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99 lines
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= F.U.C.K. - Fucked Up College Kids - Born Jan. 24th, 1993 - F.U.C.K. =
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Idiot National Park
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Wraveth forwarded this to me on the net. Who knows where it started,
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but this is yet another example of how pitiful people can be.
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Here are a collection of actual questions which park rangers have
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received at the indicated parks. They're every bit as breath-taking
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as the landscapes which inspired them.
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Everglades National Park
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Are the alligators real?
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Are the baby alligators for sale?
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Where are the rides?
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What time does the two o'clock bus leave?
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Grand Canyon National Park
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Was this man-made?
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Do you light it up at night?
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I bought tickets for the elevator to the bottom - where is it?
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Is the mule train air-conditioned?
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So where are the faces of the presidents?
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Denali National Park
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What time to you feed the bears?
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What's so wonderful about Wonder Lake?
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Can you show me where the Yeti lives?
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How often do you mow the tundra?
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How much does Mt. McKinley weigh?
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Mesa Verde National Park
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Did people build this, or did Indians?
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Why did they build the ruins so close to the road?
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Do you know of any undiscovered ruins?
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What did they worship in the kivas - their own made-up religion?
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Why did the Indians decide to live in Colorado?
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Yellowstone National Park
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Does Old Faithful erupt at night?
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How do you turn it on?
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When does the guy who turns it on get to sleep?
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We had no trouble finding the park entrances, but where are the exits?
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Carlsbad Caverns National Park
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How much of the cave is underground?
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So what's in the unexplored part of the cave?
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Does it ever rain in here?
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How many Ping-Pong balls would it take to fill this up?
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So what it this - just a hole in the ground?
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Yosemite National Park
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Where are the cages for the animals?
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What time of year do you turn on Yosemite Falls?
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What happened to the other half of Half Dome?
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Can I get a picture taken with the carving of President Clinton?
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= Questions, Comments, Bitches, Ideas, Rants, Death Threats, etc etc... =
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= Internet : jericho@netcom.com (Mail is welcome) =
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= gote land +27.31.441115 =
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= Arrested Development +31.77.3547477 =
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= Chemical Persuasion 203.324.0894 Celestial Woodlands 214.252.6455 =
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= that stupid place 215.985.0462 Hacker's Haven 303.343.4053 =
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= E.L.F. (NUP) 314.272.3426 Misery 318.625.4532 =
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= Dungeon Sys. Inc. 410.263.2258 Psykodelik Images 407.834.4576 =
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= Paradise Lost 414.476.3181 Black SunShine 513.891.3465 =
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= underworld_1995.com 514.683.1894 Digital Fallout 516.378.6640 =
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= PSYCHOSiS 613.836.7211 Bad Trip 615.870.8805 =
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= Plan 9 716.881.3663 suicidal chaos 718.592.1083 =
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= Phallic Paradise 801.944.7353 Purple Hell 806.791.0747 =
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= Atrocity Exhibition 905.796.3385 Phoenix Modernz 908.830.8265 =
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= The Keg 914.234.9674 =
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= Files through Anonymous FTP: FTP.NETCOM.COM - /pub/je/jericho/FUCK =
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= FTP.FC.NET - /pub/deadkat/misc/FUCK =
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= FTP.WINTERNET.COM - /users/craigb/fuck =
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= FTP.GIGA.OR.AT - /pub/hackers/zines/FUCK =
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= ETEXT.ARCHIVE.UMICH.EDU - /pub/Zines/FUCK =
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= Files through WWW: ftp://ftp.netcom.com/pub/je/jericho/jericho.html =
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