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= F.U.C.K. - Fucked Up College Kids - Born Jan. 24th, 1993 - F.U.C.K. =
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Inkblotting the Hoochies
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I always hate seeing skinny little "hoochies" prancing around in short
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skirts and low-cut tops. It must be wonderful to have a size three waist
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and a flawless body. I don't have any idea what that's like.
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The ideal girl never wears the same outfit twice and owns at least 40
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pairs of shoes comprising of a pair of Nikes, sandals, and other footwear
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which looks like something the Spice Girls would own. Her wardrobe is made
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up of clothes made by brand name designers such as Tommy Hilfiger, Ralph
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Lauren, and Calvin Klein. Her favorite stores would include Wet Seal,
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Contempo, Dillards, and any other place that sells the clothes of her
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favorite designers. She'll pay any price for a pair of stylish jeans (which
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range from $30-$50). She spends about two hours trying to find something to
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wear to school. The tighter the shirt, the better. Push-up bras help draw
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more attention to the chest by adding more cleavage. I suppose a girl likes
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it when a guy isn't looking at her face when she talks but rather her
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boobs. Her hairstylist is from France and her nails cost at least $20 to
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create. She'll accept nothing but gold jewelry, which consists of rings and
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charms, of which she wears on her gold necklace. She spends more time in
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the mall than at her own home. Somehow she actually manages to use her cash
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for things besides clothes. Her CD collection has a wide variety of rap,
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R&B, and Hip-Hop.
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The only weight she ever gains is from the five pounds of make-up, which
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she applies to her face to cover up her "imperfections." One zit is
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definitely cause for missing a day of school. She must feel so horrible
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about it that she makes herself sick. It must be so embarrassing for her
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crush to see her with a tiny red dot in the middle of her forehead.
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Becoming a cheerleader is just another good excuse for wearing an illegal
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length skirt and showing off her skinny, tan legs. Every respectable guy in
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school has her phone and beeper number. She thinks her life is over when
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she's single for more than one day. Virginity? Ha! She wants to have sex
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with every cute guy she sees and couldn't care less about what he's really
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like. Her idea of true love is if the guy is completely gorgeous, wears
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expensive clothes like her, has a $30,000 car, and happens to make
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two-second eye contact with her as he walks by, swinging the keys to his
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Dodge Viper. They must be meant for each other.
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Her social group has a population of fifty or more and stand around
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giggling and talking about guys they saw at the mall. The perfect dress for
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a school dance costs about as much as a wedding gown and the chauffeur
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might as well be driving around newlyweds. When her date arrives at the
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door, she makes sure she's upstairs just so he can watch her as she
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gracefully makes her way down the staircase. When the couple arrive at the
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dance, she tries to make every other guy there jealous.
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Her grades average out to a C, and copies most of her homework assignments
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off of some geek who would do anything for the attention of a beautiful
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girl. She really knows how to manipulate the guys. In class, she sits and
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writes love notes to her boyfriend and blows bubbles with her gum to stay
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awake. Her handwriting is just as bubbly as her annoying personality. She
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dots her i's with circles and her n's look more like giant rounded mountain
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tops.
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Her purse contains the latest issue of Seventeen (but she only looks at the
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pictures because of her low reading skills), a cute little address book
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which she bought at Claire's Accessories, enough money to buy another
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outfit (in case she spills Coke on the one she's wearing), and her
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emergency make-up supply. Her most embarrassing moment was when some jerk
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at school accidentally squirted ketchup on her brand new $60 cotton
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chemise. She never spoke to the guy again. That must have been the worst
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day of her life. Although, the day when she was rejected by a guy for the
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first (possibly only) time must have also been very traumatic.
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She gets a kick out of telling everyone (especially guys and people larger
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than her) how fat she is just so she can hear them say, "No, you're not
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fat!" She loves the flattery and it really swells her ego. She'll only
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drink a diet beverage, no matter how anorexic she looks. Ice cream is
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against her religion and she makes a habit out of reading the nutrition
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facts on boxes in front of people.
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Her room is plastered with posters of Leonardo DiCaprio, movies including
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Leonardo DiCaprio, and articles from magazines about Leonardo DiCaprio.
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Also, you can find pictures of Tiger Woods, Hanson (depending on how
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pathetic she really is), various rap artists, and tacky stickers. She
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despises anyone who listens to "uncivilized" music such as punk,
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alternative, and metal.
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When she's bored, she likes to talk about people she hates and criticizes
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they way they look, dress, and act. She thinks she's right about everything
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all the time, no matter how much she lacks of intelligence. Anyone that's
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ever disagreed with her is an automatic enemy. Of course, the world
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revolves around her. How could anyone be so foolish to think otherwise?!?
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She strives to keep her reputation flawless. She's always been the one to
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end a relationship, or else her pride may be hurt and she'd end up being
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paranoid about other people thinking she's a loser. She likes playing
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dumber than she really is (which is not by much) and she can always be
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identified by her irritating, high-pitched laugh. She makes stupidity an
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art form and practices it everyday.
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It just makes me want to hurl. I really feel sorry for people like that.
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This is a basic description of any prep/wigger girl. And I hate them. Not
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just the girls, but the guys too. They suck and need to get a life.
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Hopefully, this will help people see the light and understand that being a
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prep or a wigger only shows one's stupidity and ignorance. If you are one,
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SCREW OFF! Thanks. Have a nice day.
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