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= F.U.C.K. - Fucked Up College Kids - Born Jan. 24th, 1993 - F.U.C.K. =
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Anarchy's Guide to Life
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Chapter 1 - Introduction
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Well, welcome to my guide to life. First off, life sucks. It has its good
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points, but if you look at it as a whole, it sucks. You need to know a few
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things to get through it, and I'm here to provide you with that information.
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Well, there are gonna be some things in here that you may not like hearing.
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And this text will probably be on television sometime, possibly being called
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bad or evil, but everything in this text is the ABSOLUTE TRUTH AS I KNOW IT.
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It may not be what everyone tells you, or discusses with you, but it IS THE
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TRUTH AS I KNOW IT. Believe it if you want, however, as I also believe in
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complete freedom of thought and information.
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/´NARCHY
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Chapter 2 - Cheating
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Have your parents told you "Cheaters never win..."? Well, they almost always
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win. And they'll end up getting better grades than non-cheaters, leading to
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better jobs, and helping them gain things that those who do not cheat might
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never afford. They'll have better cars, better homes, more money, and perhaps
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many other things. Do yourself a favor and cheat. Cheat on tests, of every
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kind, and do not get caught, and you will be much better off because of it.
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Some good advice though: If you score over 90% on a test, there's no need to
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cheat. And if you're going to cheat, start small, and do what works, because
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if you get caught, you're dead.
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Chapter 3 - Education
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School: Does it suck? Of course it sucks. The whole system isn't working and
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yet it's still being labeled as being "not screwed-up enough" to fix. Well,
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the only real education you need is the one you get from experience. Yeah,
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that's right, good old fashioned experience. Go through something enough times
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and you'll learn to deal with it, or even use it to your best advantage. This
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is why lab experiments and hands-on training are the most important parts of
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a persons education. If you learn only through textbooks and lectures, you'll
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never learn anything that'll really help you, and you might even become so
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bored that you'll forever dislike the subject you're learning about. A good
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thing to do is when you get bored of a subject, ask the person teaching you
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about it, nicely, when you're going to need that subject when you get older.
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You may actually get a very nice response. If you don't (like an answer that
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includes something like 'if you go into the field of...') tell the teacher
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you won't be going into that field, or any like it, and ask if you can sleep
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or leave during that subject's teaching.
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Chapter 4 - Money
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Money is everything. If you examine it closely, you can buy anything with it
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including love. I believe I'll be asked to explain this, so I'll do that now.
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You use money to go out with people, to buy them things (that might "show your
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affection"), to pay for your actions that prove your love, to pay for your
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wedding, engagement rings, anniversary presents, etc... Money is good for
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everything. The problem is that it's usually very hard to legally get money.
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You could work, and that's not what I meant was hard. The hard part is trying
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to find a decently paying job that you like, or even can tolerate. Most of
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all people who work dislike their jobs, but do them anyway because they've
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had a lot of trouble finding a job before and don't want to be unemployed.
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Some good ways to get money are to collect things that are worth a small
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amount of money and selling them when they become very popular, to sell
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old toys and objects you no longer need or use anymore. Toys are usually good
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for this, as are books, but don't rule out anything.
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Chapter 5 - Freedom
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You are not free. If you were free, you wouldn't have to go to school, or do
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anything that you, as a free-minded individual, do not want to do. You are
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forced to learn little or nothing significant every day on the news and in
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the newspapers. You are not free to carry a weapon without a license. If
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you go to Rat Shack (A.K.A. Radio Shack) they'll ask for your name and address
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and a lot of other information, except if you try to buy things that could be
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used to commit a crime, they probably won't sell them to you, or use the
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information to help convict you of a crime. A lot of people double-park, but
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it's still illegal. If someone tries to hurt you, and you hurt them before
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they can hurt you, you could go to jail and they could go free. You are not
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free.
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Chapter 6 - Fear
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The best motivation and only true motivation is fear. People are afraid of
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many things in life, and it always affects the way they live and act. People
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tend not to sit next to people they think are suspicious in public places.
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If you dress differently than the rest of society, or act strangely, people
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will tend to be afraid of you. If you are repeatedly bothered by a specific
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type of person, whether it's their race, color, number of appendages, you will
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act differently towards that type of person. As a child, parents will attempt
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to rid you of fear, telling you that you have nothing to worry about, and
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that they'll protect you. But they are wrong. They cannot protect you. Your
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local police cannot protect you. You are the only person who can protect YOU.
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You should fear your police, your government, and anyone else who has some
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effect on how your life is run besides you.
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Chapter 7 - The Media
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Hey, take a guess at who controls your mind. That's right, the media. Not
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really books, or magazines even, but those whose job it is to tell you the
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news. Newspapers, Radio shows, and Television are all affecting the way you
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think. If you watch the news, then you will believe the news unless you take
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a stand and realize that news programs want you to watch them. They give you
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what you want, and they show you what you want to see. If you want to see less
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violence in society, then that's what they will show you. If you are hearing
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a lot about technology, then they will do a story on technology, and offer a
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viewpoint or information about technology that you will think only they have.
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In a news report about software piracy, the only person they questioned to
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have both his voice changed AND his face blacked out was put in jail for one
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and a half years, for "hacking"..???? What the hell does hacking have to do
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with piracy? Is this supposed to make him an authority, on something he has
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know idea about? The media is ignorant and manipulative.
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Chapter 8 - Wake up
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In case you don't know it, all niceties in society are lies. There is no Santa
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Claus, and there is no Easter Bunny. There is no savior and there is no cure.
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Society is breaking down, and instead of working to rebuild it, the smart are
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protecting themselves from it, and the weak are constantly pumping an illusion
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of peace into society. Arm yourself. Arm yourself and learn about survival and
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protection. And protect yourself, and those you love, because society IS going
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to come down.
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Chapter 9 - Speak free
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Be vulgar. Go ahead and say those words which were formally or are still not
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acceptable to come out of your mouth. Release the built up tension, and the
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long lost animality, and be vulgar. Learn your rights, and push, push, push
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them to their limits, and then build new limits. You must do this or your
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rights will slowly and quietly be taken away from you.
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Chapter 10 - Justice
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Justice does not exist in today's society. No matter how much you work at
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something, you'll always be run-over by someone who worked less to get more,
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through the ignoring of rules, and laws. If you want something, take it. You
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can buy it, but if you deserve it, and you cannot gain it any other way, then
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take it. Our government is not working. Don't spend your life trying to make
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it better, because it won't work. Either work around it, or work to destroy
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it, but feeble attempts to change government (which is now a self-feeding
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monster) will not work. You will fail. It used to work with us, the people,
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but it does not. It does not need us to survive, and if we get in it's way,
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it will trample on us.
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Chapter 11 - Fun
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Y'know what's fun? Violence, sex, drugs, alcohol, and vandalism. Go out, get
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some drugs or alcohol, and mess up your mind. It feels good. Or be a bit more
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safe and commit acts of violence or vandalism. Do you go to school? Well, go
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to an "Animal Rights"-type club and eat hot dogs. Rip down posters, and draw
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pentagrams all over the place. Erase stuff on other peoples' computers. Go
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into stores and unplug, misplace, and break things. Call up as many phone
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numbers as you can and prank them. When people ask you questions, give them
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wrong answers, and when they ask how you got that answer, or why, tell them
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"Satan told me" or "The voices in my head tell me to kill". Call every single
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company you come across and ask for free things. Spend their money. If they
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refuse, tell them that they suck, and you won't buy anything else from them.
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And of course, for the greatest fun, have lots and lots of sex. But protect
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yourself. After all, no one cares about you, but you.
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Chapter 12 - Death
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We all will die someday, and when we do, it will be a dark, lonely, and cold
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time. We all die alone, and if you think you're going to be saved, or brought
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to "heaven" or a utopia, you can forget about it. If heaven existed, then
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why would the Pope want a bullet-proof car with bodyguards surrounding it?
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Is he afraid to die, and go to HEAVEN??? What the hell is wrong with this
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society? Wake up! You will die eventually (unless SCIENCE saves you) and you
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will join your ancestors, in a hole in the ground. But if your life is so
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bad that you'd rather not live, then don't get your head filled with lies
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about trying to find jesus, or smelling the roses. Kill yourself.
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ANARCHY
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