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= F.U.C.K. - Fucked Up College Kids - Born Jan. 24th, 1993 - F.U.C.K. =
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How to be a Truly Bad Person
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Choose your associates carefully
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The greatest dangers to a person attempting to become a truly bad person
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are not his enemies, but his friends. We arm our friends with all of
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the tools necessary to effect our destruction. We let them know what is
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important to us, we let them know details of our activities, we let them
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know how we think and operate. We would never think of giving any of
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these advantages to our enemies, yet we forget how easily the friend of
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today can become the enemy of tomorrow. Remember: If you need a friend,
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get a dog.
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Choose your dwelling carefully
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As bad people, we often do bad things. Many of these bad things are
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loud, odorous, or otherwise obvious to non-bad people. The dwelling of
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a truly bad person must support his lifestyle in every way possible, it
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must be a base of operations for him to conduct his nefarious affairs
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from with the maximal amounts of both convenience and safety.
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The dwelling must be as far away from prying eyes as possible. One
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elderly neighbor sitting up at night staring out at the neighborhood can
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be your undoing. When you choose a domicile, check the access routes to
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it and determine who can see you when you drive home at night. Be
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especially careful of neighbors who do not have regular work schedules.
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Children and elderly people are your worst enemies.
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Find a free standing dwelling with a garage. You must have a free
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standing dwelling because you cannot afford to have your neighbors
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listening into your evil plans through thin apartment walls or heater
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vents. Suppose you have to kidnap, torture and kill someone. How do
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you do that in an apartment? The garage is important because it allows
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you to load and unload your vehicle in relative privacy. In addition,
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the garage will allow you to set up a workshop. Many of to tools that
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the truly bad person requires to do truly bad things are illegal and
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very difficult to acquire. Items that fall into this category include
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silencers, auto-sears and explosive devices.
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It is good to have both a front and rear entrance, in case you need to
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leave unannounced. In addition, it gives you two paths to use to avoid
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nosy neighbors.
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Choose your transportation carefully
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Your transportation is important because it is your greatest tool in
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making other peoples possessions your possessions.
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Your transportation should be common. A 911 Carerra looks very nice and
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goes very fast, but is also very easy to spot. Which is easier for a
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witness to ID, a red 911 Carerra or a white van?
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Whatever you choose should have a large capacity for storage space and
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very little window glass. Plan something that has room for everything
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you will need. Plan for both the tools of your trade and for cargo. One
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bad person may need to plan for burglars tools and television sets,
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while another may need to plan for several rifles and two bodies. You
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do not want to find yourself with more corpses than you can easily
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dispose of. Storage space that can be seen through glass windows does
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not count as usable storage space.
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Control your ego
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Many bad people are tripped up because they begin to think of themselves
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as invincible. Burn down a few building, kill a few people, burglarize
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a few companies, you will begin to feel invincible. This is one of the
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rewards of being a truly bad person, but it is also one of the risks.
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No matter how good you are, there is always a risk factor. No matter
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how careful you are, there is always a risk factor. Do not allow
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yourself to become excited or emotionally involved with the task at
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hand, once you do you lose control of your actions and their results.
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And whatever you do, do not brag about your exploits. Remember: Even
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fish wouldn't get caught if they kept their mouths closed.
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Study
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As a truly bad person you will be involved with many things that common
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people do not become involved with. Most people do not need to know how
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to manufacture their own explosives or prepare their own poisons. Being
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a truly bad person is not for everyone. Study basic chemistry and then
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back it up be studying advance chemistry in your fields of interest.
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Study martial arts and practice practice practice. As a truly bad
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person you are going to be doing a truly bad things to people. Those
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people tend to resist, occasionally violently. Be prepared to both
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defend yourself and push for your goals using any means necessary. For
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the same reasons, study firearms and practice their use.
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Military manuals are a good source of information. In addition, there
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are publishers who specialize in printing information of interest to the
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truly bad person. When purchasing these materials, purchase locally and
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pay cash when possible. When that is not possible, use a mail drop and
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a false identity.
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Be a good person
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The last technique to master to be a truly bad person is to become a
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good person.
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Join the local police protective association. Join local social
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organizations. Do not give money to national charities or
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organizations, focus on people who can be called upon to testify as to
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your upstanding character. In addition, these local social
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organizations are excellent places to identify and research potential
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victims. If you know Bob is always at the Kiwanas on Tuesday night, you
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know when Bob's home will be unprotected.
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It is important to convince those around you that you are a good person,
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but is it essential that you first convince yourself. When you first
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convince yourself, convincing anyone else is much easier. Remember: "I
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wasn't there, I have no idea what you are talking about, I am offended
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that you would even suggest such a thing, and I want to speak to my
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lawyer."
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-- Anonymous
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