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= F.U.C.K. - Fucked Up College Kids - Born Jan. 24th, 1993 - F.U.C.K. =
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Rag Wars
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Having gotten home from a weekend ski trip, I turned on my monitor to
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check what had happened during the three days that I was gone. My bulletin
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board is fairly popular in the area, and lots of different kinds of people
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call it daily. Scanning through the activity logs I noticed that there was
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very little activity on the board. Only about 20 callers per day, when I
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averaged about 40. Wondering what was up, I read the few pieces of mail
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that were in my mailbox. Here is a sample of what I had in almost all of
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the feedbacks:
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"Hey.
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I am sick of this board. I have called two times and only ran into
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childish bickering and flame wars. Please delete my account.
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-Naked Gumby"
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Needless to say, I was pissed after reading complaints and bitches from
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about 5-10 users. The other pieces of mail that I received contained some
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variations of the following:
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" Damn. I am pissed off at M0rphïð. Please delete him from the board
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or I won't call back. He is a fucked up loser, and if he doesn't go,
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then I do...
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-Dimensional Vortex"
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" Why does dV have to be so fucking stupid? I mean, shit, he has to
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be so close minded as not to see it my way? Shit. Do something about
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it.
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-M0rphïð"
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" I have to side with M0rphïð. He is soooo right it is not funny.
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Solve this problem for me. dV is an asshole.
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-Inner Cycle"
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" Fuck you. If you don't do something about this, I will. Don't mess
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with me. I mean, jeeze, Dimensional Vortex is right on in this issue.
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-Death By BBQ"
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What is the fucking deal? Scanning through the board I discovered what
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no sysop or mature user wants to see. A rag war. A conflict had arisen
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between two users over how to pronounce '.GIF'! Talk about the pointless
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shit lamers like to fight about. They decided that it was so important that
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the entire BBS system had to hear about their bullshit. It escalated to the
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point that it enveloped the entire board. I found that the friends of
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the two users involved also decided to join in on the lameness, and as the
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story always goes, legitimate users were getting pissed off. My automessage
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said "FUCK YOU dV!" and messages contained the same. Text files were
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uploaded to the board with descriptions of "Eat me" and "Fuck M0rphïð!
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It's giff you asshole!", etc... What's the fucking point?
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Well, the above story is a compilation of all the shit that lamers will
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go through in order to be recognized. All of the names are real of course,
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because well, lamers will be lamers. You all have run into similar
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situations of varying degrees on at least one board you call. Because,
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there always will be lamers who wish to show off. And if you haven't?
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Then you are either sheltered as hell, or live in the utopia of all area
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codes or something.
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The main thing I am trying to say is that no one likes a rag war. It
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pisses sysops and users off. What results from the above account? Nothing
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but annoyed users and sysops. The people involved in such a flame war are
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normally deleted and they are tagged as problem users for a long time. I
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sure as hell wouldn't let a flamin' lamer on my board. All it does is
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bring the quality of my board down. They are trouble, and obviously stupid
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and immature to think that because a modem and phone line separates them,
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that they can do whatever they want. All its proves to me is that they
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don't respect the systems they call and the people they come in contact with.
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Grow the hell up. If you have a problem with another user, keep your
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complaints to email. Don't take everything so seriously and don't get others
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involved. If you do, you are inviting trouble. And I hope you get all that
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you deserve (Like a bullet in the fucking head). That is all I have to say.
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-= Fractal Illusion
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Flames Provided By: M0rphïð, Dimensional Vortex, DBBBQ, Inner Cycle,
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Black Phantom, Brinn, Dr. Jocco, Mindcrime, Kraken,
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and all the other lamers who have participated in
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rag wars.....
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Thanks to: LiGHT, TNo, Stussy (Boom!), Q Tak ;], Dr. Pepper (yeah..),
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The cool people in France (!), Renegack, Ma Bell, Baby Seals,
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Rush, and Happy mexican immigrants...
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= Questions, comments, bitches, ideas, etc : lamb@sun1.coe.ttu.edu =
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