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64 lines
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G R E E N Y world D O M I N A T I O N
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Task Force
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Presents:
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The Story of GREENY
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by Lobo
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One day in Lubbock, TX not so long ago, Susan "Yellowie" Hagstrom was
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sitting in her house doing the dishes when her boyfriend, James "Blewie"
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Allen, happened by. Yellowie was shocked because her parents would *NEVER*
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approve of her having a boy in the house, even if they were home, which they
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were'nt. Blewie (I know it's not spelled like the color) took advantage of
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her surprise, and shebecame pregnant. If you want to know the juicy details
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of how: you're sick!! Nine months later, they had a son, who they named, you
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guessed it, Jacob Allen! But, little did they know at this point that their
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pride n' joy would some day become Emperor of the World.
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GREENY, as he soon came to be called for obvious reasons, had a wonderful
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childhood. He smiled! He laughed! He sat up by himself! He ate solid food!
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He even shit his drawers! And these steps only took him the first twelve
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years of his life! He then entered junior high, and had a relatively
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uneventful seventh grade year. But, eighth grade was a different story. For
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Christmas that year, he received a computer and a modem! But, not just any
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computer and modem, a brand new Mac Plus, and a top of the line 2400 baud
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modem! By Valentine's Day, he had learned some numbers to some local BBSes.
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One of the first he called was Chaos (806-797-7501). He chatted with the
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sysop, Seth The Man, when Lobo happened to be there abouts. The Main Man
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chatted with GREENY as well, and learned some interesting things: 1. that
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GREENY went to Frenship J.H.S.; and 2. that he was in the honor choir there.
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Needless to say, Lobo was impressed. Lobo and Seth The Man return to our
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story later.
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A month later, at about St. Patrick's Day, GREENY put up his first
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k-k00l Mac board, which was known as Mac Mayhem. He posted ads for it in all
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CAPS on every sub of every board in town. But, sadly, we lost Mac Mayhem a
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few weeks later. Undaunted, GREENY tried again. This time it was THE
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UNDERGROUND, an all teen BBS. He again posted ads in all CAPS (only the great
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ones use all CAPS), but this time he posted his NUP, which was SMARTONE, in
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his ads, but no one was supposed to tell anyone. THE UNDERGROUND went down a
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few weeks later, a terrible loss to the BBS community. GREENY tried again
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with The Weather Board. It gave weather stats for all of the areas around
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Lubbock. The Weather Board was even more short-lived than it's predecessors,
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and we lost it soon after it went up. (Sob, Sob!) GREENY changed his handle
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to Cosmic Thing, but he's still GREENY as far as GwD is concerned. He put up
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another k-rad Mac board called Channel "Z", and again there were ads just
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about everywhere. This time, to get people to call his board, he even added
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war3z and c0d3z to his board to get people to call.
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Their was a discussion about GREENY on Chaos, and Lobo decided that
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GREENY should become Emperor of the World, and with the help of Seth The Man,
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set up a sub to be the "newsletter" for the newly christened GREENY world
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DOMINATION Task Force, a group whose only goal is to make GREENY become the
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Emperor of the World. Lobo heads this organization, and the ranks are
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displayed in GwD01.txt.
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Anyone wishing to join GwD should e-mail Lobo with the NDP (New Droog
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Password) which is SMARTONE, but don't tell anyone what it is! GREENY for
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Emperor!!!!
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note- This story is a fictional adaptation of GREENY's life. Though the main
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points are the same, it should probably not be taken as the truth, though, I'm
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not going to stop you if you want it to be the truth.
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copyright (c)1993, by Lobo.
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GREENY World Domination Task Force copyright (c)1993, by Lobo.
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All rights reserved to the Great Green Guy. 02
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