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T h e G R E E N Y w o r l d D o m i n a t i o n T a s k F o r c e ,
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Presents:
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"The First GwD Special Issue"
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also known as
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"GwD and 1996"
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Release Date: 12.31.95
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-=( Table of Contents )=-
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1. Gatherings
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2. Releases
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3. Other Neat Stuff
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4. End Stuff
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-=( stentnoC fo elbaT )=-
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< GaThErInGs >
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\----------/
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In 1996 GwD plans to reinstitute its monthly gathering policy. Here are *very*
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tentative plans for gatherings and dates if they're known. Other dates will be
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set closer to the actual time.
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January - Beginning of spring semester party thing.
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February 14 - Valentine's Day. Redd's Holiday. Get together and boycott it.
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March - Spring Break. Week long party. Heh. Miniature golf one night, really.
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April - Venture out to the S00PER-D00PER store(s), K-Mart and/or Wal-Mart.
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May - End of school. Celebration of graduation and penetration. Yeah.
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June - Go out for pizza. A classic GwD get-together.
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July - Hellraiser marathon. The ORIGINAL GwD GATHERING. A must for all droogs.
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August - End of summer party-thing. Yay.
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September - Star Wars marathon. Another classic.
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October 31 - Halloween. Trick-or-treat-ing? Talk to Lobo.
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November - Thanksgiving. Get together and thank Grene for k-neat stuff.
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December - Xmas Fest! (Also go to HoHoCon, if you can, if there is one.)
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(All dates and "themes" subject to change without notice, though we'll probably
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let you know cuz you're so damn special.)
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/--------\
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< Releases >
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\--------/
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These dates are really tentative, except the first one. (It's not tentative for
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obvious reasons.) Question marks signify that we don't know exactly which files
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will be out when. Yeah.
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Date Files Released
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---- --------------
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1-1-96 gwd&1996.txt
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2-1-96 gwd51-55
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6-1-96 ????????
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10-1-96 ????????
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11-4-95 ???????? (GwD Election Special)
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12-31-96 or 1-1-97 gwd&1997.txt, ???????
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Another note about releases: there will be no releases if there aren't
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submissions. That isn't to say that GwD will die (it won't). It's just that
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I never again want to release files like 24-29 that I'm not especially proud of
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that were written just to have files. Please submit, even if it's crap. I most
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likely won't publish it if it's crap, but submit it anyway. No song lyrics
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(that was a dumbass idea of mine) or stupid transcriptions of comedy acts (thank
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Grene I never was desperate enough to publish THAT submission). Poetry is
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accepted, but only if it's really good. Yeah. Ain't I a bitch? Thanks in
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advance for any submissions.
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/----------------\
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< Other Neat Stuff >
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\----------------/
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i. Items in the GwD catalog will actually exist!
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ii. GwD now has a page on the WWW. Yay. See the end of this file.
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iii. GwD60 will (probably) come out! For those who haven't read gwd50, check
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this out:
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666 666 666 /---\
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666 666 666 |[_]| /--\
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666 666 666 666 666 666 \ /
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666666666 666666666 666666666 \-------------/
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"Here is wisdom. Let him that hath understanding count the number of the beast:
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for it is the number of a man; and his number *is* Six hundred threescore and
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six." - Revelation 13:18.
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&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&
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$ * $ * $ * $ * $ * $ * $ * $-<G + R + E + N + E>-* $ * $ * $ * $ * $ * $ * $ *
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555555555555 555555555555 555555555555 /---\
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555 555 555 |[_]|
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555 555 555 | | /--\
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555 555 555 | | |[]|
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555 555 555 ____| |____| |
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555555555 555555555 555555555 \-------------/
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"Here is knowledge. Let he who hath understood the rest of what I've said count
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the number of Green: for it is the number of a mortal; and the number is Five
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hundred twoscore and fifteen." - KeyLime 18:13.
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================================================================================
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Learn about the trinity of Grene and why five is so damn important!
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Be on the lookout for GWD60.TXT, the Book of KeyLime, available soon from GwD!
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/---------\
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< End Stuff >
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\---------/
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/-----------------------***** GwD Propagandists *****--------------------------\
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| Lobo - Seth Sometimes - The Lizard King - Spanky McDougal, Sir! - Sir Flea |
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| Zippy - Aracnia - Zen - Trojan-Man - fastjack - Diamondback - Bill Hooper |
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| Lasher - Mogel |
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\------------------------------------------------------------------------------/
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GwD Command Centers-
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Chaos (806)###-####
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SysOp-Seth Sometimes (Mission Control, down until further notice)
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GridPoint Durant (405)920-1347
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SysOp-TransDerm-Nitro (First Conquest)
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Purple Hell (806)791-0747
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SysOp-Acid Warlock
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The Snake's Den (806)793-3779
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SysOp-Diamondback (Temporary Mission Control)
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Pirate's Cove (806)795-4926
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SysOp-Izzy
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The Siege Perilous (806)762-0948
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SysOp-Longshot
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Brazen's Hell (301)776-8259
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SysOp-Brazen (Eastern Outpost)
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Psycho's Chiropractic Institute
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(806)794-1438
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SysOp-Psychosomatic Illusion
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The Sprawl (806)797-0820
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SysOp-Chiba
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The Lagoon (914)638-3712
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SysOp-Maximum Overdose (Middle Eastern Outpost)
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Altered Reality (203)925-8349
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SysOp- Zap (North Eastern Stronghold)
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Cell Block 4 (214)612-8694
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SysOp-LithoTripter/Wizard of Id (Salad Stonghold)
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Static Line (806)747-0802
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SysOp-Xenocide
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The Petting Zoo (806)784-0295
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SysOp-The Lizard King
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*%*%*%*%*%*%*%*%*%*%*%*%*%*
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'Information Super Highway' Command Centers:
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for Drive By Shootings (via FTP):
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ftp.etext.org /pub/Zines/Greeny
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ftp.fc.net /pub/deadkat/misc/GwD
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or
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for Car-Jacking (via WWW):
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http://www.geopages.com/Athens/2334/index.html
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--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
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"HeLL yEAH!#@!#!@ EyE g0Tz a MuTHApHuCKiN' G1RLeE tEw SkREW" - Mogel in HoE #80
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-+- F Y M -+-
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<-+- A S M D -+->
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GR33NY LIK3S mash3d p0tat03s
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/---------------\
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copyright (c) 1995 by GwD, Inc. :FIGHT THE POWER:
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GREENY world Domination Task Force copyright (c) 1993 by Lobo : GwD :
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All rights reserved \---------------/
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