilroy
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Transderm-Nitro
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Sir Flea
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Snotty
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Periodically, there will also be a list of GwD Command Centers. If you
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think that your BBS qualifies as a GwD Command Center, contact Lobo.
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Gwd Command Centers-
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Chaos (806)797-7501
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Sysop-Seth the Man (Birthplace of GwD, Mission Control)
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Gridpoint (806)763-4801
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Sysop-Transderm-Nitro (First Conquest)
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NOTE: Seth and I have gotten some criticism regarding these files, so I would
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like to remind everyone that the purpose of these files is to have fun (for us
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and the readers) and sometimes to inform you. If one person gets anything
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from any of these files, I am satisfied.
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Some say that these files are a ripoff of cDc. We do not believe that
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they are, and we do not wish to take anything from cDc. There are many series
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of text files that start out with a false premise. The first few are about
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that, and then other text files are written that have nothing to do with the
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title of the series. Every once in a while (it will be every ten files for
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us) there is an update on the original topic. That is the format that GwD
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will use.
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-Lobo
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copyright (c),1993 by Lobo
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GREENY world Domination Task Force copyright (c),1993 by Lobo
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All rights reserved to that Jolly Good Fellow, Greeny!
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