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= F.U.C.K. - Fucked Up College Kids - Born Jan. 24th, 1993 - F.U.C.K. =
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FUCK YOU
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Perhaps one of the most interesting and colorful words in the
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English language today is the word "fuck". It is the one magical word which,
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just by its sound, can describe pain, pleasure, love, and hate. In language,
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"fuck" falls into many grammatical categories. It can be used as a verb, both
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transitive (John fucked Mary) and intransitive (Mary was fucked by John).
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It can be an action verb (John really gives a fuck), a passive verb (Mary
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really doesn't give a fuck), an adverb (Mary is fucking interested in John),
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or as a noun (Mary is a terrific fuck). It can also be used as an adjective
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(Mary is fucking beautiful) or an interjection (Fuck! I'm late for my date
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with Mary). It can even be used as a conjunction (Mary is easy, fuck she's
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also stupid). As you can see, there are very few words with the overall
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versatility of the word "fuck".
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Aside from its sexual connotations, this incredible word can be used
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to describe many situations:
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1. Greetings "How the fuck are ya?"
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2. Fraud "I got fucked by the car dealer."
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3. Resignation "Oh, fuck it!"
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4. Trouble "I guess I'm fucked now."
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5. Aggression "FUCK YOU!"
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6. Disgust "Fuck me."
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7. Confusion "What the fuck.......?"
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8. Difficulty "I don't understand this fucking business!"
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9. Despair "Fucked again..."
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10. Pleasure "I fucking couldn't be happier."
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11. Displeasure "What the fuck is going on here?"
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12. Lost "Where the fuck are we."
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13. Disbelief "UNFUCKINGBELIEVABLE!"
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14. Retaliation "Up your fucking ass!"
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15. Denial "I didn't fucking do it."
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16. Perplexity "I know fuck all about it."
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17. Apathy "Who really gives a fuck, anyhow?"
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18. Greetings "How the fuck are ya?"
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19. Suspicion "Who the fuck are you?"
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20. Panic "Let's get the fuck out of here."
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21. Directions "Fuck off."
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22. Disbelief "How the fuck did you do that?"
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It can be used in an anatomical description- "He's a fucking asshole."
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It can be used to tell time- "It's five fucking thirty."
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It can be used in business- "How did I wind up with this fucking job?"
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It can be maternal- "Motherfucker."
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It can be political- "Fuck Dan Quayle!"
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It has also been used by many notable people throughout history:
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"What the fuck was that?" Mayor of Hiroshima
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"Where did all these fucking Indians come from?" General Custer
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"Where the fuck is all this water coming from?" Captain of the Titanic
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"Thats not a real fucking gun." John Lennon
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"Who's gonna fucking find out?" Richard Nixon
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"Heads are going to fucking roll." Anne Boleyn
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"Let the fucking woman drive." Commander of Space
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Shuttle "Challenger"
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"What fucking map?" Mark Thatcher
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"Any fucking idiot could understand that." Albert Einstein
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"It does so fucking look like her!" Picasso
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"How the fuck did you work that out?" Pythagoras
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"You want what on the fucking ceiling?" Michaelangelo
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"Fuck a duck." Walt Disney
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"Why?- Because its fucking there!" Edmund Hilary
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"I don't suppose its gonna fucking rain?" Joan of Arc
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"Scattered fucking showers my ass." Noah
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"I need this parade like I need a fucking hole in my head."
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John F. Kennedy
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-author unknown
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=-=
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(this is being passed via mail lists and was submitted to me by Deadkat)
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= Questions, Comments, Bitches, Ideas, Rants, Death Threats, etc etc... =
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= Internet : jericho@netcom.com (Mail is welcomed) =
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= gote land +27.31.441115 =
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= Arrested Development +31.77.3547477 =
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= Global Chaos +61.2.681.2837 =
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= Chemical Persuasion 203.324.0894 Undrgrnd Indust/Inc. 207.490.2158 =
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= Damnation 212.861.0580 that stupid place 215.985.0462 =
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= Hacker's Haven 303.343.4053 PheedbacK 303.782.0893 =
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= E.L.F. (NUP) 314.272.3426 Misery 318.625.4532 =
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= Dungeon Sys. Inc. 410.263.2258 Psykodelik Images 407.834.4576 =
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= Paradise Lost 414.476.3181 Black SunShine 513.891.3465 =
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= underworld_1995.com 514.683.1894 Digital Fallout 516.378.6640 =
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= PSYCHOSiS 613.836.7211 Bad Trip 615.870.8805 =
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= Plan 9 716.881.3663 suicidal chaos 718.592.1083 =
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= Damaged 801.944.7353 The Death Star Bar 805.872.3151 =
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= Purple Hell 806.791.0747 Atrocity Exhibition 905.796.3385 =
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= Phoenix Modernz 908.830.8265 The Keg 914.234.9674 =
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= Files through Anon FTP: FTP.NETCOM.COM - /pub/je/jericho/FUCK =
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= FTP.PRISM.NET - /pub/users/mercuri/zines/fuck =
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= FTP.WINTERNET.COM - /users/craigb/fuck =
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= FTP.GIGA.OR.AT - /pub/hackers/zines/FUCK =
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= ETEXT.ARCHIVE.UMICH.EDU - /pub/Zines/FUCK =
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= FTP.DIMENSIONAL.COM - /users/rage/zines/fuck =
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= Files through WWW: http://command.com.inter.net (DisordeR's User Page) =
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= ftp://ftp.netcom.com/pub/je/jericho/jericho.html =
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= http://www.prism.net/zineworld/fuck/ =
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