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= F.U.C.K. - Fucked Up College Kids - Born Jan. 24th, 1993 - F.U.C.K. =
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You Can't Survive Without Being A Rebel
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(9.17.95)
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Just the other day, a really fine example of the Contemporary American
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Illiterate (Ilitteratus Americanus Contemperaneous) accused me of being
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a natural born rebel.
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While this accusation didn't exactly strike at the center of my sense of
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self worth nor drive me to contemplate suicide -- it did cause me to
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begin thinking about what causes individuals to rebel against society at
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large.
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What immediately struck me is how difficult it would be to survive
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*without* being a rebel. If one were to attempt to survive by following
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the rules of society as officially stated, the natural evolutionary laws
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would give the offender quite a punishment. Here are a few examples of
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the plight if the non-rebel in America today:
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| Reproduction |
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Let's start off with an excerpt from the University of Miami Student
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Handbook -- Appendix S, Sections 3.2111 through 3.2123 "Policy
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Prohibiting Sexual Harassment":
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Sexual harassment encompasses any behavior directed toward an
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individual that is unwelcome and that serves no defensible
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educational purpose. It may range from sexual innuendos,
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perhaps even in the guise of humor, to coerced sexual relations.
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Examples of verbal or physical conduct prohibited... include,
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but are not limited to:
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... Direct propositions of a sexual nature;
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subtle pressure for sexual activity;...
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unwanted touching, patting, hugging, or brushing against
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a person;
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remarks of a sexual nature about a person's clothing or
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body;
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remarks about sexual activity or speculations about
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previous sexual experience...;
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repeated requests for a personal relationship or
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attention, provided that the requests would not have
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occurred except for the gender and/or sexual orientation
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of the complainant.
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Apparently, the type of rebellious and politically incorrect activity
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that could get me kicked out of the University of Miami include remarks
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such as "Would you like to go out to dinner and a movie this Friday?"
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(especially if I commit the mortal sin of asking *twice*) "Wow, you look
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marvelous in that new dress." or "I'll bet that loser Eric Turbo has
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never been with a woman in his life." Hell, (note the violation of
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political correctness) I could even be kicked out of school for
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accidentally bumping into someone at a school dance. Goodness, I hope
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they don't mosh!
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With the current social climate (arctic) in America today, it seems that
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you must be a rebel if you intend to engage in sexual activity at all.
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Perhaps this is a good thing, as politically correctness might be bred
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out of the gene pool altogether. On the other hand, perhaps the anally
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retentive folks who write these sort of silly regulations would be much
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easier to get along with if they could only manage to get laid once in a
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while. At least they would have more on their minds than my personal
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social life.
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| Taxes |
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Why is being a rebel so popular? Remember when our forefathers tossed
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British tea into the Atlantic? I wonder how they would feel about the
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growth of government or the cost to the American tax payer today.
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1914 1994
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Taxes Paid $6.7 billion $683.4 billion
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Per-capita Taxes $69.00 $2,622.00
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Individual Filers 360,000 113,829,000
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% Population Filing 0.5% 45%
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IRS Budget $110 million $7.1 billion
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IRS Employees 4,000 >110,000
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Pages of Tax Law 14 9,400
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Pages of IRS Forms 4 4,000
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Top Tax Rate 7% 40%
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Median Family Tax Rate 0% 28% table>
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* Note: All amounts are in 1994 dollars
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It's not just that American's cannot afford not to be rebels -- it is
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almost impossible to avoid becoming a rebel by accident! IRS employees
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err on one of every 10 returns they enter into IRS computers. If IRS
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employees cannot understand tax law, how is it that they expect every
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American to? If every American were to devote the required time and
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effort to understanding our 9,400 pages of tax law, the country would be
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so broke from the productivity loss that none of us would need to file
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taxes!
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| Self Defense |
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America is, and seemingly always has been, the land of violence. The
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difference is, today we are expected not to defend ourselves.
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The first modern police forces in America were instituted in New York,
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Boston, and Philadelphia during the period between 1835 and 1845. They
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were established only to augment citizen self-protection. It was never
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intended that they act affirmatively, prior to or during criminal
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activity or violence against individual citizens. There was no thought
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of police displacing the citizens' right of self-protection. Nor could
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they, even if it were intended. Before this time, American citizens -
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even in large cities - were expected to protect themselves and each
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other. Indeed, they were legally required to pursue and attempt to
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apprehend criminals.
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The government has recently begun to fear it's rebellious citizens, and
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has decided to disarm us. We are not allowed to purchase firearms
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capable of firing more that 10 rounds without reloading, firearms
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capable of firing multiple rounds automatically, or rifles or shotguns
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with short barrels. Nor are we allowed to carry firearms to defend
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ourselves against crime. Here are the results:
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One violent crime occurs every 22 seconds
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One aggravated assault occurs every 28 seconds
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One robbery occurs every 47 minutes
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One forcible rape occurs every 5 minutes
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One murder occurs every 22 minutes
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One property crime occurs every 3 seconds
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One larceny-theft occurs every 4 seconds
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One burglary occurs every 11 seconds
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One vehicle theft occurs every 20 seconds
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If we are legally prevented from defending ourselves, can we expect the
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government to protect us from criminals? Not according to the above
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statistics, and not according to the government itself. In Warren v.
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District of Columbia D.C.'s highest court stated that it is a
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"fundamental principle of American law that a government and its agents
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are under no general duty to provide public services, such as police
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protection, to any individual citizen." In McKee v. City of Rockwall,
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Texas the U. S. District Court of Appeals for the Fifth Circuit held
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that "no constitutional violation [occurred] when the most that can be
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said of the police is that they stood by and did nothing..." The
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government passes laws making it illegal for us to defend ourselves, and
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then denies responsibility for the criminal madness that ensues.
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In Riss v. City of New York the dissenting opinion of New York's high
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court had this to say about the courts ruling that the government was
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not at fault in denying Ms. Riss the right to defend herself by carrying
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a handgun legally and also denying Ms. Riss police protection.
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"What makes the City's position [denying any obligation to
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protect the woman] particularly difficult to understand is that,
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in conformity to the dictates of the law [she] did not carry any
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weapon for self-defense. Thus, by a rather bitter irony she was
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required to rely for protection on the City of New York which
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now denies all responsibility to her."
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If Ms. Riss had been a rebel, her former boyfriend, against whom she had
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unsuccessfully sought police protection and/or a gun permit, would not
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have been able to blind and disfigure her with acid on the eve of her
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engagement. Ms. Riss would have shot the worthless bastard dead, when
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she could still see.
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FBI crime statistics indicate that 1 in 4 American households will
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become victimized by one or more crimes each year. Are you going to be
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a law breaking rebel or are you going to leave the job of defending your
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life and your property to the clearly inept and careless government?
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| Summary |
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If you want to reproduce, succeed economically, or merely stay alive in
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modern America, you *must* become a rebel. Your other option is to be a
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meek virgin who spends all of his or her time indoors (afraid to go out,
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for fear of being robbed, raped, assaulted or murdered) filling out
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those 4,000 pages of IRS forms and sending your money away to a
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government which can't protect you from anyone but yourself.
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Voyager[TNO]
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Special thanks to P.J. O'Rourke, Dick Bachert and Peter Kasler.
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= Questions, Comments, Bitches, Ideas, Rants, Death Threats, etc etc... =
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