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= F.U.C.K. - Fucked Up College Kids - Born Jan. 24th, 1993 - F.U.C.K. =
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Car Sniglets
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Whoopdidoo - the endless number of dips in any given street (especially
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in Lubbock TX)
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Diceswing - the inevitable swing of whatever certain form of decoration
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might appear below your mirror as you hit each whoopdidoo
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Fingertalk - the form of communication used while trying to tell the
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other driver you disapproved of the manever he just made.
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Doordink - the moron who always takes paint off your door every time
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he opens it
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Hairdrag - the condition of one's hair when the moon roof is open and
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your hair stands on end
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Sunspot - the one piece of you car than manages to always reflect
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the sun into your eyes, no matter where the sun is
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Insureflash - the split second before a wreck when all you can think of
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is, I wonder how much my insurance is going to go up
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Pushies - people who actually think that if they get right on your
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ass you might just speed up
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Pullies - people who slow down just to piss off a pushie
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Boomache - the sick feeling you get after being in a person's car
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with four 15" subs
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Steersqeak - that noise your car makes when you turn the wheel all the
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way to one direction
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Squeelhead - the guy who must always peel out after every stop
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Squeelette - the girl who must always peel out after every stop (rare)
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Lagsteer - taking those corners extra slowly 'cause your 'puters in
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the back
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Brakebutts - those people who just love to slam on the breaks to make
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everyone else in the car hit their heads on the part of the
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car in front of them
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Cop-a-beat - the beat your heart skips when you see that cop a block
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ahead and you realize your going to fast
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Cop-a-bye - when you decide your going fast enough so you might as well
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go for broke and try to outrun him
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Byeremorse - wishing later you hadn't tried to Cop-a-bye
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Parkaphobia - the fear of leaving you car anywhere near another car wish
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results in parking in BFE
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FMmoment - the short period of time you look down at your stereo to
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change the station and look up to find the car in front of
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you is much closer than you had remembered
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Hotcheeks - the inevitable burn on you butt after sitting on seats that
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have been sitting in the sun all day
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<EFBFBD> - the length of yellows in Lubbock, Tx.
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Swervjerks - the people who wait till the last possible moments to
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change lanes to make their exit
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Armnoids - people who must have their arm out the window when in
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their vehicle
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Fedmobile - the car that comes to take all your warez away
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Turnrefusal - people who are so lazy they won't even signal
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Headangle - the precise angle of head that must be maintained in order
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not to hit your head while sitting in the back of a sports
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car
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Phonweave - condition cause by talking too much on your car-phone
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(may result in accident)
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Jarjive - the little voice that keeps telling you "your door is
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ajar"
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Yieldiot - the person who wouldn't know whose right-of-way it was if
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his life depended on it
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Convertaswish - the sound heard in your car after that big rain storm when
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you counldn't get the top back up
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Halfwaydownitis - the condition of the back window that won't go down all
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the way in the name of child safety
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Parknesia - forgetting where you parked and wishing you had purchased
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one of those things where you hit a button and all hell
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breaks loose on you car so you can find it
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Hubfly - the hub-cap projectile you see flying across the road
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Octanquery - asking someone in the car which octane you should buy
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AcciDENT - the part of the accident that is most unpleasant
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Lube-n-charge - the $14.95 that must be paid every 3000 miles
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Shitanick - various choice words used after detecting every nick and
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dent in you new car since its purchase
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Groundfx - the cool display of flying ground effects when that mini-
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truck just didn't quite make it over the speed-bump
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3rdilluminant - the other brake-light in the back you really don't need,
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but everyone has
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Drivedud - the person who would drive to 7-11 to get some beer
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(if it was a block away)
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Drivz - the cruising done every Fri and Sat simply for the lack
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of anything else better to do
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Carrecession - the period in a person's life when he had a car from 16-18
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but not from 19-20 because his parent's said college is to
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expensive for you to go AND have a car
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Angal - the amount you must turn your head in order to look at the
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girl in the car next to you without her knowledge
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Grinds - those people who still have not figured out the proper
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combination between lever and clutch
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-=OverDriver=-
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= Questions, comments, bitches, ideas, etc : z3mar@ttacs.ttu.edu : FUCK =
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= Official F.U.C.K. Distribution sites and information =
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= Board Number Other =
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= ----- ------ ----- =
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= Immortal Hate 806.745.8879 World HQ =
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= Ionic Destruction 215.722.0570 Eastern HQ =
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= PCI 806.794.1438 Dist. =
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= Purple Hell 806.791.0747 Dist. =
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