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= F.U.C.K. - Fucked Up College Kids - Born Jan. 24th, 1993 - F.U.C.K. =
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shit list
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Shit wednesday hates:
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Polyester, pink anything, Tony Benett, Orbitz, yuppie assholes,
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hypocrites, politicians, girl flicks, The Human Race, beets, Christmas,
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Bob Saget, people that use the term "elite" with a straight
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face, anyone who owns a Viper or Diablo that isn't me or someone who
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will let me ride/drive in it, The Brady Bunch, Bic pens, Macintosh,
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Snapple, meatloaf, Keds, Jello shots, African Greys, technophobes,
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Visual Basic, alternators, flourescent lights, cardigans (sweaters and
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the band) asparagus, tests of the Emergency Broadcast System, snow,
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stucco, 9 volt batteries, Elvis sightings, dinner parties, dirt roads,
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insurance, 8 tracks, Shrinky Dinks, front clasp bras, football, daylight
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savings time, Hemmingway, Perkins, Volkswagon Rabbits, stupid questions
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(yes there IS such thing as a stupid question), kareoke, golfing pants,
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"Where's the Beef?" T- shirts, people who walk around impersonating crack
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babies, button fly jeans, collection agencies, professional wrestling,
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Calvin Klein ads with those English anorexics, Idaho, Superman,
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Snuffalupagus, slipper socks, poodles, Easter, Sweet 'n Low, Surge,
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velcro, evvironmentalist lesbian buddhist vetranarians, Pat Buchanan,
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Pat Sajak, popcorn flavored jellybeans, Fugazi-gone-anti-pit, that fucker
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that always beat me up in 3rd grade, ladybugs, Monopoly, Motley Crue,
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Ruth's voice, Muddy's, smurfs, Regis Philbin, Bicardi 151, "Free Willy"
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(in fact it REALLY irks me that they stuck Mr. Blond from Reservoir Dogs
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in that movie as Mr. GoodGuy foster dad), John Tesh, shag carpet, dust
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bunnies, Tipper Gore, clogs, caffeine free, parallel parking, pink hearts,
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orange stars, yellow moons, green clovers, blue diamonds, purple horseshoes,
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red balloons, panic buttons, sticky notes, avacado green kitchen appliences,
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country music, black eyes, Martha Stuart (she's the anti- christ, you know),
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empty refrigerators, fat chicks in spandex, Rikki Lake, mornings, all the
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good bands that are "maturing", cutting their hair and starting to sound
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like REM, dental work, run on sentences, good trashing sites next to Black
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Jack Pizza, laundry, scratching on the eight ball, hippies or anything that
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smells like patchouli, Jehovah's Witnesses, probable cause, Cabbage Patch
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Kids, flower prints, the macarena, Speedo's, needle point, tic-tac-toe,
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angry Italians, Lil' Feet's attitude problem as well as his wierd ass need
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to be so overpowering to a female as small and delicate as I am, standing
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in line, Steven Segal, parking violations, "you know you're a redneck
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if...." lists, entry level employment, pseudo intellectuals, coffee shop
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poetry readings, organized religion, alarm clocks, people asking where
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"Norwegia" is, college radio, telemarketing, bee hive hairdo's, lawnmowers,
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barbed wire, paper and plastic, pennies, Barry Manilow, crock pots, dorm
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rooms, family get togethers, gauze pads, jalapenos, bobby pins, NyQuil,
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long distance phone companies, crimping irons, smiley face boxer shorts,
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rose tatoos, 12 hour shifts, Menudo, pissy senile old people, abstractions,
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packing and moving, "why did the chicken cross the road" jokes, any book
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that Fabio adrons the cover of, papercuts, Mentos comercials, useless
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college degrees, butt floss, corduroy, No. 2 pencils, Weezer, anger
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therapy, Justin Fowler (by request) and anything deemed "cute".
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- Wednesday
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