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= F.U.C.K. - Fucked Up College Kids - Born Jan. 24th, 1993 - F.U.C.K. =
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Tick, Tick, Tick, Tick
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Have you ever gone an entire day without looking at a clock? What is the
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first thing almost everyone does when they wake up, they look at their alarm
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clock. Our lives are run by the clock, or more precisely, time. How many
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times have you awaken, only to find you are late to work or school?
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You get up in a panic, get ready in record time, and hussle off to your
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final. As you are running out the door, you take a quick glance at your
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watch and realize you have 5 minutes to get to your final class. You run
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down the stairs to the parking lot, tripping over every crack in the sidewalk.
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You frantically get into your car and speed off in a half-dazed frenzy. You
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scream and shout at everyone who gets in your way. You notice flashing red
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and blues lights in your rearview mirror. After a few choice words, you
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pull over to the side of the road, wondering how much this is going to raise
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your insurance. The cop tells you he clocked you going 65 in a 45 and
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calmly writes out the ticket as you continuously glare at the clock, you are
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already 10 minutes late. After you have the ticket in your hand, you pull
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back into traffic slowly, driving the rest of the way below the speed limit.
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As you pull into the lot at school, you find all the spots taken. Driving
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around and around, up and down every aisle, until out of the corner of your
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eye you spot one free opening. At the end if the aisle, though, there is
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another car who is also eye-balling the spot. Not hesitating one second,
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you slam hard on the accelerator, leaving a trail of black on the concrete.
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Like hell your going to let HIM get YOUR spot! Your car draws ever closer
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to the opposing vehicle. The closure speed now reaching 100 mph. Sweat runs
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down your forehead. You start to slow and turn into the spot, and in the
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blink of an eye, the other car slams into you, jaring you to a quick stop.
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Dazed, you slowly get out of the car to survey the damage. Yeah, it's
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definitely "a total." Oh Well, you say to yourself, there's not much I can
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do now but take my final and get it over with. After exchanging all the
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usual accident information with your new enemy, you hussle into the building
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only to remember you forgot to see where the test was going to be held. As
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you search for a phone to call your roommate, you dig through your pockets
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looking for change, only to find two pennies. You desparately explain your
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situation to everyone who walks by, thinking someone might just take pity on
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you. A elderly gentleman gives you a quarter, you thank him graciously, and
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procede to make the call. The phone rings once, then twice, the anwsering-
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machine picks up. You realize your roommate is asleep and obviously doesn't
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want to pick up the phone. You scream into the speaker for him to get his
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lazy ass up, but to no success. You slump down beside the phone, deciding
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maybe you should just give up. You hear a passing couple talking about how
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much they hate Mondays, then your realize, your test isn't till Tuesday.
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Well, I guess you can pretty well tell the moral of this story. If we stop
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to think, instead of panic at the glance of any clock, we'll save ourselves
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a lot of stress, and live a longer, heathier life.
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-=OverDriver=-
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= Questions, comments, bitches, ideas, etc : z3mar@ttacs.ttu.edu : FUCK =
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= Official F.U.C.K. Distribution sites and information =
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= Board Number Other =
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= ----- ------ ----- =
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= Immortal Hate 806.745.8879 World HQ =
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= Ionic Destruction 215.722.0570 Eastern HQ =
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= PCI 806.794.1438 Dist. =
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= Purple Hell 806.791.0747 Dist. =
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= Celestial Woodlands 806.798.6262 Dist. =
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= Accounts NOT guaranteed on any F.U.C.K. distribution site. If you are =
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= interested in writing for, or in becoming a distribution site for =
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= F.U.C.K. call Immortal Hate, and apply for an account, or mail Dam =
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= at z3mar@ttacs.ttu.edu or on Immortal Hate. Knowledge is power... =
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