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= F.U.C.K. - Fucked Up College Kids - Born Jan. 24th, 1993 - F.U.C.K. =
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Naughty Bill
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I really love Bill Clinton. I voted for him. I defend him against all
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criticism. Even when I don't agree with some of his policies, I make
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excuses for him. He is a naughty but beautiful child that I love
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unconditionally. And I am an indulgent mother.
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I am now fast approaching a tempting off-ramp. It is election year and I
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have found a candidate that I like better. This independent candidate,
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also a democrat, may be the better choice for president.
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I can't ignore the spoiler concern. If neither Bill or my New Guy won,
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all would be lost. The choice between Bill and the republican candidate
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is a choice between Good and Evil. I have a conscience.
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Spoiler aside, if Bill were no longer president, I would hardly ever get
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to see him. I don't think I could be happy. I need to see him on television
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occasionally in order to conjure his image for my fantasies.
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These past several years have been greatly enriched for me by sexual
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fantasies focusing on Mr. Bill Clinton. A good bit of these fantasies
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involve his role as chief executive. If I recall my junior high social
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studies correctly, the executive branch is the branch that carries out
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the punishments. And if that is not correct, it should be.
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During this past term as president and punishmeister, Bill would usually
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resort to corporal punishment. As a citizen, I found myself repeatedly
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in violation of Bill's many rules. And it seemed that Bill was always
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the one to catch me in my naughtiness. If he didn't catch me, I would
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feel compelled to confess on my own.
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Every time I transgressed Bill would become enraged Livid, he would
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order me to bend over the First Lap. Bill has a good salary and can afford
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to buy a great many cheeseburgers. He has developed a large display of
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protein over these past years at the White House.
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It is known in first circles that Bill Clinton is closely related to a
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certain clown named Ronald. I won't mention his last name, except to say
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it is not Reagan. I can also say, without revealing identities, that Ronald
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lives in a town in which the mayor's last name is McCheese. There have
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been rumors that Bill may be in league with the hamburgler, against his
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own family. This is so reminiscent of the rumors of Jack the Ripper
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actually being a member of royalty. I discount both rumors.
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Because of the First Spanker's lusty appetite, he has some big, meaty
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hands. When Bill spanks, cheeks glisten. Oh, the sensation when BeeCee
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lays his big flesh swollen hands upon my greedy buttcheeks. The pain
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mingles with a healthy and moist desire.
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Bill is a harsh and jealous executive. He sometimes notices that I am
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receiving more pleasure than pain. This angers him, so he stops. Of
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course, I keep many supplies on hand to satisfy his needs during this
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lull in action.
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And the President has his needs. In the kitchen I always have fresh
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hoagie rolls. He doesn't mind if they are a day old. I can always pop
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them into the microwave to freshen them up. I never let my cold cut
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supply run short. There is plenty of ham, cappicola, cheese, salami and
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low fat turkey.
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He also loves grape soda and I always keep a case of grape soda on hand.
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Spanking is thirsty work. Bill has sensuous pouty lips. When he speaks
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publicly he often bites his lower lip for emphasis. When Bill drinks grape
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soda, his pouty lips get a purplish tinge. The purpleness makes him look
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so genital. It is hard to imagine there are not twenty Chelseas running
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around the White House.
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I know that Bill is not coming to me out of frustration. I don't believe
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there is a woman alive that could say no to that burger eating
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babe-o-licious Bill. Spanky gets something from me that he can't get at
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home. I am able to provide my president with complete submission.
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I know damn well that Hillary woundn't be caught dead bent over Bill's
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lap, staring at the tattoo on his shin, while he slapped his sirloins on
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her castrating buttocks. I am also quite sure that she doesn't go out at
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midnight to the mini-mart when they run low on grape soda.
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Bill doesn't have to tell me what he wants. I am always there for him. I
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have never run from the long and meaty arm of his justice. He can have me,
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body and soul. Its just my vote that is now in question.
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I am torn between what is good for me and what is good for the country.
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There is no room for compromise. Bill just would not be the same bag of
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donuts if he was just Citizen Bill. Sure, there would still be the cream
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filled center, and definitely the Crueller, if you know what I mean, but
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the glazed would be absent. What's a dozen donuts without a couple of
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glazed?
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-Nancy Dunlap
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