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= F.U.C.K. - Fucked Up College Kids - Born Jan. 24th, 1993 - F.U.C.K. =
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THREE CHEERS FOR O.J. SIMPSON!
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O.J. (who no longer needs a last name since he copywrighted his
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initials) has pulled off the ultimate hack of the system. Or I should say,
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his lawyers have. Of course his hack is not one of the traditional sort,
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but nonetheless, it was a masterful deception. Lets review this hack so we
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can all learn from its cunningness.
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Most good hacks revolve around the hacker doing something outside of
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the law. Ten months ago, O.J. walked to his estranged wifes house, asked
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her and her guest to step outside, and butchered them. Or should I say
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haxored them? I personally don't support malicious hacking, and O.J. is a
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lamer for crashing Nicole and Ronald. And hell, his exploit was lamer than
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the -froot bug, but I guess it got the job done. Now if this was the extent
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of his hack, O.J. would not even rate as an ANSI kiddie, but the true hack
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came later.
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Like any good hacker, O.J. tried to cover his tracks, but
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unfortunately, he missed most of the logs. He left footprints all over the
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place and didn't even delete all of his tools. The fedz traced him from
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Nicole's to his Bronco to his house and nabbed him. Now O.J. lost his cool
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and almost phucked himself right there and then by putting a gun to his
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head, but the important thing is he didn't talk. Most hackers lose it and
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spill there guts, but O.J. smartened up and called his lawyer. Remeber that
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when the fedz are knocking on your door!
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Next came the _real_ hack. With all the logs and evidence seized it
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looked like a done deal, but O.J. hooked up with the boyz who had the true
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zero-day, Shapiro and company. These guys faced down the big guns of the
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legal system and used every bug they could think of. They corrupted the
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time-line, they poisoned the validity of the evidence, they placed doubt on
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accuracy of the logs, and they used every hackers best friend: Social
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Engineering.
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Social Engineering (S.E. for short) is the act of using jargon to fool
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your target into believing what your saying is true. O.J.'s attorneys are
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the best in the biz. No matter how bizarre the exuses and explanations they
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came up with, the jury fell for every word. They used their expert
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knowledge of legalease to convince the jury not to believe their own eyes.
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Man are they good! They should right up a t-phile for Phrack on their
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techniques!
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Of course none of their ploys would have amounted to shit if they
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hadn't pulled out there best trick at the end. They used a bug more feared
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than the Internet Worm, more dreaded than the Whale Virus, more powerful
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than ISS. They used the Racism attack. No defense can stand up to it. It
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hits the system from thousand angles at once and completely corrupts
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everyone's memory. It reroutes all thinking to /dev/null and core dumps
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reason.
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They were able to take an impossible case and turn it to complete
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victory. Thats more impressive than hacking root at cert.org. That was the
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hack of the year. Of course, it took millions of dollars for O.J. to pay
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for his tiger team, but it got him what he wanted: Complete victory over
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the system. Complete victory over justice.
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Way to go O.J. You hacked America.
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-Deadkat
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= Questions, Comments, Bitches, Ideas, Rants, Death Threats, etc etc... =
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= Internet : jericho@netcom.com (Mail is welcome) =
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= Chemical Persuasion 203.324.0894 Celestial Woodlands 214.252.6455 =
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= Goat Blowers Anon 215.750.0392 Hacker's Haven 303.343.4053 =
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= E.L.F. (NUP) 314.272.3426 Misery 318.625.4532 =
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= Dungeon Sys. Inc. 410.263.2258 Psykodelik Images 407.834.4576 =
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= Paradise Lost 414.476.3181 Black SunShine 513.891.3465 =
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= Digital Fallout 516.378.6640 PSYCHOSiS 613.836.7211 =
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= Bad Trip 615.870.8805 (Your board here!@#!) =
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= Plan 9 716.881.3663 Phallic Paradise 801.944.7353 =
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= Purple Hell 806.791.0747 Logikal Nonsence XXX.XXX.XXXX =
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= PuRe EViL (NUP) 905.XXX.XXXX The Keg 914.234.9674 =
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= Files through Anonymous FTP: FTP.NETCOM.COM - /pub/je/jericho/FUCK =
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= FTP.FC.NET - /pub/deadkat/misc/FUCK =
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= FTP.WINTERNET.COM - /users/craigb/fuck =
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= FTP.GIGA.OR.AT - /pub/hackers/zines/FUCK =
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= ETEXT.ARCHIVE.UMICH.EDU - /pub/Zines/FUCK =
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= http://www.ora.com:8080/johnl/e-zine-list/zines/fuck.html =
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