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= F.U.C.K. - Fucked Up College Kids - Born Jan. 24th, 1993 - F.U.C.K. =
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What If...
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What if the internet was really like media and congress portrayed it as?
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Mr. John Goodbody comes home from a day at the office to see
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his wife cooking for the family, and his kids doing their homework
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in the living room. After changing out of his work clothes, John
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goes downstairs and sits down to a nice meal with his wonderful
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family. John starts a prayer and the family finish in unison with "Amen".
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Since John finished his work at the office, and doesn't have
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any projects, he figures he will go to his computer and get on the internet
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and play around. He goes upstairs, sits down at his desk with a glass
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of water, and pad of paper with pages of detailed notes on finding stuff
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on the net.
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He boots his computer into Windows, double clicks on the little
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America Online icon, and waits as it logs him in. Upon login he makes
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sure everything is in order but can immediately tell he has been hacked
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again! Someone was using his account last night without his permission!
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Oh well, this happens every day so he moves on. Another problem catches
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his eye, as he notices that he has a ton of email. Looking through the
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email it is quite obvious that he has once again (just like every other
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day), received unsolicited email advertisements, pornography, and sexually
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deviant material. He takes the time to delete the mail without reading
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it and clean up his mailbox so it only contains the one letter from his
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brother in Michigan.
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That day at work, his friend Bob told him about a new site that
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gave detailed reports of earthquake information, where they were located,
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and their magnitudes. John clicks on the telnet button and inputs the
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address. As usual, it takes him seven or eight tries to get through because
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he keeps getting redirected to sites that show nude women, beastiality,
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or other smut. Once he is through, he looks up his information and closes
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the telnet session. Not even two seconds pass before an image of a naked
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lady appears on his screen advertising another XXX web site. He closes
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the image and tries to go to the chat rooms.
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Once in the chat area, John pulls up a list of the available
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rooms, and tries to find one that doesn't deal with indecent material.
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Like all the other nights, he can't find one so he decides to get some
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more online magazines to read later that night. He clicks on the FTP
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button, and inputs the site with thousands of magazines. Instead of
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connecting to 'Etext', he is routed to another adult site which automatically
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send him several lewd pictures. He tries again but ends up at a home
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page of a neo-nazi hate group. One more click and he ends up at an
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abortion site, and automatically gets sent the complete list of abortion
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clinics and propaganda on why everyone should get abortions.
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Thirteen tries later, he gets through to 'Etext', and starts
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to download his favorite zine 'DARN'. Once he gets them to his machine
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he takes a look at them only to find they aren't the good-natured 'DARN'
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'zine, but stories of sexual encounters in the forest written by some
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deviant! John is upset by this turn of events, but rather than be upset
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he deletes them and tries again. The second time he manages to get the
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new issues of the 'zine, and begins reading them.
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As he is reading, a message comes across his screen from one of
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the America Online staff members asking him to verify his credit card
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number. Not wanting to cause trouble he gives it out along with some
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more information and keeps going.
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It is difficult to get through the night on the net, but just like
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all the others out there, he braves the online world in search of honest
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and decent material. Its hard to believe that the other 99% of net
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denizens are so perverted like that, but it's still worth it for the
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chance to find what he needs.
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Is it like that? Of course not.
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DisordeR
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= Questions, Comments, Bitches, Ideas, Rants, Death Threats, etc etc... =
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= Internet : jericho@netcom.com (Mail is welcome) =
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= gote land +27.31.441115 =
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= Arrested Development +31.77.3547477 =
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= Chemical Persuasion 203.324.0894 Celestial Woodlands 214.252.6455 =
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= that stupid place 215.985.0462 Hacker's Haven 303.343.4053 =
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= E.L.F. (NUP) 314.272.3426 Misery 318.625.4532 =
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= Dungeon Sys. Inc. 410.263.2258 Psykodelik Images 407.834.4576 =
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= Paradise Lost 414.476.3181 Black SunShine 513.891.3465 =
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= underworld_1995.com 514.683.1894 Digital Fallout 516.378.6640 =
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= PSYCHOSiS 613.836.7211 Bad Trip 615.870.8805 =
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= Plan 9 716.881.3663 suicidal chaos 718.592.1083 =
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= Phallic Paradise 801.944.7353 Purple Hell 806.791.0747 =
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= Atrocity Exhibition 905.796.3385 Phoenix Modernz 908.830.8265 =
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= The Keg 914.234.9674 =
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= Files through Anonymous FTP: FTP.NETCOM.COM - /pub/je/jericho/FUCK =
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= FTP.WINTERNET.COM - /users/craigb/fuck =
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= FTP.GIGA.OR.AT - /pub/hackers/zines/FUCK =
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= ETEXT.ARCHIVE.UMICH.EDU - /pub/Zines/FUCK =
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= Files through WWW: ftp://ftp.netcom.com/pub/je/jericho/jericho.html =
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