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= F.U.C.K. - Fucked Up College Kids - Born Jan. 24th, 1993 - F.U.C.K. =
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Respectfully Yours
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As an elitest, I often find myself inwardly scoffing at the
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general public. After all, I serve the public each and every day
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at work. When you work in a store, dealing with everything from the
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dregs of society to the Yuppie elite, you tend to get bitter. I sell
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computers 60 hours a week. I tech support everything from plugging
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in phone lines to editing various autoexec.bats. I deal with general
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stupidity and lack of common sense on a regular basis. If you have
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read the files "Stupid Thangs" you have already gotten an idea of
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what I deal with. Basically, these people have money and they want
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Pentiums to play Descent with and get ONLINE with AOL or MSN. They
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go home with powerful tools that will be wasted on their pitiful
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computer skills that they will never attempt to develop.
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But I respect these people. Obviously, if they have the money
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to buy Pentium 100's with oodles of RAM, they must be good at something.
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As long as they treat me with respect, I feel just fine about sending
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them home with these expensive toys. But more often than not, I
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am treated as a lowly corporate peon who is there merely to serve
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their whims. It's amazing to me that I have to carry their HP 540's
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to the registers for them, or fetch them a cart when they choose to buy.
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Apparantly it's not enough that I have to haul their monitors, printers,
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and CPU's down off of a ladder. Don't they have legs? I also run into
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a lot of trouble because I am female. "Can I talk to a man?" "Would
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a man know the answer to this question?" More often than not, it
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is a woman requesting the services of a man.
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Then there's the glaring mistreatment I receive regularly.
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I explain some policy about returns or exchanges, and they have the
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gall to call me a bitch, as if I wrote the policy. I have been yelled
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at for not having an item in stock, told that I am a worthless person
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that works at a worthless company, and once I was literally grabbed
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by a customer so hard that his grip left bruises. Now, despite my
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general distaste for most people, I would NEVER do such a thing in
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anyone elses place of business. After all, that is their place of work
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and I have no right to mistreat them merely because I am unhappy
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with something over which they had no control.
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So, my question is, what gives them the right to mistreat me at
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my workplace? Is it because they make more money than me? Is it
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because I *obviously* couldn't be as intelligent as they are since
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my salary does not amount to 6 figures? None of these reasons make
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sense for ONE reason.
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Most of them couldn't do my job.
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My only release from all of this is revenge. Respectful revenge.
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The best revenge is to respectfully point out to these "difficult
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customers" exactly how stupid they are without ever saying so directly.
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How? Easy.
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"YOU SOLD ME A COMPUTER THAT WON'T LET ME GET ON AOL!@#
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HOW COULD YOU DO THAT?"
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"Well, ma'am, (I put on my best customer
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service smile), did you plug in your modulation/demodulation device?
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AOL won't work without one!" (another bright and happy smile to
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top of my kindest customer service voice)
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"uhhhhhhhh, no. What's that?"
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"Well, remember that piece of phone cord that you probably
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threw away or left in the box? Plug it into the wall." (the tone
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of my voice exudes helpfulness and sincere wish to be of service)
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"ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! I know what you mean!@# So sorry
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to trouble you."
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Ms. Customer walks away feeling like an idiot for treating me
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like garbage and feels intellectually inferior to boot.
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God, I love my job.
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Demonika
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= Questions, Comments, Bitches, Ideas, Rants, Death Threats, etc etc... =
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= Internet : jericho@netcom.com (Mail is welcome) =
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= Chemical Persuasion 203.324.0894 Celestial Woodlands 214.252.6455 =
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= Goat Blowers Anon 215.750.0392 Hacker's Haven 303.343.4053 =
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= E.L.F. (NUP) 314.272.3426 Misery 318.625.4532 =
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= Dungeon Sys. Inc. 410.263.2258 Psykodelik Images 407.834.4576 =
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= Paradise Lost 414.476.3181 Black SunShine 513.891.3465 =
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= Digital Fallout 516.378.6640 PSYCHOSiS 613.836.7211 =
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= Bad Trip 615.870.8805 (Your board here!@#!) =
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= Plan 9 716.881.3663 Phallic Paradise 801.944.7353 =
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= Purple Hell 806.791.0747 Logikal Nonsence XXX.XXX.XXXX =
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= PuRe EViL (NUP) 905.XXX.XXXX The Keg 914.234.9674 =
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= Files through Anonymous FTP: FTP.NETCOM.COM - /pub/je/jericho/FUCK =
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= FTP.FC.NET - /pub/deadkat/misc/FUCK =
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= FTP.WINTERNET.COM - /users/craigb/fuck =
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= FTP.GIGA.OR.AT - /pub/hackers/zines/FUCK =
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= ETEXT.ARCHIVE.UMICH.EDU - /pub/Zines/FUCK =
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= http://www.ora.com:8080/johnl/e-zine-list/zines/fuck.html =
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