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= F.U.C.K. Fucked Up College Kids - Born Jan. 24th, 1993 - F.U.C.K. =
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.Shock Value.
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shock n (1) : a disturbance in the equalibrium or permanance of something
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(2) : a sudden or violent mental or emotional disturbance
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Its an interesting thing, this Shock Value. Shock is something that
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all of us experience at one time or another and if you say you don't then
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you are a liar or something. Seems that the younger you are the less you
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experience it, so typically the older people display more shock than anyone
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else. You ever stop to think why they do? Me neither. I just like to do
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stuff that gets that wonderful reaction and surprise the hell out of some
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poor fool that is gullible enough to fall for simple stuff.
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Anyway, I am in college so naturally I make contact with many people any
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given day. Whether it is in the elevator, the dining hall, or in class I get
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a chance to interact with other people. <side note- I think almost everyone
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besides me is a fool or dumbass> So, when near people my friends and I like
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to say or do stuff that shocks the hell out of other people. Following is a
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list of some things you can say or do that will usually get a good reaction
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out of people and make them wonder about you, your relatives, or your
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friends.
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Remeber, that the following things are accepted if done by little kids or
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something. Why is that they are looked down upon if done by older people?
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Elevators, Lines, etc. where you have a little time and a few people nearby
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that will hear what you and your friends say but can't really move away.
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-Dad in Jail-
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Loki: "Hmm. So when is your dad going to get out of jail man?"
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Scourge: "Not soon. Dumbass got in a fight with another inmate so he won't
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make parole this month."
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Loki: "What was he in for anyway?"
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Scourge: "Some kid flipped him off, he had been having a bad day, and he
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sorta hit the kid while he was driving."
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Loki: "Shit. He's pretty crazy. I remember when he was here for parents day
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and he pulled a gun on me. I about shit in my pants."
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Scourge: "Yeah. Hopefully he won't be around for parents day this year."
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-Mom-
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Loki: "I swear. If those damn cops show up again at my door tonight I am
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gonna be pissed."
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Scourge: "Its your fault man. I told you to calm down. Your roomate was
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only kidding. I'm sure he didn't know about your mom."
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Loki: "I don't give a shit. He talks about her again I am going to kill him."
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Scourge: "You beat the shit out of him last night. I don't think he will
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be joking about your mom again after that."
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Loki: "He better not."
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Conversations like that can often prove to be quite interesting and will
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will usually get wonderful responses from people nearby. When you do it,
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you have to be talking in a calm, matter-of-fact voice and that just throws
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people off and makes it quite believable.
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Loki and Doc Z has come up with a few things that will make people think
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about stearing clear of you as well as question your sanity but who gives
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a shit. Their opinions aren't worth shit.
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-Upon entering an elevator, lobby, or wherever, just casually turn and look
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at your shoulder and growl at it. Do a low gutteral growl and an occasional
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bark or two.
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-Bat away those pesky insects that only you can see.
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-Stand in a corner and press up against the wall to conserve space and dart
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your eyes around as if you are scared of something.
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-If you are walking somewhere, dart behind objects as if you are hiding
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from someone who might be looking for you.
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-Just start moaning "NOOO! NO! They can't posses me!"
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-Turn to the person beside you, "Are the voices in my head bothering you?"
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-Casually say "Man, after carrying a gun all day it starts to get a little
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uncomfortable."
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-Yell "Mosh!" and start jumping around hitting everyone.
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-Have your friends just stare at a single individual until they look or
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move away.
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-After the doors shut on an elevator say something like "Bridge" or
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"Engineering".
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-If carrying a bag hold it up and say something like "This is a lot of
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pornos to be watching in one night. Should be a blast"
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-Quick touch the person next to you and yell "Tag! Your it."
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-Play the classic game of cooties.
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-Toss an imaginary ball back and forth.
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-At the same time have you and your friends just cover their ears and moan
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in pain all the while saying "Turn the noise off! Its too loud!"
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-Talk in a language that only you and your friends understand.
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-Face a wall or the back of an elevator when waiting, instead of a door
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or whatever else.
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I know a lot of these things may seem wierd or even stupid but the
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reactions you will get out of them will be quite worth it I guarantee.
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+Written by someone at the BackYard
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+Help and ideas from Doc Z and Loki
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