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= F.U.C.K. - Fucked Up College Kids - Born Jan. 24th, 1993 - F.U.C.K. =
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You Know You're an Evil Computer Hacker When...
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You buy a truck, so you can carry away more when you go trashing.
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You type in ECHO Y | FORMAT C:, but do not press <RETURN>, every
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time the doorbell rings unexpectedly.
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You refuse to upgrade to a newer PC, because you know that it
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will only make you feel worse when the Secret Service siezes it.
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For three years you have been trying to meet a nice girl, who can
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code in C.
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You know what OS every fast food restaurant you frequent uses,
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and the system defaults.
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Your mother calls you by your nick.
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If the Secret Service raided your apartment, the only thing they
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would leave behind would be junk food packaging.
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You can name every federal 3 letter and 4 letter agency by heart,
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and describe most of their networks, but you can't match more
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than half a dozen professional football teams with the cities
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they live in.
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Your favorite computer game is "Unix."
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In the middle of the night, lamers come to dig through *your*
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trash.
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You wonder why everyone does not know all of the RFC numbers by
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heart.
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Daylight makes you feel sick and dizzy, as you vaguely recall,
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from the last time you saw it, whenever that was.
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When you meet a young lady who seems to be interested in you, you
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pull her criminal and credit records and check her employment to
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make certain she is not a federal agent.
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When someone asks you what you do, you go through a mental
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checklist of what you can and cannot tell them.
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You can name every member of LOD and TNO, but you can never
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recognize the person on the cover of _People_.
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Your lawyer simply simply does not approve.
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You memorize peoples phone numbers by converting them to
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hexadecimal and remembering the Op Codes to which they
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correspond.
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You have security badges from more companies than you have ever
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legitimately worked for.
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You installed dosemu on your Linux box, just so you could run
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ToneLoc.
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Your FBI file weighs more than you do.
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You have not has a single vacation in three years where you did
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not see GrayAreas.
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You can recite the computer crime statutes of your state by
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heart, and yet can't find one you haven't broken.
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You wish you could stop automatically decoding DTMF tones in your
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head every time someone dials the phone.
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Voyager[TNO]
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= Questions, Comments, Bitches, Ideas, Rants, Death Threats, etc etc... =
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= Internet : jericho@netcom.com (Mail is welcome) =
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= Gote Land +27.31.441115 =
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= Arrested Development +31.77.3547477 =
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= Chemical Persuasion 203.324.0894 Celestial Woodlands 214.252.6455 =
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= Goat Blowers Anon 215.750.0392 Hacker's Haven 303.343.4053 =
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= E.L.F. (NUP) 314.272.3426 Misery 318.625.4532 =
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= Dungeon Sys. Inc. 410.263.2258 Psykodelik Images 407.834.4576 =
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= Paradise Lost 414.476.3181 Black SunShine 513.891.3465 =
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= underworld_1995.com 514.683.1894 Digital Fallout 516.378.6640 =
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= PSYCHOSiS 613.836.7211 Bad Trip 615.870.8805 =
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= Plan 9 716.881.3663 suicidal chaos 718.592.1083 =
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= Phallic Paradise 801.944.7353 Purple Hell 806.791.0747 =
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= Atrocity Exhibition 905.796.3385 The Keg 914.234.9674 =
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= Files through Anonymous FTP: FTP.NETCOM.COM - /pub/je/jericho/FUCK =
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= FTP.FC.NET - /pub/deadkat/misc/FUCK =
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= FTP.WINTERNET.COM - /users/craigb/fuck =
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= FTP.GIGA.OR.AT - /pub/hackers/zines/FUCK =
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= ETEXT.ARCHIVE.UMICH.EDU - /pub/Zines/FUCK =
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= Files through WWW: ftp://ftp.netcom.com/pub/je/jericho/jericho.html =
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